Katy Perry

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Yeah and Ariana doesn't need the publicity, Katy does!
Yeah, although I don't blame Katy for taking the millions to do this.

She looks somewhat alien in the promo images they just posted

 
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I didn't even realised they'd launched before they were back on the ground 💀
 
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They only in ''space'' for 10 bleeping minutes and they rode a giant pen.

Top comments from Reddit: Someone on Twitter said she'll really be anywhere but the charts
 
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They only in ''space'' for 10 bleeping minutes and they rode a giant pen.

Top comments from Reddit: Someone on Twitter said she'll really be anywhere but the charts
They’re talking like they went for ten years 😭 like yeah it’s a cool experience and all, but it’s not that deep really is it
 
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yeah it’s a cool experience and all, but it’s not that deep really is it
It was all a big AD. The crying and saying their life has changed forever is o_O

All the influencers posting about it being a monumental moment for feminism are ridiculous. It was a joyride. https://tattle.life/threads/delicio...-wont-change-that.41487/page-46#post-22332220


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Jan Moir nails it :LOL: https://archive.is/Rxy31

From sexy jumpsuits to wailing popstars and giddy Kardashians, why this space she-caper was a step backwards for womankind - thanks to the sisters who risked little more than an imploding implant: JAN MOIR

In their fresh blow dries and Blue Origin-branded sexy jumpsuits which Lauren helped design with some top bods from Oscar de la Renta, insisting on wearing Skims bodycon underwear, they understood their mission to the hilt. ‘We’re putting the a in astronaut!’ said Katy Perry. Maybe so, but they had as much control over events as party girls crowded into the back of a pink limo on a hen night – and at times that is exactly what they sounded like.

On the glutinous television coverage provided by in-house Blue Origin team, there was only the following soundtrack from the 11-minute voyage: ‘We’re in outer space,’ screamed Katy Perry soon after take-off, an observation which is not going to win her The Congressional Space Medal of Honour any time soon. ‘Oh! Look at the moon, you guys, look at the moon!’ yelled someone else. ‘Oh my god, oh my god!’ another voice bellowed. But what did these women expect to see? The Sydney Opera House? Yoda in a Skoda?
 
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I think Wendy's is winning the internet!

They don't even have one in my country, but this will get my custom.
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I'm sorry but 'we put the a in Astronaut' is so bad I think I might die.
One small ride for these women = a huge step back for real feminists.
How does she know Yuri Gagarin didn't have a nice a under his suit? She's such an embarrassment.
 
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Give it up Katy, you had a great career and were very successful but time moves on and you are no longer relevant to the young audience.
No fake rocket, no new face, no ozempic will bring your career back. Never mind there'll be a knock at your door soon from someone with an offer to buy your soul 👹💷💷💷
 
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Doesn't she have like a young kid, so she risked her life knowing her young kid would need her? She had no need to go. It's not like she was like the rest of us driving to work to put food on the table. Vanity, that's what it is.

We common folk get told to get rid of our petrol and diesel cars, to recycle our food packets and then millionaires get to jolly on up to space for a minute just because they can and waste all that fuel/resource. It's hypocrisy.
 
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I missed the begging and the actual launch but I caught them coming out did their faces look like that before the launch or did the zero gravity make them look weird 🤣
 
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