Lmao that clip was full of lies. I see at least three different watches you can get for much less than 20K. JoHO was spot on, he could never afford it- not like I'm a fan of the mole rat but good for him for calling squirts bluffHuh?
Still, I'll get one one of these days! That's one of the BIG purchases I'd like to have in MY collection." -KP
Hold up! Wait a minute! He has a 'collection'? A collection of luxury watches? A collection of Raw-lexes?
OH MY bleeping GOD! You can't buy a laugh like that. And, to add to that stupidity, that bleeping idiot can't even tell time on an analog dial.
Add to it that a decent Rolex would cost 5X the value of that old trap he's driving. Oh Dummy! You can't even comprehend how ridiculous, how stupid and idiotic this sort of thing makes you look. Thanks for the laughs.... the only reason I can endure you.
Oh Kylie! Remember this sage advice:
IT IS MUCH BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND HAVE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A bleeping LIAR AND FOOL THAN IT IS TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.
You're welcome.
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What happened to the ultra axe-clusive custom watch that stan made him? He wasn't even wearing it for his fancy date with JoJo on the cruise.
See KP's watch "collection" above
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Oar boy b stylin, huh?
Got on his smert' glasses covering that wonky eye.
Workin' the scimitar sidebeards.
The 5-HEAD will soon meet his bald crown. It's already close to a 6-HEAD.
And to top it off, literally, that glued down hairpiece covering his bald crop circle on top and combed forward.
Yaaaas witch! You sashay away gurl'!
THE COVERUP ______________ VS ______________________THE REALITY 3 YEARS AGO
Thanks Squirt. I always enjoy taking a second and exposing your 'coverup.' LOL
People are like, "who's that watch?" 
Everyone b jelly of Kylie's "collection." (Rawlex coming soon, trust.)
Everyone b jelly of Kylie's "collection." (Rawlex coming soon, trust.)
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He things the green thing on the back is a tracker!People are like, "who's that watch?"
Everyone b jelly of Kylie's "collection." (Rawlex coming soon, trust.)
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I'm calling it, he lied that he was saved up for one a mere few weeks after JoJo said he could never afford it. I think that bothered him so badly, including the clip of it being posted on Tattle, that he just had to try and 'own the hatters.'
KP: "Wanna go halfsies??"
JoJo: "It was too high for Kyle, unfortunately..."
KP: "And you!!!"
JoJo: "That could have been a cool video..."
1-2 weeks later...
KP: "Look guyses, I'm gonna buy a Rawwlexx! I've been saving up in my piggy bank since high school and I finally have enough! You guyses can achieve your dreams just like MEEEEEE!!! #SoBlessed"
8 months later...
KP: "I'll get one one of these days! That's the big purchase I'd like to have in MY collection"
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Of course that little homemade piece is cute and the poor sap who put it together did it out of the foolish kindness of his heart, but it will never be worn and is a "one of a kind" like a fingerprint is one of a kind or an old discarded grocery list is one of a kind. They're 'one of a kind' items but not valuable.... That quality, Kylie, you dummy, doesn't make it valuable.People are like, "who's that watch?"
Everyone b jelly of Kylie's "collection." (Rawlex coming soon, trust.)
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And don't forget:
"It's one of a kind." ___ ".... James got one too."
Fun morning laughs. Started to pass today's craptastic shithole vid, but glad I didn't. It still made me laugh, the only reason I can stand to watch even the snippets. TATTLE comments keep it a must for me.
This nonsense 'hair cut' vid was, of course worthless, but love the opportunities to ridicule the idiot and watch that channel sink even deeper into inanity and failure.
Well, Dummy, time to pick up that Raw-lex now that you've got the squirrel tail trimmed and the rug covering your big, bad, bold bald acre covered. You'll wow everyone on the ship; they'll talk about that stud muffin with the Raw-lex for years..........oh, sorry. No they won't. Even if you had the Raw-lex, they'd still point and laugh at you, that silly little guy with the wonky eye. Sorry, but that's always going to be true. Just accept it.
