Imagine the claw marks on her armpit..
Katie Snooks #11 "Fashion" influencer, clown core. Home inspo is a WW2 bomb shelter.
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In todays vlog Katie tells us how to blend a turmeric shot until it's 'finely choppy' then wears some 'sneaks' to an event where there's a 'boxing bag'. That vocab. She's got some new kindly gifted skincare products (yes, really!). Another week, another change to the skincare routine! Katie's never been on a holiday where she can chill before apparently. Has she forgotten all the previous holidays and mini breaks she's been on? Katie's cooking something to take down for Mummy G tomorrow.... I assume she means take up tomorrow considering his parents live in Yorkshire. Katie's been crying about Morris going away but luckily they have a bucket of Lindt chocolate to eat. Roll footage of Katie using dry shampoo in the kitchen next to Morris's face and the cat nearly shitting himself. Oh now he's in the footwell of the car at the services because they're fxxxing stupid. Do they really not worry he'll leg it as soon as they open the door? Anyway, time for a little walk and a little toddler voice. The 'thermal jacket' is back with some 'thermal trousers'. No idea. Time for some car finance chats in the new car and if we're 'interested in needing a car' they recommend PCP, only £150 a month. Some vertigo inducing footage of Greenwich Market, then back home. She's spent 2 hours deciding what to take on their honeymoon but she's got a bag of cameras packed. Katie wants to read It Ends With Us on her honeymoon because she thinks it's a romcom. Who's going to tell her....
Please never stop doing these
Staying offline didn't last very long
Coming up next: picture of Katie's tiny arse in one of her 57844789 bikinis, Katie's pouting while sipping on her 9th cocktail of the day
Coming up next: picture of Katie's tiny arse in one of her 57844789 bikinis, Katie's pouting while sipping on her 9th cocktail of the day
Please excuse me while I go and vom.
Omg Katie we get you're not in UK at the moment.
Thank you for checking in Geoff.
Yikes.
Omg Katie we get you're not in UK at the moment.
Thank you for checking in Geoff.
Yikes.
why oh why do those manky trainers have to accompany her wherever she bleeping goes
Fashion influencer my arse
Fashion influencer my arse
Her getting off the helicopter 
Also the return of those manky trainers! Talk about ruining an outfit
Also the return of those manky trainers! Talk about ruining an outfit
I didn't even click that, was too busy being surprised at Katie wearing all black in a hot country
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The white socks pulled half way up her tiny calves is what did it for meHer getting off the helicopter
Also the return of those manky trainers! Talk about ruining an outfit
Was literally JUST thinking this very thing. I feel like I can smell the things from here
I missed her stories, are they in the Maldives?
Even though she claimed to need to wait for pay day for an appointment?!
Even though she claimed to need to wait for pay day for an appointment?!
They're on their honeymoon in the Maldives.
Yes Geoffblin you are.
I still can’t believe she would openly share to the world they’ve gone away - over the years I’ve seen several influencers get broken into, even a local girl to me that had a tiny following.
And now to keep sharing things. Just go off and enjoy this special time as you apparently work so hard as a smol influencer.
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And now to keep sharing things. Just go off and enjoy this special time as you apparently work so hard as a smol influencer.
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Thank you, I was busy with a life and missed her stories. It’s like they have to show off rather than just enjoy their honeymoon.
Yes Geoff it's called a sunset, look it up?
Why is Katie wearing Geoff's PJs to the beach? Bikini top is kinda ill fitting. But what absolutely does it for me, is the "travel blogger" hashtag
I hope they take all their plastic waste with them when they leave, and talk about dping it and why it is vital for tourists to do so. Perhaps she should mention why the beach is so smooth and freshly raked - coz it doesn't naturally happen!Why is Katie wearing Geoff's PJs to the beach? Bikini top is kinda ill fitting. But what absolutely does it for me, is the "travel blogger" hashtag
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couples with a height difference as stark as theirs should avoid taking selfies from above.Why is Katie wearing Geoff's PJs to the beach? Bikini top is kinda ill fitting. But what absolutely does it for me, is the "travel blogger" hashtag
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I can understand being very happy to be able to visit your dream destination but they way she's been going about it is unbearable. The poor gal from East London fulfilling her life long dream 
dude, both your husband and you make decent money, and by decent, I mean crazy so it's not like such trip was something entirely impossible.
Did she get a whole new wardrobe for this trip?
I don't think I've seen this sundress before
And lastly, just thinking about a line from the post yesterday "I will share some (pictures) over the next weeks" - it's like we're sitting and holding our breath waiting for her pics. She needs to get over herself. She's really reached new levels of unsufferable on this trip.
dude, both your husband and you make decent money, and by decent, I mean crazy so it's not like such trip was something entirely impossible.
Did she get a whole new wardrobe for this trip?
I don't think I've seen this sundress before
And lastly, just thinking about a line from the post yesterday "I will share some (pictures) over the next weeks" - it's like we're sitting and holding our breath waiting for her pics. She needs to get over herself. She's really reached new levels of unsufferable on this trip.
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