In the last episode our hero made a radical departure from filming his feet, himself in the shower, himself eating like a caveman, himself getting drunk, car parks and concrete at Disneyworld to travel to Aulani in Hawaii (at the expense of pornstar-named stan Dick Breed) to film his feet, himself in the shower, himself eating like a caveman, himself getting drunk, lawns and corridors instead. He also visited Pearl Harbor briefly, but disappointingly couldn’t educate us that much because being the WW2 history aficionado that he is he had to leave early to attend an authentic Hawaiian dining experience populated by grown adults dressed as cartoon characters or some tit. Don’t ask me, I didn’t watch the crap.
Since whining about not getting lei'd enough and flying back from Hawaii first class, and therefore giving all of his cabin-mates a livestock-class experience he has… eh… um… wait for it… I’m sure something of note will come to me. Um. Oh yes, he went to Universal to witch about Universal because they had the sheer audacity not to invite him to Hallowe’enbleep Horror Nights. Don’t worry though stans, he’s off on a cruise for pensioners instead, so if you squint it will almost be like he's on a ghost ship full of the undead.
Please feel free to add anything I missed. Honestly, please do, I don’t pay enough attention, because I don’t give a tit.
Title was suggested by @markvlinder riffing on an idea by @airbusA330, so you’re both winners.
Since whining about not getting lei'd enough and flying back from Hawaii first class, and therefore giving all of his cabin-mates a livestock-class experience he has… eh… um… wait for it… I’m sure something of note will come to me. Um. Oh yes, he went to Universal to witch about Universal because they had the sheer audacity not to invite him to Hallowe’en
Please feel free to add anything I missed. Honestly, please do, I don’t pay enough attention, because I don’t give a tit.
Title was suggested by @markvlinder riffing on an idea by @airbusA330, so you’re both winners.
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