It is, but it's not allowed (boo, shame)61 likes.....this has GOT to be the winner.
Dolly that made me laugh so much I couldn’t breathe!!Brilliant.
Not his genitals
Such a shame the moderators mess with our naughty words which messes the Thread title suggestions up61 likes.....this has GOT to be the winner.
We have become a Me Me Me society. People like KP don’t helpIt's a real indicator of what sections of the public are like isn't it.
One part punching each other over loo roll because the dail heil has them all wound up.
The other checking that neighbours are ok for shopping and meds.
( If being 'woke' means looking out for other people and trying to be a decent human, it's a damned sight better than the alternative.)
He's already got access to two brand new TeletubbiesPeter Andre launches Teletubbies as band manager as they take on Coldplay with 25th anniversary comeback singles & album
NINETIES chart rivals Peter Andre and the TELETUBBIES are back making music, The Sun can reveal. The Mysterious Girl singer is managing the kids’ favourites as they release two singles and an…www.google.com
OMGThis is actually bloody BRILLIANT Can you begin to imagine how pissed Skanky's gonna be if he gets the Teletubbies up the charts maybe they can do a cover of the Hanno song
@Pom Bear please work your magic on this. Crawl can be Tinky Winky (they both love handbags) & she's definitely La La
No, they're in HER bag, he's not allowed them.Not his genitals
She tore them off last year with a surgical incision using her plastic talonsNo, they're in HER bag, he's not allowed them.
Think his dick has already fallen off - apparently he had a BIG 'UN when they first got togetherUrgh!!! Horrible pieces of shite they are! I hope his dick falls off & her hair falls out!!! Wankers!!
Me too!Whereabouts @Allan64 … I’m in lovely Largs Vegas
What are the oddsHow the hell is Fern going to produce a miracle transformation in 2hrs???? No filters in a room filled with adoring fans is there
I'm thinking she'll have to do the 3 plastering classes tomorrow. If she doesn't bother then nobody will buy tickets for any of the others as they won't expect her to turn up. Unless of course she's already sold millions of NON REFUNDABLE tickets.
What happened to the last lot of gullible fools that bought NON REFUNDABLE tickets to her cancelled makeup mastersham classes?? She promised they would be rescheduled. Is this the rescheduling & those with previous tickets can use them this time?
.....she's a munt and he's a prat. Would that do?The cunt and twat thread suggestion.
If cunt is replaced with c..., and twat with prat, would that be ok for moderators?
That will confuse her fansChecking out the first masterclass: "Join Katie Price for an evening filled with makeup! Start time 10am Finish at 12pm."
Lol I know I just meant he was on there not that he was on there for longNo he didn't get onto Love Island. He made a complete tit of himself. Walked into a closed door, was deemed as creepy by the girls and binned. HE DID NOT GET ONTO LOVE ISLAND. HE WAS REJECTED.
She doesn't need diesel if she's flying there on her BroomstickYes, they do, but she'd have trouble getting to Birmingham, Manchester and Derbyshire all by air, you'd still have to drive between the 3 and she's not left enough time between them at all by the looks of it, but we'll see.
I reckon she's got plenty of folk with vans full of red diesel she could call on in an emergency
There's only one way to find out, somebody make a new thread and see.....she's a munt and he's a prat. Would that do?
Is that Blade on the floor?Who knows, but he certainly loves himself, doesn't he. And is that YET ANOTHER dog in the background?
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