Krusties #31 Shall we all set up Go Fund Me's, to pay our bills and ho-laydeez?

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So Krusties, we carry on with a new thread. Title is a very tongue in cheek one by me (thanks for your likes everyone ) as the question of the GFM on the main threads has been done to absolute death and we are all sick of it, it's like the Magic Roundabout. Apparently it's done it's work & been shut now, there we are.

I'm hoping to get a 'pony' in mine to take Dolly out for an ice cream and matching 'bleep' tattoos at a dodgy seaside venue to be arranged, that'll do me. Lovely to see some new posters join us on the last thread, nothing off topic here as long as everyone is nice and breaks no Tattle rules carry on folks x Previous thread:

Krusties #30 The Grande Reunion 🥳

Here we go again Krusties. A Grande Reunion indeed as a few of us have been missing in action for various reasons. We seem to be present and correct at muster now 🤣 Thanks to @MrsEms for a fab title suggestion. This time of year is around the time we also remember our lost posters Monsieur...

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What a fab idea

Can I have a pony as well? only problem is I dont have room for one so there is a nice house & stables for sale not far from me only a few hundred thousand so I will just have to have that before "Pete" the pony comes along

 

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What a fab idea

Can I have a pony as well? only problem is I dont have room for one so there is a nice house & stables for sale not far from me only a few hundred thousand so I will just have to have that before "Pete" the pony comes along

Well see if we raise a few pony's and you can join me and Dolly for an ice cream and dodgy tattoo! Pisspots will be needed, dear me!

 

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Well see if we raise a few pony's and you can join me and Dolly for an ice cream and dodgy tattoo! Pisspots will be needed, dear me!

99 ice cream for me please (with caramel sauce) and I’ll have a think on my tattoo design

 

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99 ice cream for me please (with caramel sauce) and I’ll have a think on my tattoo design

Coming up Connie. If there's enough of us, we might even have to commandeer the ice cream van for an Insta pic and all be pictured licking our 99's for a Backgrid shot

 

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Coming up Connie. If there's enough of us, we might even have to commandeer the ice cream van for an Insta pic and all be pictured licking our 99's for a Backgrid shot

With #my world

 

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With #my world

#ourkrustyfriendsworld

 

[MrsEms]

Here you are #myKrustyfuckersworld

Fabulous title hugger, I want a tattoo on my arse please from our gfm Ta xx

 

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Evening lovelies, hope all ok, long weekend now, thank bloody goodness! @MrsEms you can have what you like tattoo'd on yer Arris, it won't take long to pop a 'bleep' on there somewhere

@Dollylovesshoes where are you my lovely, you ok? Xx

 

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Only just caught up today in the Skank thread. @JaneRev happy belated birthday lovely sounds like you had a brilliant day yesterday, much love xx

Same @Pom Bear so pleased you had a great time away sweetheart. Bless you. Am glad you got away and managed to enjoy yourself my friend. Love & hugs xx

Hope all ok in Krustieland this evening Ladies.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Must share this beauty that opened today. Its a David Austin rose called Munstead Wood - the scent is incredible

 

[Gullri]

Must share this beauty that opened today. Its a David Austin rose called Munstead Wood - the scent is incredible

So beautiful Rita! I can almost feel it s scent

 

[Pom Bear]

Only just caught up today in the Skank thread. @JaneRev happy belated birthday lovely sounds like you had a brilliant day yesterday, much love xx

Same @Pom Bear so pleased you had a great time away sweetheart. Bless you. Am glad you got away and managed to enjoy yourself my friend. Love & hugs xx

Hope all ok in Krustieland this evening Ladies.

Sorry on the very late reply my friend xxxx, I must have missed this in my alerts. Thank you, had a lovely time, luckily the weather was sunny and dry on my birthday but still cold lol, I don't like the heat. x
The afternoon tea was nice though by the time you get to the scones you get full up, did manage half of one though. My favourite was the sausage rolls and sandwiches.
Are you going away yourself in august this year? xx I know you like your two weeks away by then, hope you get to go away too Loads of love and fluffy hugs my friend and again sorry on the late reply. xxxxx

 

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Morning folks…hope we are all well this lovely Saturday afternoon xx

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I am rather concerned that I am becoming the Snake Whisperer. I lifted a bit of rusty corrugated metal only to find another bloody snake staring right back at me; Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk!

 

[Gullri]

What is this new official portrait of King Charles looking like a demon in hell ? Is he that unpopular ? ‍🩹

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awwww poor fred,not many postings

Hope Krustiefuckers are all ok.Effin no tea on the CUNTs fred.

How’s Dave doing Rita?

effin Whisper is now in summer mode,hardly see her,out sunbathing me thinks.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Dave is fine Dolly; He's a big boy now and as such fancied his chances with Snow (she is white, not the other reason! ) - he got clouted by her, received a severe pecking and sent on his way!! That'll teach him

 

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Dave is fine Dolly; He's a big boy now and as such fancied his chances with Snow (she is white, not the other reason! ) - he got clouted by her, received a severe pecking and sent on his way!! That'll teach him

Oh
poor Dave Snow didn’t fancy him then?

Ere Rita this is interesting,I know it’s the scum.

Lauren Goodger & Yazmin Oukhellou lead stars facing court over Instagram 'scam'

TOWIE, Love Island and Geordie Shore stars are all set to face court after being charged in relation to an Instagram “scam”. The Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) has charged a string of infl…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Oh
poor Dave Snow didn’t fancy him then?

Ere Rita this is interesting,I know it’s the scum.

Lauren Goodger & Yazmin Oukhellou lead stars facing court over Instagram 'scam'

TOWIE, Love Island and Geordie Shore stars are all set to face court after being charged in relation to an Instagram “scam”. The Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) has charged a string of infl…

www.thesun.co.uk

Tell ya what Dolly, if the Sun can link that lot to skanky then they sure will! They're firing on all cylinders at her currently
About bloody time eh???