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Practically Perfect

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I always fancied his dad, however unlike the GC I would never have made him an apple pie.

I remember the first episode I ever saw of TOWIE and it still has me in stitches; it went something like this:

Read with essex accent - I paraphrase

Mark: are you avin your mark tat-ooo removed
Lauren: Yes i am
Mark: but why you avin your mark tat-ooo removed
Lauren:ermmmmm hummmmmm (*thinks* cos u shaggin sam u shit)
mark: i didnt realise how much i love you til i heard you avin your mark tat-ooo removed - marry me
lauren: yippee
 
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Prodcon21

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He did talk about that recently. He said he didn’t want to do that because from what he’s seen his daughter is happy and well looked after and while she’s very young he doesn’t want to come along and interfere in her life especially as she won’t really know who he is, it could be quite disturbing for her. I’m not sure why the mother doesn’t let him see her.
Sorry but that is absolute bull!! Why did he let it get to the point that she didn’t know who he was? Why wasn’t he fighting from day one?! Something doesn’t add up there at all. It won’t get any easier as she get a older, if anything, it’ll get harder!! And wanting to be a part of your child’s life is hardly “interfering” - nah, something is amiss there...
 
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Twittwat

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I know he came across as a bit of a tit on TOWIE but does anyone follow him now? He seems like such a good genuine guy and a brilliant dad. He seems happy with his partner and I think it’s fair play to him for grafting all the time to earn money. He’s just started/starting a new business so he can provide for his family. Also talks a lot about mental health, I think he’s very relatable.
 
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craftingfroze

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Obviously Paul Danan passing yesterday is sad for his family etc BUT the first person I thought of when I saw was Kirk, very similar, manic, full of tall tales, addiction, cant keep a woman etc.

Eta…Kirk is a narcy lovebomber of the highest order…i would love to see the text, voicenotes etc he has sent to exes. He strikes me as a nasty piece of work, no amount of kitchen dad dancing and motivational quotes can hide that
 
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ClockworkDolly

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It is very sad about the death of Mick Norcross. He used to come into the garden nursery I worked at and he was always so friendly and pleasant. I was pleasantly surprised that he enjoyed gardening.
 
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Make It Stop

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So I’ve listened to that whole podcast.

Firstly I will say I’ve always like Kirk, not sure why cos he is extremely volatile at times but I’ve always found him likeable and I loved what we seen of his dad.

I found him a bit contradictory in regards to why he valued ‘fame and fortune’ over making good and honest decisions. He says he let TOWIE producers and others get inside his head cos of the money he was earning and he’d come from a council estate but that was only true of the life he had with his mother. He always had a nice lifestyle with Mick. If he had of said my ego took over cos of the attention this fame brought me and I lost my way I would have completely believed that to be true but he kept referencing having nothing which wasn’t true. His dad was always in his life and provided well for him.

Another thing was when he stated lots of times that he had no money when he was with his daughters mom again not entirely true. If he could afford to do coke everyday then he had money and there’s no way he could have sustained his addiction without money.

I liked the podcast but I did find him a bit disingenuous at times.
 
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Jane_Mcdonald

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Well, according to his stories they are over for good this time😬😬😬
I just checked his stories and he's deleted them already but I managed to get them 😳😳😳
 

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Prodcon21

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Yes he did but the mother doesn’t allow him to see her (not sure why). I think regardless of what’s gone on in a relationship a father should be able to see his child unless he is a danger to them. He gets upset about it a lot but I don’t think there’s very much he can do. Yes Harry is such a little cutie and Danielle seems so lovely. Beautiful little family 💕
Not much he can do? Why would he not to pursue it legally?
 
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youwhatdahlinn

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Looks like it’s over already - all Lil Miss ♥ face photos removed!
Ahhahahaha the way I ran to the thread as soon as I saw his story, all the pics of her gone, plus he isn't following her anymore either...

Christ Kirk, from soulmates to blocked all in one week? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Prodcon21

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I think you’ll probably find it online somewhere, I remember reading about it a couple of years ago but I can’t remember it now

Just found this...

There’s no excuse for not fighting to see your child. If he missed her as much as he says he does - he would do anything! Not just be all “ah I don’t wanna disturb her life, she looks happy”
 
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Loustafford

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As a family who has lost a child from a brain tumour I can assure you that flogging books is the last thing on your mind. Yes raising money for the charity’s that have helped you through the worst possible time you could imagine is very important but not days after saying your final goodbye.
there was days when the mother of the child didn’t get out of bed, days when the father said he couldn’t go on with life anymore and even 3 years later and over 30 thousand pound raised for brain cancer charity’s the days don’t get easier, you just learn how to deal with it better.
 
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harveydean

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He posted something like before you fall in love/commit (can’t remember exact words) make sure she’s not an absolute psycho. It wasn’t up for long but was a week or so ago
Of course! It’ll be her fault for being “psycho” 🙄

He really is a real life cliche of an ex addict and bully.
 
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youwhatdahlinn

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What's funny about the story he posted just now about "people who screen record his stories and put them in lads group chats" and they need to grow up

He'd have a cardiac arrest if he knew about this tattle thread 😂😂😂😂
 
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floggersunited

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Anyone listen to the insta live earlier? Him and that other guy chazza. What a pair of muppets.
I logged on to insta and it was live so I clicked in, right on the part where he(Kirk) was saying he was doing a long drive and had two wanks in the car on the way. They then proceed to talk about the size of their dicks (cause they’ve sent each other pics as you do) and how Kirk is so big. Kirk trying to be all modest like oh I don’t think it is. Chazza was saying Kirk’s is 12 inches his is 8 (they’ve measured).
It’s no wonder he loves such a sad life, he is a fucking bell end.
 
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Libbub

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New girlfriend.....he certainly doesn't have any trouble getting them does he? It's keeping them that's his problem. And he never seems to learn his lesson. Puts her online for everyone to see. He's like a 16 year old. Gotta show everyone he can pull
 
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Tea and Toast

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This whole morning "dance" thing . .
It's got fuck all to do with being motivational or cheering people up.
It's all about fancying himself . .
He's unwatchable at this point 🫣
 
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