Kerry Whelpdale

[retrozebra]

Christ on a cracker, just when I thought there were no more words left for her to mispronounce Latest video on how to make a poke bowl and she pronounces it poke, like spoke. Those bowls are everywhere, she must surely have heard someone say the word before? Oh and edamame beans are apparently edame, like enemy There’s another M and an A in there Kerry, did you think they were optional?! And the whole thing isn’t a poke bowl at all. “You could also use raw salmon”, no shit Sherlock, that’s what you’re supposed to use. Excuse the rant but this video has got me even more cross with her than normal haha. The sound quality is shit too as you would expect if you were trying to record a video in that aircraft hanger of a kitchen/living room. And breathe…

 

[minniemouse]

Aww she’s one vlogger I actually really like. I enjoy her diys, guess because I like spray painting random shit too. Her cooking vids are good & I like how upbeat she is ?‍ She’s got a pretty dry sense of humour unlike Norris, Meldrum etc

 

[LurkyLou]

Louder, so the people in the back can hear you!

They had a £6K budget for this trip. So was that their own money they came into the situation with? Or was that money #kindlygifted to them by the company and she was given the challenge to keep her spending on or below that? Say it's scenario A, then how much money did she make off the ad? For all we know, her commission could be bang on or more than the £6K they paid for the trip. Either way you slice, she'd be no better or worse off than before.

Credit where credit is due. Kerry is the FIRST mummy influencers to actually break down costs in her video. Which is a practical thing most people want to know going into something like this. Katie Ellison may make fantastic travel vlogs, but they are about as useful as windows on a submarine. It's all fluff and nothing of substance. Her good buddy Louise Pentland say things like, "It's rude to discuss money." I'm sorry, but if these women want to play salesmen, then they best be ready to have uncomfortable conversations. I'm not buying jacksh*t from you or the company you represent, until I know where my coin is going. You picking up what I'm putting down..sweet cheeks? We're not talking about washing up liquid that costs a few quid. You're trying to flog a £6K vacation to hardworking folk. Folks who otherwise use that money to pay their mortgage, put food on the table, and cloth tiny humans.

 

[LaughingCow]

Two ice-cream cones for a family of four. My kids would hate that.

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

That is truly ghastly. There is just no need for people to be eating such awful food let alone “teaching” others about it. The skin on the chicken thigh has gone all slimey in the pressure cooker . That would be an obvious outcome for anyone who knows anything about cooking. You generally only eat the skin on chicken etc if you can dehydrate it it to make it crispy. Pressure cooking is all about cooking with steam so the exact opposite. The rest of it is just unspeakable. I really feel sorry for those boys having to eat it

The chefs who invite Kerry to these events need to take a good long hard look at this stuff - it’s bloody grim

 

[lexiloo]

you've got to watch her latest vlog on prepping xmas dinner, she chops carrots (but doesn't peel them) and parsnips, adds honey, mustard and salt then freezes them from raw......she's fecking clueless!

 

[Bumble2019]

She's such a bl**dy robot. Just watched her latest vlog. Why was there about ten minutes talk about that spilt smoothie? An everyday non event wasnt it? Also who the hell has avocado smoothies in the morning, she's so try hard. And those spots on her chin, she hides them well under the heavy mask of makeup doesnt she! Cant stomach her at all. And she talks over her poor kids the whole time.

 

[Trollsdonthatetheytellthe]

He thinks he’s very special too.

I think she thinks he's world famous... only thing that's famous about him is he made news as his ball sacks got ripped during a match . I've never heard of him apart from that , he may have a tall athletic body but his face is just gross, his nose is like pinocchio.. sorry kerry your just so bland. And question do you ever stop begging for freebies and put your hand in your own pocket .. she's such a control freak too . Gosh I can't obide what kerry has become ... she's changed alot

 

[Snarkytat]

Look familiar?

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Green Peas With Crispy Bacon Recipe

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On the Jamie Oliver recipe she switched the thyme for rosemary but I think everything else is exactly the same

 

[Sarah123456789]

Oh no Kerry please don’t stop sharing recipes, how will the rest of us learn to cook

 

[Yoghurtpots]

His face looks like a melted candle

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

He looks like he dumpster dived ….ehhh the hair and playing for Lidl FC

 

[lexiloo]

Another culinary delight from Kezza, apparently this is lemon chicken and rice

or how about chicken with condensed soup and salt & vinegar crisps on top???

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

That looks about as appealing as a bucket full of placentas …..she no bloody Delia Smith is our Kezza

 

[Tulips]

I like her simple healthy-ish, everyday meal ideas but I agree with the comments about her looking really smug, that does put me off. Slightly OT but I'm a bit jealous of her expensive-looking kitchen and want those large windows/glass doors

 

[lexiloo]

She needs to give up the meal idea vlogs, they're average at best. They're just a pile of pasta with a very small amount of other ingredients scattered over the top, her "creamy" sauces are anything but and she goes on and on about something as basic as prawn pasta like she's invented the wheel.

PS - while we're on the subject of her mis pronunciations "selsa" drives me potty, it's sAlsa Kerry....sAlsa, sAlsa, sAlsa

 

[Dolphingal]

Recently she seems more ‘in love’ ‘dressed up’ hmmmmmm can’t put my finger on it but almost seems like somethings happened ??

Her husband isn't mega handsome but I do think she's punching to be fair....

 

[Liptastic]

Did anyone else find that fireplace really tacky? I don't mind the black metal, as it's quite trendy at the moment, but the crystals in the fireplace just made it look so cheap. And those sticks and stones? It's a no from me. A wood burner is much nicer.

 

[WiKi]

I was trying to find her thread to comment on the sausages! She serves the tiniest portions especially when everyone else in the house is active with football and stuff. It always fascinates me when these YouTubers manage to feed a family of 4 or 5 with a Bolognese made with just 500g of mince. We really are piggy in this house and can polish off a kilo of mince between 3 of us

Also, really petty I know but 1000mls? Is that not 1 litre? It sounds so odd even though technically it’s not wrong

 

[LaughingCow]

The one thing I actually like about Kerry is her parenting style. Most social media mothers and fathers either baby their children (Emily Norris) or spoil their children rotten (also Emily Norris). Kerry actually makes her boys help with dishes, tidying up, and even vacuuming. I don't think her children are perfect but she isn't going to show them at their absolute worst. She has shown them making messes and fighting once or twice, but nothing major. I actually really like her children. The eldest seems like a kind soul and that youngest cracks me up. He is full of cheek and I love it. She's not overly affectionate with her kids but I can tell she loves them. There are some that I seriously wonder about (Anna Saccone.)

Her kids are also not an inconvenience to her like a lot of others (meldrum & thismamalife). She is not a lazy parent. Just wish she would stick to the tier/lockdown rules.