Kerry Whelpdale

[37BBL]

Knob heads wall of fame …..how self indulgent is that ? He isn’t even premier league ….

Its so ridiculous, she makes out like she is wag and he is some high fly footballer! He never has been!!!

 

[Beakytoo]

Excuse me language but why are all these lazy fuckers getting free Dubai trips? The smugness of them when people are really struggling at the moment.

It’s appalling and makes me loathe them all even more.

 

[Snarkytat]

Hi, new to this thread. Some things about her don’t bother me. She isn’t always sickly sweet about her life, which I like. Why does her hair always look like her dye job is over due? I like that her kids appear to eat a variety of food and they seem like nice kids. It’s very easy to spot which recipes are hers and which are uncredited recipes. Her use of tomato purée/paste, pasatta, tinned tomatoes, with little to no seasoning grosses me out. It’s so easy to find the recipes she claims as her own on Pinterest and bbcgoodfood seems to be a favourite resource for her. That bothers me so much. Plenty of youtubers credit others for recipes they share and no one thinks badly of them for it. Someone commented on the tray bake meals about her linking to the recipes and she replied that she really must set up a website for HER recipes. If she did that and was honest her recipes would consist of pita pizzas with plain tomato purée as the sauce, tinned tomatoes “blitzed” on toast or pasta with plain tinned tomatoes and melted cheese - such talent

 

[leni18]

She's so desperate to be a TV presenter and famous it's, cringy. The way she's sat there all dolled up doing her gift ideas. And I definitely think she thinks Chris is a famous up there with lampards Beckhams etc In football world, whilst many a big football fan hasnt heard of him. I googled him and his biggest mention was his ball sac rupture a number of years ago whilst on pitch.
Oh kerry you do think your families something special don't you when your just an average joe family.

 

[lexiloo]

I can't cope with her ignorance over the meaning of dicing food, she apparently "diced parsley" huge clue in the name Kezza......to dice is to cut food into small cubes you wally!

 

[Dovefromabove]

Just watched her latest video. Botox much? Also cannot stand when these bloggers say things like 'you guys loved my last what I ate in a day and I've had lots of messages asking what we all eat' have you though? Are people really that interested in the fruit salad and smoothies you allow your kids to eat? Jeez get off your high horse love

 

[linz0308]

I really like Kerry, I think her content is different to the others and like her budget meal ideas. I also think she is the only one whose husband doesn't annoy me.

 

[Trollsdonthatetheytellthe]

Chris cleaning in his pants... just so yuk... keep it private kerry but nope you need the views to pay for that horrendous renovation which you've begged for most .
Those boys of hers seem ridiculously controlled and the small portions of food they eat are not filling at all. Kerry seems an utter control freak and a desperate wannabe celeb . Kerry your utter boring and very much a plain Jane to look at.

 

[37BBL]

I don't think she is anything special in terms of cooking, she rarely has any flavour in her food it seems bland and basic. I think she's a massive show off to be honest, she thinks she is some sort of wag and I just find her really cringe.
She did a vlog about spending a Sunday with them, it just seemed so weird. The boys were in her bed practicing their foreign languages on an app, then she shows herself having a shower and getting some hot plate out to cook breakfast. It was awfully cringe and fake.

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

and what’s with the cold sores? Eat better and put sun screen on your lips ….and get your hubby down the Clap clinic…

 

[Dolphingal]

She spent all that time doing her hair then stuck a hat on top I think she needs more shaping with her hair that short, it’s not her best look! I don’t know if it’s filters but she always looks like she has shimmery lipstick on and her mouth always looks sore. I did like that she didn’t have loads of make up on so was nice and light but also so basic I don’t think we needed a get ready with me

Yeah, she usually has cold sores round her mouth too..... Sucking on her hubby's piss pipe after he's been shagging some other sidekick no doubt

 

[37BBL]

I find she can be so all over the place. On one hand she tries to be budget and suggests you don't need x, y and z to cook, the next she is promoting a jar of sauce, the next she promotes a food box and claims the kids will prefer her husband cooking it because he is a better cook, the next she is saying she's on a no sugar kick...its just a load of crap tbh. She can't cook for shit, her food never looks yummy or tasty but she claims she is a cook

 

[lexiloo]

her meals just look blah, everything looks like it would benefit from another 15 minutes of cooking, the potatoes on the "traybake" looked almost raw when she said it was ready, soggy spuds or crispy pasta are not my idea of a good traybake.

