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Trollsdonthatetheytellthe

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Kerry is becoming more tragic and desparate by the day. Her instagram of what husband expects going to bed vs reality she really thinks shes something. As for her husband hes got no personality of his own, and is so ratty looking. I think its him that controls the food portion wanting to keep kerry slim for his football image even though most havent even heard of him.
Just fake desparate wannabes. Poor kids just a thought when she needs them for video and ads.
Very controlled kids evem down to what they eat and drink. Shes going to have a shock when they rebel to be independant and eat what they want.
 
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That looks like far too little protein and far too little food full stop. Sack off the rice cake with chocolate (empty calories). and give them some hard boiled eggs or full fat Greek yoghurt. No veg at all in the first lunch?!

Anyone who knows anything about cooking knows that tomato purée is NOT meant to be spread on bagels etc. It is concentrated tomato - made to be added to dishes where it is cooked out and other ingredients are added to balance it- eg ragu . If not it is horribly bitter. It is not used as a pizza base ffs. Use some pesto if you don’t have any suitable pizza sauce - although pizza sauce won’t really work ether as pizza isn’t actually meant to be eaten three hours after preparation after sweating in a lunchbox. so the child has a floppy lukewarm bagel put in a lunchbox where it condenses and gets wet - hence having to put kitchen roll in?! Revolting - shows the dire standards of cooking and nutrition in this country that someone with so little knowledge of either can provide aspirational cooking “content”. Thought nothing would top the over cooked and mashed to death salmon orzo for food horrors but this does 😱
 
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Sarah123456789

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The hot water thing is still so bizarre. Anyway she is a WAG and social media star, she doesn’t need a 9-5. 😂
Hahaha she wishes she was a WAG! My 9 year old kids are in a higher league footie team than the David Beckham wannabe! I think they’re hilarious! She swoons over him like he’s gods gift but no one could love him more than he loves himself! It’s totally unfounded opinion but he’s got ‘shags around and slides in DM’s’ written all over him 😂😂😂
 
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Bumble2019

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She's so desperate to be a TV presenter and famous it's, cringy. The way she's sat there all dolled up doing her gift ideas. And I definitely think she thinks Chris is a famous up there with lampards Beckhams etc In football world, whilst many a big football fan hasnt heard of him. I googled him and his biggest mention was his ball sac rupture a number of years ago whilst on pitch.
Oh kerry you do think your families something special don't you when your just an average joe family.
Shes so tragic in her full face of makeup and pleather trousers sat on her kitchen top! She thinks she's in some kind of Hello! magazine shoot doesn't she?! She so should get a job or at least do something worthwhile like some volunteering or charity work. She's such a grabby SAHM!
 
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Dolphingal

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The cringe reels alluding to how highly sexed her husband is seem so juvenile. Why do they think these are funny?! Dying🥴.
Like the time Kerry 'accidently on purpose' caught Chris in the background walking into the shower naked ...... And loosely apologised but didn't edit it out. She's a dick
 
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Hereforthegigs

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Yes she has come across as even more up her arse, and she only let's the boys snack on cucumber or veggies out of the fridge, they need carbs and protein! If my children are hungry I will make them some brown bread toast or sandwich with a filling of their choice. I feel they have a really unhealthy out look on food. Look at how excited the boys were when she gave them that iceland burger. I bet they couldn't believe their luck. She makes out she's doing such a naughty thing by letting them have something other than cucumber. In her videos I see them sat there with it all the time and she says they love it, more to the point that's all they are allowed Kerry.

She's a very smug person, and her plans for the house was just another excuse to be braggy, I'm unsure of why viewers would want to see that, because all houses are completely different.

And her voice, don't get me started. She's such a bore, I dunno how her husband puts up with it.
 
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Ruby’s mum

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She sees herself as an expert in nutrition, cooking, fashion and home decor. She’s not. It amazes me how these women built up followers. She’s very mediocre.
The bar is pretty low with the mummy bloggers and cooking though. Compared to Beggy Lamb and Beggy Meldrum, Brummy Mummy and Sarah This (is Nothing Like a) Mama Life, Kerry is on a par with Delia Smith.
 
