Kyle Pallo #122 He suks

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Grundel. Don't know if you watched this video but Casey is being videoed by Kyle from behind as usual and her donkey, as you put it, is jiggling like jello. My wife pointed it out and then I thought of your numerous comments. Haha. Anyway, maybe you will enjoy that.
Kyle's butt on the other hand... His body type is pretty ridiculous. Looks like a claymation character done by a child. But he claims he has amazing genetics.
Maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but it makes me frown to see adults waiting on lines for these characters, and talking to them. Weird and lame. Watching Kyle and Casey chatting it up with some guys dressed in costumes and acting like children's cartoon characters.
 
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I know a lot of hatters here have been genuinely wondering about Papa Pallo's health,

it is with a heavy heart that I ask you all to open your hearts, find the goodness within, and send all your thoughts and prayers,

I have just been given some tragic information,

and it's not about Dadx3, it is about Oar very own clown, Kyle..

he is, this hard to type, he is in a battle for his life..

But why??



Just earlier today, Kyle surpassed one million views for the month, with barely more than five days left, this may be his worst month yet. Every passing second, every waning view, the fragile thread of his future youtube life hangs in the balance, will it be a record setting failure of a month, or just another month of pause.




His current record low month was this past June with 1,248,971 views, he is currently on pace for 1,211,424 and falling fast.

I would like to share this chart with you. This is the change in views today from yesterday of all his videos so far this month, with the live in red, and today's video total at the bottom.

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This totals 23,868. Go ahead and add it up, every view's accounted for. LOOK, see this, that's a car corvette, might want to hold onto that one.


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That 23,868 extrapolated every day for thirty days is 716,040 views. He's pulling about 300,000 catalog views, but if first runs are stinking this bad, that 300k is going to take a solid hit in the months to come. A thought I had the other day, is that with each new video released, technically, the same amount of catalog views is actually diminishing returns if it takes more to get to the same amount as before. Oar manchild is going to have to make some yuge changes, maybe like finally taking our constructive criticism as advice or he is imminently on course for catastrophic channel collapse. I believe it was the sage, enlightened thinker of our time, Paigeno el Le, who said, "It couldn't have happened to a better guy."
 
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When I saw this, I laughed so hard I may have pulled a muscle. 😂
Will this be oar' next NASA cruise?
Will JoJo again be Dummy's snugglebunny?
How hard will Nick laugh if he sees this?
So many questions!
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VIRILE CAMARADERIE 😂
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🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯❤ ❤🙏🙏🙏

I know a lot of hatters here have been genuinely wondering about Papa Pallo's health,

it is with a heavy heart that I ask you all to open your hearts, find the goodness within, and send all your thoughts and prayers,

I have just been given some tragic information,

and it's not about Dadx3, it is about Oar very own clown, Kyle..

he is, this hard to type, he is in a battle for his life..

But why??



Just earlier today, Kyle surpassed one million views for the month, with barely more than five days left, this may be his worst month yet. Every passing second, every waning view, the fragile thread of his future youtube life hangs in the balance, will it be a record setting failure of a month, or just another month of pause.




His current record low month was this past June with 1,248,971 views, he is currently on pace for 1,211,424 and falling fast.

I would like to share this chart with you. This is the change in views today from yesterday of all his videos so far this month, with the live in red, and today's video total at the bottom.

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This totals 23,868. Go ahead and add it up, every view's accounted for. LOOK, see this, that's a car corvette, might want to hold onto that one.


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That 23,868 extrapolated every day for thirty days is 716,040 views. He's pulling about 300,000 catalog views, but if first runs are stinking this bad, that 300k is going to take a solid hit in the months to come. A thought I had the other day, is that with each new video released, technically, the same amount of catalog views is actually diminishing returns if it takes more to get to the same amount as before. Oar manchild is going to have to make some yuge changes, maybe like finally taking our constructive criticism as advice or he is imminently on course for catastrophic channel collapse. I believe it was the sage, enlightened thinker of our time, Paigeno el Le, who said, "It couldn't have happened to a better guy."

Oh no! 😱😭
Cumming your way Kylie! Stay strong!

