Katie Price #397 The tour is over for the Skanky sisters, in their amoeba brain's they're both A-listers

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I suppose she didn’t say she will actually wear the dress…
 
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Indeed Stan, plus I think a big thing now is she desperately requires a chauffeur, she’s being drivien all over the country for various events, she knows she won’t find another mug so easily who has no job so can drop everything for madam. He seems to love the minimal fame she’s giving him, so I think they’ll keep this going for quite a while yet, she can‘t afford to lose her driver, that’s all he is to her. I don’t even think she can chase nu eggs, cos if he goes she’s fucked. Madam is in a right pickle with the showmance, and I’m here for it
 
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“Presses”. Gosh reminds me of my late mum. Always used Presses. Mr Mellow just could not get his head around calling cupboards Presses.
OOOOH I have a linen press where I keep all the bedlinens, but only that one - the others are still cupboards
 
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I agree he does strike me as a trust fund/spoilt child, left to his own devices. He's quite happy smoking weed and going along with the showmance. Safe in the knowledge his folks will bail him out when the time comes.

I can't see Skank getting pregnant with slitty eyes. She just regurgitates the same bollocks in every relationship. The big problem for her is that age isn't on her side and it's only a waiting game as to when something on her face explodes.
 
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Well she has a 100% record of her partners parents hating her, cant see that changing even if this one is fake!
In other news, Kipper asks an intellectual question ...
 

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Well said @Stan your right on and on and on Skankys saga goes
 
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#398 The amount of weed smoked means it’s all a bit hazy , is it really 6 months of driving Miss Crazy

For whoever is starting a new thread. I fecked it up when I tried but if this helps the person with the skills
 
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Skanks probably got incriminating footage of the head of the police force has well, so she can carry on her merry way.
Life coach tv show, is that another you tube tv show, thats all its only ever going to be from now on.
 
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Yes Kylie,, the mutant is stuck with kryten for the time being, no doubt there'll be eggs she's messaging but all she is to them is a quick shag none will claim her. The 3+ years she was with sink boy and the times she cheated it was a quick shag soon as there was any sort of rumour and they were in danger of being exposed as the new egg they did a runner, skank won't find another tea boy, egg buttie maker, chauffeur and chief of security any time soon. Skanks up shit creek without a paddle and stuck with kryten and that's why she's desperate again to push this sham business relationship back out into the public domain.
 
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With any luck the Two Psychos will flip their lids and do each other in; That would save a lot of aggro in the long run
 
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she prob did not finish the course and qualify as she does say it is £9.99 a month she prob could not keep up the monthly payments
 
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Bullshit ... she will only appear in a couple of video ads ... the usual Monkey Tennis
 
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Reading her Daily Mail bullshit, it's time for the trustees to get her into court and infront of a judge, since she seems to have overcome all her MH problems and is, in control and in such a good place with a choice of two houses to live in.
She's taken the absolute piss out of the legal system for long enough.
As for JJ's parents, it's obvious his lack of brain cells is hereditary.
Any parent that willingly sits at a dinner table with Katie Price as their son's girlfriend, really have to have some sort of brain defect.
 
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Seems just like self promotion from him again, think she's actually found her perfect partner here! Bullshit master just like her, doubt he'd suffer her for long IRL though, but they'll use each other for clicks for as long as possible no doubt. Bali? Yeah, we'll see
 
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Skanks probably got incriminating footage of the head of the police force has well, so she can carry on her merry way.
Life coach tv show, is that another you tube tv show, thats all its only ever going to be from now on.
This is what I think
She’s a Coke head and has been for years but when I was in london, The biggest coke dealers were Met Police officers and that’s my theory on why she’s Teflon
I think she has more dirt on other people than a Coal Mine But she’s on a downward spiral, and the facts are plain to see
Twice bankrupt, Not a homeowner now in rented and 4 kids removed by social services
And nothing can change the fact she Is, was and forever will be A Cunt and a useless one at that
 
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The conversation between krytens parents must have been a difficult one Jane,, not about "how we going to break it to the kids were divorcing" but about "who's going to get custody of kryten" can think they came to an amicable agreement of "we'll just pay the rent on a house, set him up with a little business and bung him a few quid each month to keep him off our backs"
 
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I can see the clause of "who gets custody of kryten" holding the divorce up

Mind you both of them never expected stoner boy to end up with her lady skank. There may have been an emergency meeting held to find out what Kryten was thinking.
 
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