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Smurf72

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So a few things…she’s losing followers daily so all these freebies are probably pissing people off. She’s on a Pr trip for the latest holiday…wtf is a Pr trip?? And I clicked on her husband’s 🤢 insta and he’s now a video creator😂😂😂 is wannabe posh and becks new jobs just creating insta/YouTube content?? I can’t wait for the day this madness all ends. I do think the tide is turning 🙏🏻🙏🏻
 
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WiKi

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Oh ffs! Did she not do a whole (ad) video for the eco egg a little while back? And yet here she is chucking an Ariel/Persil pod in with the washing.

I don’t have blinds but are they not easier to clean when closed? Close them, wipe them down, flip them over and wipe the other side?

And none of these tips are ‘hacks’, not only have they been around for bloody decades but surely everyone knows them now with the Hinch bint squawking on about them?
 
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lexiloo

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Someone needs to pull this woman away from cooking utensils, she made two dishes which she apparently served her guests (poor guests) one was a watery chilli.....that had no chilli in it! and this was supposed to be "delicious pulled fajita chicken" :sick: looks like boiled peppers on top of some flavourless watery chicken slop, her meals need to go on rate my plate!

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Smurf72

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Was it “kindly gifted” ? I couldn’t bear to watch the Pack with Me video as I had a feeling it would be a freebie holiday. They have no shame.
It’s an ad/pr trip 🙄 with “visit Dubai”so yet again another freebie. She described it as a pinch me moment and how lucky she felt that they reached out to her to work with them! Fuck off!!! Also her as equally insufferable friend Emily Norris is there as well!!
 
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Onthehop

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I don’t think she has a good eye for scale/ design. That’s the main issue. She should have had a designer in especially since she has spent so much already.
 
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Beakytoo

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The cringe reels alluding to how highly sexed her husband is seem so juvenile. Why do they think these are funny?! Dying🥴.
 
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minniemouse

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I like Kerry but my eyes nearly rolled out my head the number of times she mentioned the people buying her house didn’t want to buy her light fitting 🤣
Maybe they have different taste <shock horror> or just want to choose everything themselves <how dare they?> 🤣
 
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LurkyLou

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Compared to some of the other Channel Mum floggers, Kerry is alright. Her videos are nicely done and I like that her children are not the main focus. Her content isn't the most exciting though, is it? She does seems a bit up her own arse. Of course, I've felt that way about her since I began watching her a few years ago. It's just her personality. Either you can see past it or it's going to put you off.

I don't find her as phony as some of the other ones. I think what you see is what you get with her. She calls her kids little shits and makes fun of her husband like most other women I know. But you can tell she genuinely loves them. Also, color me surprised to see a Mom that actually makes her kids help out around the house. The only family floggers I tend to see that from are the ones who have a football team's worth of kids. It's nice to see someone with a small family size giving their kids responsibilities for reasons other then the fact they have too many damn kids to contend with on their own.

I do think she needs to leave her husband alone and quit trying to get him in front of the camera more. I can tell he doesn't enjoy it. He does help her film and edit though. She needs to just leave him to it. This was her career choice not his.

I'll be interested to see if she keeps her promise to shop less this year. They didn't stick with the sugar thing for very long.
 
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Viceroy

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If a spilt smoothie is all she has to be worried and stressed about then congrats to her.
She has it so easy. She WFH, and the husband doesn't seem to do much.
What about all the frontline workers going in to work everyday. People who have to catch buses to get places. There are loads of HCPs on here doing an amazing job under such pressure and Kerry is crying about a spilt drink on an 'already disgusting carpet'.
So, so self-centred. No insight at all.
 
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GPort

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A negative test a week ago means nothing here and now today! It means she was negative at the time of testing, not still negative now! 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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WiKi

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Or if she was feeling really naughty she would have one or two Toffees
Ah, the toffiffees which were suddenly an every evening special snack and mentioned constantly for 2 weeks until the actual advert was posted, she got paid and we never heard about them again!

Amazing how much influencers live a product in the few weeks that they’re waiting for the ad video to be approved only for it not to be seen again when the free stash has run out

*love
 
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