He looks a wee bit like Prince Harry,just wee bit.
Katie Price #397 The tour is over for the Skanky sisters, in their amoeba brain's they're both A-listers
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Her upper lip is so short that it can't hide the fact that those donkey crowns sit over her gums not tucked in under in the normal natural way. She may as well have all her stumps out and get decent dentures, they'd look a whole lot better, and be age appropriate for the age she's turned herself into through her vanity butchery.
Looking at the photo of Legotwerp as a kid shows what a lardy lump he is now, with the bum-fluff beard he's grown to try to hide his double chin.
God love 'em, they're a match made in heaven.
#398 The amount of weed smoked means it’s all a bit hazy , is it really 6 months of driving Miss Crazy?
Why does she put these photos out which give the appearance she is driving?
Even the weapons grade filter can’t hide her wrinkles
Because it covers and deflects from the times skank is driving, the times skank drives is when her and kryten dress the same in baseball caps, hoodies and sports tops. They are always dressed like twins when the pink beast is being driven looks like their in krytens white Merc so he'll be driving today.
When she said he’s listening to country I thought aye well he listened to a bleep every time you open your gob (pardon my language on this Thursday teatime )
i like how the sun said Junior's girlfriend as meet Peter and Emily nothing about her meeting Katie i can just see it now mum this is my girlfriend Katie quick lets do a selfie together for Instagram with the title we could be sistersShe’s just started following Junior’s gf as she posted an Instagram happy birthday to J
Just hope that when his gf does meet Her,she thinks she is fabulous,Sorry but it could come to that.
not.how can she write a whole chapter on her relationship with JJ she as only been with him since FEB(according to her before that they were only talking not in a relationship because she was still with Carl up to new yearHaHa she’s done it hasn’t she, she’s done a chapter on each Ex
WTF has she written about Lego, this book is going to be lie after lie after lie, how has it go published, honestly I reckon even if some stuff has been excluded, her lies will mean some of them sue her and the publishers, this book will have little truth in it, she lives in a fantasy world of her lies, it’s crazy the publishers have gone with this nonsense
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The filter has makeup on him ... eyelashes ffs
Old news but great photos. I'm sure @Pom Bear will put them in her library for future use....
www.dailystar.co.uk
Katie Price shows off ‘biggest ever boobs’ in cut-out jumpsuit with huge slashes
Glamour model Katie Price had fans in meltdown as she showed off her incredible figure in a slashed one-piece while offering a feminist message on her Instagram grid
She seems suited to the publisher. The stuff they referred to as 'the public has never heard before'.....surely that just means new wapes and assaults and kidnaps she's made up?
She has always put food in her mouth & then starts talking. It’s a disgusting habit. Even worse now with her huge teeth & lips, dribbling. Plus vaping in between mouthfuls. I can’t even imagine how horrified anyone would be, meeting the monotone potty mouth for the 1st time.I'd imagine Mummy won't take too kindly to having food spat all over her as skank tells her "Awlll Abaaaaht Meeeeeeeee" either.
Finding out your moronic offspring has got entangled with That Thing has to be a mother's worst nightmare.
Ronseal - she's their new ambassador
. As you say Rita, it’ll be all about her. Me, me, me.One thing I can guarantee ... Skankys book will not be an 'instant best seller', it wont be a best seller by any measure ... and the commercial trend is away from her ... so, good luck
3 topics of conversation when skank meets krytens mum.
1, did you ever catch your son wanking over pictures of me when he was a teenager.
2, can you get me a visa.
3, can you lend me some money.
1, did you ever catch your son wanking over pictures of me when he was a teenager.
2, can you get me a visa.
3, can you lend me some money.
I still don’t understand how she’s not been completely cancelled altogether. Even just the revenge porn scandal on its own should’ve been enough for her to be completely cancelled, yet here she is with yet another book deal and even some Pride gigs of all things. After what she did to Alex Reid? I just don’t get it.
Errrr, but Skanky dearest , your career is largely made up of repeating, continuously, past twaumas. Yeah admittedly , the narrative changes many many times, is that the reason they need to be repeated? Or do you need to get them off your chest every time your chest undergoes augmentation???
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4. Am I like what you expected in real life???3 topics of conversation when skank meets krytens mum.
1, did you ever catch your son wanking over pictures of me when he was a teenager.
2, can you get me a visa.
3, can you lend me some money.
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#398 Pearls, bracelets, jeans all matchy, a book chapter to JJ makes her so happy. 
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