 

[Palmtrees]

The get ready with me vlog......is she kidding? the make up is so average it's like what I did when I was thirteen and was starting out with maybelline dream matte mousse and rimmel heather shimmer lipstick, as for the hair.......who'd buy a dyson air wrap after seeing her results using one? she's so self important she's clueless as to what a basic bitch she is

She is self absorbed with her own BS and speaks at the camera like some sort of news reader tr4ns anchor
She has an amazing knack of getting on ppl's t1ts and copying other ppl's recipes while passing them off as her own..... She might fool some of her doting idiots but the rest of us can see right through that utter BS!!

Yes I’ve always said she’s after some sort of media role after a fleeting appearance on GMB

 

[lexiloo]

She really needs to give the meals ideas up.....this looks bloody awful

 

[lexiloo]

No sauces are ever reduced enough. You can’t simmer enough liquid for 4 people for 5 minutes. It’s not enough time to reduce it; particularly if you are adding frozen spinach which is full of water?!. We love Shakshuka and that version has absolutely turned my stomach. It’s awful. I can’t work out if it is very subtle trolling. Hi poor people. You don’t deserve nice food so here I am in my very expensive kitchen showing you how to cook horrible slop for which you will be grateful

Yes she always seems to have the "im considerably richer than you" vibe and nothing feels genuine about money saving tips or helping people with ideas at all, she needs to stop sharing meal ideas considering she cannot cook and knows very little about doing so, she's so smug about it too it's actually amusing

 

[Onthehop]

her meals just look blah, everything looks like it would benefit from another 15 minutes of cooking, the potatoes on the "traybake" looked almost raw when she said it was ready, soggy spuds or crispy pasta are not my idea of a good traybake.

It all looks like it needs more flavour too. The consistency is often too watery.

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

Just pay for your TV …..how cheap do you look grabbing all the freebies in your newly kitted out house or maybe that’s why you’ve over stretched yourselves ?. You are hardly Kim Kardashian in the number of followers and your other half doesn’t play for Arsenal but you like to think you are better then most …..

 

[Onthehop]

That looks like far too little protein and far too little food full stop. Sack off the rice cake with chocolate (empty calories). and give them some hard boiled eggs or full fat Greek yoghurt. No veg at all in the first lunch?!

Anyone who knows anything about cooking knows that tomato purée is NOT meant to be spread on bagels etc. It is concentrated tomato - made to be added to dishes where it is cooked out and other ingredients are added to balance it- eg ragu . If not it is horribly bitter. It is not used as a pizza base ffs. Use some pesto if you don’t have any suitable pizza sauce - although pizza sauce won’t really work ether as pizza isn’t actually meant to be eaten three hours after preparation after sweating in a lunchbox. so the child has a floppy lukewarm bagel put in a lunchbox where it condenses and gets wet - hence having to put kitchen roll in?! Revolting - shows the dire standards of cooking and nutrition in this country that someone with so little knowledge of either can provide aspirational cooking “content”. Thought nothing would top the over cooked and mashed to death salmon orzo for food horrors but this does

She sees herself as an expert in nutrition, cooking, fashion and home decor. She’s not. It amazes me how these women built up followers. She’s very mediocre.

 

[Sarah123456789]

That’s not how you make gravy! Like you say, it’s just soup!! She really cannot cook! And so desperate for engagement she’s even commenting on the spam comments on her page