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Alexa and James are going to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Kyle was probably SEETHING when he found out. 😂😂😂

 
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Oh dear, Kyle’s homestead homie has done jumped the shark. Apparently he and 4 others are sharing a cabin next year. lol wonder if he used Zach or Rose. Because Kyle made it look so fun. Hahahaha
I imagine it was fun for him to look up the prices and pretend he could go. Hope his trailer doesn’t need new tires before then.
When did shrimp boy post that? As the image has been circulating online for a couple of days now.

In short, nice try short king but ultimately your fake as duck like normal.
 
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At least James puts his foot down about the Manic Dwarf tagging along. Otherwise he would definitely be crashing on the sofa during their honeymoon.
 
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At least James puts his foot down about the Manic Dwarf tagging along. Otherwise he would definitely be crashing on the sofa during their honeymoon.
Kyle’s stans are so weird. I mean, in what world is inviting your brother along on your honeymoon ever appropriate, seriously? Tagalong on the honeymoon, tagalong on mom and dad‘s anniversary cruise, let Kyle vlog the wedding, even though the groom’s family has no interest in being involved, WTF? The superfans continue to treat him as a severely disabled child who always needs to be included because they believe he’ll never have a partner or family of his own…& what’s most sad is Kyle has the nerve to actually eat that tit up as if it’s a positive
 
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At least James puts his foot down about the Manic Dwarf tagging along. Otherwise he would definitely be crashing on the sofa during their honeymoon.
Who the hell invites anyone else on their honeymoon. Especially a stunted attention seeking manchild that the groom is clearly not comfortable around.
 
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At least James puts his foot down about the Manic Dwarf tagging along. Otherwise he would definitely be crashing on the sofa during their honeymoon.
Seriously! I really hope that James continues to put his foot down because it seems like Alexa can’t say no to her little brother. She always laughs off all his stupid tit meanwhile James seems more and more annoyed with him.
 
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Who the hell invites anyone else on their honeymoon. Especially a stunted attention seeking manchild that the groom is clearly not comfortable around.
With this weird a family I wouldn’t be surprised if the situation were reversed and Kyle and Casey were going on a honeymoon if he would try to invite one of his family members and make it a family trip. And she would totally be OK with it she would never say anything about it. 🤷🏽‍♀️
 
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Alexa and James were also asked where they’re gonna to do Thanksgiving now that they’re married. Someone asked if they’re gonna do it at Pallo’s or at James family‘s house or if they’re gonna blend their families together and Alexa kind of stumbled over the question and James blurred it out that they’re gonna spend this Thanksgiving with Kyle and Casey. He didn’t look happy about it either he kind of looked like he had no other choice. They’re also going to be in Disney in December sometime because Alexa mentioned that they’re gonna go to one of the Disney Christmas parties. And again James look kind of annoyed and over it when they mentioned it. I can’t imagine just getting married and spending my first Thanksgiving and Christmas with my little brother away from my family and my new husband‘s family. I know Kyle’s probably gonna be pissed because they revealed that they were gonna be with Kyle and Casey around Thanksgiving time so now Kyle can’t make it a big secret on his channel and try to do a big countdown about a “special guest”. 😂
 
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Alexa and James were also asked where they’re gonna to do Thanksgiving now that they’re married. Someone asked if they’re gonna do it at Pallo’s or at James family‘s house or if they’re gonna blend their families together and Alexa kind of stumbled over the question and James blurred it out that they’re gonna spend this Thanksgiving with Kyle and Casey. He didn’t look happy about it either he kind of looked like he had no other choice. They’re also going to be in Disney in December sometime because Alexa mentioned that they’re gonna go to one of the Disney Christmas parties. And again James look kind of annoyed and over it when they mentioned it. I can’t imagine just getting married and spending my first Thanksgiving and Christmas with my little brother away from my family and my new husband‘s family. I know Kyle’s probably gonna be pissed because they revealed that they were gonna be with Kyle and Casey around Thanksgiving time so now Kyle can’t make it a big secret on his channel and try to do a big countdown about a “special guest”. 😂
did she say they were gonna be there in December, or just that they were gonna be there for one of the Christmas parties? Because the christmas parties start the first week of november. so maybe they're doing the christmas party while they're there around Thanksgiving. I HOPE thats the case, for James's sake!!! He doesn't need to be spending both first married holidays with Kyle at Disney (He doesn't seem to be a fan of either!! LOL )
 
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