This nonsense 'hair cut' vid was, of course worthless, but love the opportunities to ridicule the idiot and watch that channel sink even deeper into inanity and failure.
Well, Dummy, time to pick up that Raw-lex now that you've got the squirrel tail trimmed and the rug covering your big, bad, bold bald acre covered. You'll wow everyone on the ship; they'll talk about that stud muffin with the Raw-lex for years..........oh, sorry. No they won't. Even if you had the Raw-lex, they'd still point and laugh at you, that silly little guy with the wonky eye. Sorry, but that's always going to be true. Just accept it.
“Everyone Wants to Be Kyle”
Oh, everyone dreams to be Pallo, it’s true,
At five-foot-two with a wonky-eyed view,
He struts through the parks with a swagger so bold,
Drives a BMW that’s fifteen years old.
He mooches from family, from roommate, from friend,
The gravy train never seems to quite end.
He’ll flash you a card—Enchanted Lorcana!
As if it’s a crown from the courts of Verona.
He whispers of Rolex, his ultimate prize,
Certain the world is consumed with envy’s eyes.
(Though the only thing shining, if we must be fair,
Is the grease in his unwashed, bedraggled hair.)
His scent wafts around like a villain’s perfume,
A mix of old cheese and a sweaty locker room.
Yet still he proclaims, with a grin kind of smug,
“I’m the blue-eyed young buck, the ultimate stud."
Oh, everyone dreams to be Pallo, it’s true,
At five-foot-two with a wonky-eyed view,
He struts through the parks with a swagger so bold,
Drives a BMW that’s fifteen years old.
He mooches from family, from roommate, from friend,
The gravy train never seems to quite end.
He’ll flash you a card—Enchanted Lorcana!
As if it’s a crown from the courts of Verona.
He whispers of Rolex, his ultimate prize,
Certain the world is consumed with envy’s eyes.
(Though the only thing shining, if we must be fair,
Is the grease in his unwashed, bedraggled hair.)
His scent wafts around like a villain’s perfume,
A mix of old cheese and a sweaty locker room.
Yet still he proclaims, with a grin kind of smug,
“I’m the blue-eyed young buck, the ultimate stud."
Looks like oar boy is gonna have to dip into the Rolex fund and take a trip to turkey for a hair transplant.Fun morning laughs. Started to pass today's craptastic shithole vid, but glad I didn't. It still made me laugh, the only reason I can stand to watch even the snippets. TATTLE comments keep it a must for me.
This nonsense 'hair cut' vid was, of course worthless, but love the opportunities to ridicule the idiot and watch that channel sink even deeper into inanity and failure.
Well, Dummy, time to pick up that Raw-lex now that you've got the squirrel tail trimmed and the rug covering your big, bad, bold bald acre covered. You'll wow everyone on the ship; they'll talk about that stud muffin with the Raw-lex for years..........oh, sorry. No they won't. Even if you had the Raw-lex, they'd still point and laugh at you, that silly little guy with the wonky eye. Sorry, but that's always going to be true. Just accept it.
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Pajama Shirt
He does get a drink at Haunted Mansion Bar - this is from Jojohobo's video today
Childhood friend? NO umbrella?
Childhood friend? NO umbrella?
Stop with this tit. Another grown man crying over a Disney dinner show?? How are they not humiliated to post this?
RAWLEX
Kylex2
Casey is such a lucky Princess (wherever she is) to have a Based Alpha Chad like Kyle showing off his manly girls' Moana baseball Jersey and mincing whilst saying "Wisconsin". FIERCE!!!! All the ladies are Moist for the studly Kp!!!
Who is that girl with them? And who is the guy sitting next to Kyle? Is that the childhood friend? Did Kyle/Zach really pay $80 for a haircut on the boat?
Who is that girl with them? And who is the guy sitting next to Kyle? Is that the childhood friend? Did Kyle/Zach really pay $80 for a haircut on the boat?
Disney cruises can sit you with another party at dinner. So those 2 were the lucky ones who got stuck at jojo and kyle’s table for the week
i guess they just happened to be from wisconsin.- Status