Katy Perry

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Can someone please enlighten me what “valley” means? I must be getting old because I haven’t got a clue 🙈 And yeah, she looks cringe and her new song is awful.
 
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It will be the ozempic and weight loss. Same thing happened back with the old Atkins craze - people who lose weight really quickly get this melted and sinewy look where the skin hasn't firmed into place and they're all cartilage underneath.
 
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Can someone please enlighten me what “valley” means? I must be getting old because I haven’t got a clue 🙈 And yeah, she looks cringe and her new song is awful.
Uncanny valley is usually used for human looking robots or AI. You’re supposed to be able to tell they aren’t human because there’s something ‘off’ about them, which sparks fear or a revulsion (like the characters in Polar Express, for example). It’s usually a deadness behind the eyes, and tbh, Katy Perry has always looked like that.
 
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it's definitely ozempic face, sharon osbourne had a similar look in big brother where it's gaunt but filled in places, though i think the neck gives it away. if she's had filler in the past and lost natural large from her face it'll sit differently. quite noticable with adele in 2020 and the likes of scott disick and rebel wilson too
 
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The thing I used to like about her was her womanly curves and not taking herself too seriously. She seems to have lost both of those things for this ‘comeback’
 
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I'm sure her daughter will be delighted when she grows up to see the song mummy wrote about her with an abuser of women had mummy making out in underwear with a model in his underwear for the video.
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That picture is so ropey! The faux orgasm! The very average looking man in pants and boots and tighty whiteys! Bleurgh
 
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I'm sure her daughter will be delighted when she grows up to see the song mummy wrote about her with an abuser of women had mummy making out in underwear with a model in his underwear for the video.
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The funniest thing about the video is that they’re trying to make something futuristic and sexy-looking, but in the background you can hear a literal “COCKDOODLEDOO!” noise! 🐓
 
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She has said a few times she named the album what she did (143) because it's an angel number and the number she sees when she needs 'guidance or confidence'

All I can say is the song is a flop, the new song she is trying to replace it with has got crappy reviews and so has the album from what people have heard. If what is happening to her, happened to me, I would think the angels and everyone else up there were taking the piss out of me, not helping.
 
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It’s like going on a hen party when your auntie Jan gets absolutely off her snozzle and starts slobbering over some young fella in the club, MINGIN
 
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She was acting like she was on it on the One Show last night.
There have been rumours for years that she is a coke fiend. When she split with Travi, and did all the interviews and songs about him being an addict, friends hinted she wasn't entirely innocent herself. When she was with Brand, there were a few stories in the papers about them having arguments over it as well and there was a picture doing the rounds a few years back, looking like she was sniffing something while on some guy's shoulders at a club but it seems to have disappeared as far as I can see.
 
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