How long will he keep his hair unwashed in order to keep that hairdo? #BasedHairSpray
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Kyle Pallo #123 Low Key, You’re Bald
It's low key which is the same thing as having a BIG display of t-shirts for all to see... How mundane to be posting about getting a haircut while on a Disney cruise? This is the content you share about DCL experience? We know he "learned" the "hack" from Brooks about doubling up on videos, however it seems to be used just to extend the boredom across two vlogs rather than have a few days worth of content in one vlog so the cruise can also be enjoyed? What a foreign concept.
How's he going to pay the new mortgage with these numbers?
He doesn't with his YouTube paycheck. It's paid via his twink for hire paycheck,
Well, looks like I'm late to the party and missed..........uhhhh, a haircut? A hairpiece cut! A trim of whatever that dyed and overprocessed tit that's real is!
In other words..... N O T H I N G !
A trim of whatever that dyed and overprocessed tit that's real is!In other words..... N O T H I N G !
So is his access point (IYKYK)...
Huh?"I went in there to look at some of the Rawlexes. The minimum for Rawlexes here is $20,000 so I'm bypassing those. Still, I'll get one one of these days! That's one of the BIG purchases I'd like to have in MY collection." -KP
But I thought he said his Rawlex fund was completed and locked in stone?
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So it was all BS. He was never saved up for a Rawlex.
Still, I'll get one one of these days! That's one of the BIG purchases I'd like to have in MY collection." -KP
Hold up! Wait a minute! He has a 'collection'? A collection of luxury watches? A collection of Raw-lexes?
OH MY bleeping GOD! You can't buy a laugh like that. And, to add to that stupidity, that bleeping idiot can't even tell time on an analog dial.
Add to it that a decent Rolex would cost 5X the value of that old trap he's driving. Oh Dummy! You can't even comprehend how ridiculous, how stupid and idiotic this sort of thing makes you look. Thanks for the laughs.... the only reason I can endure you.
Oh Kylie! Remember this sage advice:
IT IS MUCH BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND HAVE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A bleeping LIAR AND FOOL THAN IT IS TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.
You're welcome.
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You know, his “collection”!!! A stack of Lorcana cards, a RH sofa, several WDW bayggs, $453 worth of used Halloween crap & all the maygnuts his refrigerator can hold. The Rolex is just the cherry on topHuh?
Still, I'll get one one of these days! That's one of the BIG purchases I'd like to have in MY collection." -KP
Hold up! Wait a minute! He has a 'collection'? A collection of luxury watches? A collection of Raw-lexes?
OH MY bleeping GOD! You can't buy a laugh like that.
Oh Kylie! Remember this sage advice:
IT IS MUCH BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND HAVE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A bleeping LIAR AND FOOL THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.
You're welcome.
Don't forget his Halloween decorations and his mugs. Those have to be worth something.
The obsession with a Rolex is so illustrative of the mentally broken cretin he is. He is fixated on a timepiece that he can't afford and on which he can't even tell the time. Words almost fail... almost. He's a dumb animal who's life is sidetracked by some shiny object blinking in the distance and off the road to any sort of success. The watch offers nothing to him but temporary ego gratification and some weird sense of validation he feel makes him 'better' than someone who doesn't have one.
Oh Squirt, believe me, it doesn't. You'll always be the ignorant, stupid bigot, thief and liar you are now. As I've said to you before (Now pay attention because this is a METAPHOR. Look it up.) you can put priceless stained glass ( a ROLEX) in an outhouse (YOU) ____ and it's still just a smelly bleeper (YOU with a Rolex). Hope that clarifies it for you.
Hey Dummy! Listen up. Here is the truth and wisdom for you: IF YOU SEE A ROLEX AS A 'BIG' PURCHASE AND HAVE TO LIE REPEATEDLY, AD NAUSEUM, ABOUT SAVING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL AND HAVING IT ON ORDER ____
WELL, YOU bleeping IDIOT: YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT AND YOU DON'T NEED IT.
Oh Squirt, believe me, it doesn't. You'll always be the ignorant, stupid bigot, thief and liar you are now. As I've said to you before (Now pay attention because this is a METAPHOR. Look it up.) you can put priceless stained glass ( a ROLEX) in an outhouse (YOU) ____ and it's still just a smelly bleeper (YOU with a Rolex). Hope that clarifies it for you.
Hey Dummy! Listen up. Here is the truth and wisdom for you: IF YOU SEE A ROLEX AS A 'BIG' PURCHASE AND HAVE TO LIE REPEATEDLY, AD NAUSEUM, ABOUT SAVING SINCE HIGH SCHOOL AND HAVING IT ON ORDER ____
WELL, YOU bleeping IDIOT: YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT AND YOU DON'T NEED IT.
Imagine a life not spent keeping up with the Jones’ & instead one wasted chasing a fake existence of your own making. It’s no wonder he can’t speak or think straight. Spend a minute in Kyle’s brain & you'd be daffy too
"Much truth is said in jest."__Shakespeare
Pokemon cards are skyrocketing in value. Lorcana cards are dropping like a rock.
KP is a finance and investment expert, trust.
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portfolio is going up in flames
The Lorcana card chart kind of looks like his YouTube channel analytics.
KP is a finance and investment expert, trust.
The
portfolio is going up in flames The Lorcana card chart kind of looks like his YouTube channel analytics.
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[The Lorcana card chart kind of looks like his YouTube viewsPokemon cards are soaring in value. Lorcana cards are tanking.
KP is a finance and investment expert, trust.
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The Lorcana card chart kind of looks like his YouTube views
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