Well, the day of the BIG, HUGE, announcement, what could it be…
A travel show with Princess?
She’s been accepted, by some miracle and has found a spare week in her busy schedule, to do her paramedic training?
She’s starting her YT channel up again (which she said was happening on the 1st December (I suppose she didn’t say which year)?
She’s filming for C4 (even though they have no record)? Or BGT replacing Amanda Holden, so she can sit next to Mr Cowell?
She’s bringing out a new album of her greatest hit? Or a duet with Junior?
She’s been pronounced fit to work for the next 9 weeks, so will be back on TT live/FB live every day until her BH?
She’s having more surgery?
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She is cured of her needle phobia?
She is cured of her severe PTSD, severe ADHD thanks to Alan?
She’s bringing back her empire, perfume, underwear, swimwear?
She’s pregnant with the 4 more babies she wanted?
She is going to adopt too?
She has paid her creditors?
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A new reality show on her OFs?
JJ is joining OFs?
She’s starting a clothing company to rival JYY?
She’s going to compete in the Olympics?
She’s running the 2025 London Marathon?
She’s becoming a life coach?
She’s becoming a manager to up and coming models?
She really is moving into a caravan in Yorkshire?
Everyone (even celebs) are invited to her big 30 year anniversary party?
Her 5 kids really do live with her and she has 96 pages of troof to prove it?
She doesn’t care if the press never write about her again?
She is going to quietly retire, to spend her days making her own clothes and curtains with her 3 sewing machines?
She is going to devote the rest of her life to charity
She really has turned over a new leaf and is going to be a nice person and never say a bad word about anyone ever again, bury the hatchet with all her exs?
Nah, not going to happen….
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