Katie Price #44 Yet more surgery to reach perfection but will it give Cole an erection?

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Right, I can't stand it, I can't even look at it, I've got to see if I can sort the captain's bad erection out, wish me luck
I looked at my husband last week on our anniversary and thought the same thing
 
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For some guys a pot noodle, is the food of gods, so take it as a compliment
 
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I’m a bit concerned as it’s legover night tonight and I would rather have half a jar of pickled onions and a bottle of Prosecco. Any ideas for increasing my libido Krusties?
Do some online shopping for yourself...does it for me, shave your legs, get pissed...lay off the pickled onions

The full 9 yards then (I don't mean charmpit hair btw).
Oh yeah...landing strip too
 
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Well thank god it wasn't because you smelled of chicken and mushroom the captain would swim to Jersey for a green pot noodle, Anna wave one at him, you'll be fine

There, his little issue is sorted for now (thanks Admin )
 
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Well thank god it wasn't because you smelled of chicken and mushroom the captain would swim to Jersey for a green pot noodle, Anna wave one at him, you'll be fine

There, his little issue is sorted for now (thanks Admin )
That must have been an interesting 'ask' to Admin ha ha.
 
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That must have been an interesting 'ask' to Admin ha ha.
Yes, sometimes my wording can go wrong. If I did it...

Admin, 265 has got a double erection so can you sort it out please. Thankyou, he'd be so relieved.

 
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A bloke once told me that I too was like a Pot Noodle. Absolutely filthy with a mouth full of crap!
 
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I’m a bit concerned as it’s legover night tonight and I would rather have half a jar of pickled onions and a bottle of Prosecco. Any ideas for increasing my libido Krusties?
I pretend my other half is Professor Brian Cox....
 
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Well thank god it wasn't because you smelled of chicken and mushroom the captain would swim to Jersey for a green pot noodle, Anna wave one at him, you'll be fine

There, his little issue is sorted for now (thanks Admin )
Ha ha, I still owe him some pot noodles- borders are shut to swimmers from the mainland indefinitely though! Oh, let's not mention swimmers on this thread- it's a touchy subject for Wanky!!!
 
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Bloody love the curry one. It’s a guilty pleasure eaten on nightshifts
I hear you, I usually have a few in the cupboard, for when son comes home late, after a night half cut, laughing his head off ... Hungry, and shouting ... Mammmaaa where's the pot noodle .. Loool ... he only eats them when pissed, otherwise he doesn't want them when sober ...
 
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