Kyle Pallo #122 He suks

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I can just never get over just how truly lazy this bum is.

He considers himself one of the best, most professional Disney Vloggers, most likely considers himself #1.

He works on his career 24/7/365.

Look at his studio.

Instead of creating an inviting scene, he places himself in front of a cheap bi fold closet door. He has a Tron sign that he can’t plug in because there’s no receptacle.

This perfectly describes this Dwarf. Lazy, devoid of any imagination, absence of even a shred of initiative to improve anything beyond a toddlers needs.

It’s more important for this moron to put his desk where he has a view out the window while playing video games than to try to create ANY kind of inviting atmosphere for his vlogs.

It doesn’t get any dumber or lazier than this poor excuse.


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Kyle’s a hating little witch. He hates that JoJo has a newer car than him so sneak disses him. Is he implying that JoJo drives drunk or that he’s lazy which is why the Tesla so good for him? Then he tries to throw Casey and his relationship in Jojo‘s face since Jojo clearly has been missing Krista.
I’ve said it many times before: He knows what a bum and loser he is, what a leech and lying burden he is…. but he cannot face the reality of that and so he goes on lying to himself and everyone else around him…and he drinks to cope. He also copes by trying to demean others and that makes him feel better about himself. It’s a very common trait among little people, friendless liars, like oar’ little Kylie, who are and always will be objects of scorn and ridicule themselves.

He’s incapable of being a decent person, a better man, so he likes to bring others down to his own level. Then he can tell himself, “See! He’s no better than I am.” Add in the booze and it’s just an old coping mechanism among losers like oar’ Kylie.
 
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Don't forget the Patreon (revamp still in the works since 2 years ago, "2024 will be fun, trust") or the merch store that he promised was going to launch months ago ("I'm not playing this time").

But he works so hard. He puts his blood, sweat, and tears into his craft. Trust him.

After working so hard on the 7 day cruise, he had to rush home to play video games. For an entire week. But he's a workaholic. He just needed a break from working so hard and all that 24/7 "behind the scenes" planning. Those 100+ hour work weeks are rough. Especially when you're the #1 Disney vlogger.

Nobody does it better than Kyle.

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From his stans, to his sister, to his parents, to his girlfriend, it seems like above all, the person he’s most gaslit into believing the fallacy that he’s at the top of his class is himself. It’s just about as pathetic as it gets
 
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I had the honor of being a + 1 at a party the girl I live with was invited to.

I was so honored I refused to meet their wardrobe requirements.

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“Tesla boy” 😂😂😂

 
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“Tesla boy” 😂😂😂
He is such a freaking bitter, insecure, jealous d-bag! LOL Never grew out of the phase he mentioned where he would flex his WI Dells water park wristbands in middle school. Dude- You're THIRTY ONE years old now!!!
Side note, Kyle- We have a Tesla as our third / "fun" car- Dual motor "Performance" model, too! It really is such a blast to drive! and we especially love the "dog mode" for our cute dog! (Theres another "hatter flex" for ya! :ROFLMAO: )
 
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You know Casey told him it was a suit and tie event and he whined and got out of wearing the jacket. Casey didn't put her foot down because she didn’t want the back of his hand across her face.
 
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He is such a freaking bitter, insecure, jealous d-bag! LOL Never grew out of the phase he mentioned where he would flex his WI Dells water park wristbands in middle school. Dude- You're THIRTY ONE years old now!!!
Side note, Kyle- We have a Tesla as our third / "fun" car- Dual motor "Performance" model, too! It really is such a blast to drive! and we especially love the "dog mode" for our cute dog! (Theres another "hatter flex" for ya! :ROFLMAO: )
He tries to put everyone down with those stupid names 🤣

"Peach Boy"
"Tesla Boy"

I want to see someone start calling him by a nickname like that. Wanna bet that he'd seethe and cry? 🤣

Suggestions: Shrimp Boy
 
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Thinks he needed to get a new car when the battery died....
Thinks he could buy a ladder at the grocery store...
Thinks the fuse box in his house is a "surge protector"

Seriously... how does one become this stunted when it comes to knowing such basic things?
What about the inability to have the knowledge to use a "Can Opener" at 31 years old?!!!
 
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You know Casey told him it was a suit and tie event and he whined and got out of wearing the jacket. Casey didn't put her foot down because she didn’t want the back of his hand across her face.
He just gets off the cruise where he wore his one & only white shirt, then goes to that BD celebration. He probably didn't wash it.
 
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Maybe its me but if they have "friends" that can afford this private character party it totally explains the keeping up with the Jones's mentality!
Also Flynn let me see your smoldering face😂😂😂 totally not a gay man's dream.
 
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Just when I think that Pallo has reached the epitome of stupidity, he proves me wrong with another example of just how dumb he is. He has a dead battery so he thinks he needs a new car! (Wouldn't car salesmen love a world full of Kyle Pallos?!! Sales records would climb to new all-time highs. Every dead battery would mean another car being sold.) I'm wondering if he said that because he so badly wants a new car - especially since JoHo has a new Tesla; he can't stand anyone having something better than he has. Now that he has a dead battery, it justifies his want.

Imagine going through life never, ever satisfied. Every day is another "I want" or "I need", etc. The house in Celebration, the Rolex, the BMW-3 series, another cruise, the Lorcana cards, etc., etc., etc. I really can't imagine how anyone could possible stand being around this guy on a daily basis. There is most definitely something wrong with Casey. Her mom's passing when she was young must have left a deep yearning for affection and attention. While Pallo is definitely lacking in providing the affection, she is enjoying the attention from her online exposures. Someone needs to get some sense into her head.
 
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Just when I think that Pallo has reached the epitome of stupidity, he proves me wrong with another example of just how dumb he is. He has a dead battery so he thinks he needs a new car! (Wouldn't car salesmen love a world full of Kyle Pallos?!! Sales records would climb to new all-time highs. Every dead battery would mean another car being sold.) I'm wondering if he said that because he so badly wants a new car - especially since JoHo has a new Tesla; he can't stand anyone having something better than he has. Now that he has a dead battery, it justifies his want.

Imagine going through life never, ever satisfied. Every day is another "I want" or "I need", etc. The house in Celebration, the Rolex, the BMW-3 series, another cruise, the Lorcana cards, etc., etc., etc. I really can't imagine how anyone could possible stand being around this guy on a daily basis. There is most definitely something wrong with Casey. Her mom's passing when she was young must have left a deep yearning for affection and attention. While Pallo is definitely lacking in providing the affection, she is enjoying the attention from her online exposures. Someone needs to get some sense into her head.
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Oh dear, Kyle’s homestead homie has done jumped the shark. Apparently he and 4 others are sharing a cabin next year. lol wonder if he used Zach or Rose. Because Kyle made it look so fun. Hahahaha
I imagine it was fun for him to look up the prices and pretend he could go. Hope his trailer doesn’t need new tires before then.
 

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