I can't, my harri would be disappointed in me...Go on, I dare you ............ I'm thinking now!!
There was a young lady (cough) from Wales,
Who could tell some dirty tales
There was this one time when...
Nope I cannot go do it
Hang on...There was a young lady from Wales
Who could tell some right dirty tales.
In her hubby's big car,
Her legs were.............right, I'll stop there!!!!!!
Oh brilliant, that's good.
Part 2...
...the welsh lady was given a sparkling rock,
From a nice fella with a rather large
nose.
Bare with me I'm doing the dishes