Oh Stan you do have such a way with words! Shakespeare's got nothing on you babe!And it was only a couple of years ago skank was begging for a presenting job on love island aftersun and begging all the contestants to sign her up to be their manager, as for having the better body and being better looking i'd rather put a pound of liver in a jam jar and stick my ding a ling in that to get off.
Think you'd need a stone of liver and a bucket to work to scale.And it was only a couple of years ago skank was begging for a presenting job on love island aftersun and begging all the contestants to sign her up to be their manager, as for having the better body and being better looking i'd rather put a pound of liver in a jam jar and stick my ding a ling in that to get off.
Tradionally it’s Liver and Bacon but I guess Liver and Sausage would be good too. Let’s leave out the onions, for obvious reasons!And it was only a couple of years ago skank was begging for a presenting job on love island aftersun and begging all the contestants to sign her up to be their manager, as for having the better body and being better looking i'd rather put a pound of liver in a jam jar and stick my ding a ling in that to get off.
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Erm ... OK Kipper, you clearly have a better body than they do, I mean your pictures speak for themselves ... phworrrLatest
Katie Price launches blistering attack on Love Island girls
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Liver and pigs in blankets in onion gravy with some mash and veg for tea tomorrow for me then.Tradionally it’s Liver and Bacon but I guess Liver and Sausage would be good too. Let’s leave out the onions, for obvious reasons!
Does her arse leak on stage, do bears tit in the woods ...
She has been on the beg to go on there for a while... sad cow is far too old, she doesn't seem to grasp itMmmm. I do wonder if she was offered big money to go on there she would go…. (Not that they will offer) I’m sure the love of her life would wait for her….
If you Read through @Helena-botham-farter Posts you will find that she Stated she came across something online that “May” Indicate something, she’s not sure but it “Maybe”
What duck face bleep in bleeping stinky bleeping blanket smelling of cum and Minge juice.Liver and pigs in blankets in onion gravy with some mash and veg for tea tomorrow for me then.
Dear Stan is that yer liver and bacon.I don't know if I feel a little hungry or slightly sick, Stan..... especially when I thought I'd read 'with some mash and vag for tea'......Liver and pigs in blankets in onion gravy with some mash and veg for tea tomorrow for me then.
Looks like she’s holding her face on for dear life*Shudders....* ....and, oh look, she's got those bracelets on that Kryten wears. Has she no 'style' of her own FGS....?
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Award-winning Glasgow make-up studio 'honoured' to serve famous client
An award-winning Glasgow make-up studio had a famous client in their studio recently.www.glasgowtimes.co.uk
That headline should be changed to 'award winning Glasgow makeup studio did the best they could and had to resort to a heavy filter for the pics*Shudders....* ....and, oh look, she's got those bracelets on that Kryten wears. Has she no 'style' of her own FGS....?
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Award-winning Glasgow make-up studio 'honoured' to serve famous client
An award-winning Glasgow make-up studio had a famous client in their studio recently.
Phworrrr her proportions are amazing ... honestly, wow what a shape ... she has a much better body than the 20 something love island girls, ffs Kipper get a lens implant in the tiny eye
lol, sounds great. Do you do meals on wheels? I am old enough! I like pigs liver though, it’s hard to get I know so f you can’t get me pigs liverwe’ll go with lamb. I am soooooooooo looking forward to tomorrowLiver and pigs in blankets in onion gravy with some mash and veg for tea tomorrow for me then.
Hello @Jas19/2Who said it was Ryan Mira??? WTAF
