Katie Price #390 Addicted, Evicted & soon to be Convicted

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And she can only keep doing all this work if her health holds up, and I just don’t think it will, she‘s gonna have a major health scare this year I reckon. She’s 46 in a couple of days, she’s booking gigs all over the country, it’s an exhausting schedule. The menopause is hitting her, gee her mind is all over the place as it is, menopause is going to make her a lot worse. She‘s still vaping like crazy, given up the gym already after a couple of visits, lives on a fast food diet, will no doubt be back on the ❄ and 🍷 this summer, seeing signs already, and of course all her surgeries and needless cosmetic procedures, oh yes she’s a major health incident waiting to happen, something will take her down if she continues her current lifestyle. I’m talking completely out of action for months at least. Who will pay her rent and bills then, plus HMRC are after whatever she earns. The future looks bleak for madam, she has earnt a fortune over the years, and blown it all, she really is a fool, madam is taking herself down, losing the MM will snowball her decline now, rapidly I think.
Is it this year she's 20 years in "the business"? Coming 46 and has sweet feck all to show for it.
What does Lego boy do to earn a living?
 
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I noticed in the top lip an indentation too. It's like she's trying to cover it up by wearing lip gloss but one of the top points of the lip just caves in and looks like a hole. That will be the great filler work by Lift Aesthetics!

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Looks like just one side had immediately deflated this time! The other half is hanging in there - actually, that would be really funny - imagine if one side stays permanently inflated and the other half just keeps deflating 😂
 
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Some how, me thinks that she is just putting on one big front and is really deeply unhappy. 👍😉
So pleased those little uns are not about.
 
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As you say without doubt she’s an addict, she will have contacts for the ❄ and these guys can usually provide you with anything, and if not they’ll point you in the direction of someone that can.

Brighton area is like a sweet shop for all sorts of drugs, and it‘s really easy if you know the right people to get what you want, if they don’t have it, they’ll get it for you on the dark web. Back in my clubbing days I saw all sorts being exchanged on a night out. My friend is a bad ❄ addict, don’t see much of them anymore but back in the day, they’d phone someone from the pub, 20 minutes later a car pulls up outside, out they went, this be like 5pm in the afternoon, and back in they come with their little packet. swank will have extensive contacts for ❄ I believe, they can get her Ozempic if she so desires, guarantee it.
You can also buy it online through a pharmacy. They ask your weight etc but you don’t need to provide any evidence 😳 bet she gets a lackey to order it for her!
 
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KP will move out next weekend and hand the keys back so no big eviction pictures just bailiffs changing the locks
Bet the pictures of the house after she goes will be good
Do you think it will be clean and tidy inside and gardens cleared?
Wouldn't it be dead funny if, at 10:31 precisely the paps have permission to film the state of the MM and its grounds, but the swank is denied access!
 
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Bit off topic but seen as it's quiet in skankyland and i'm not derailing anything has anyone been on a boating holiday,, thinking of hiring a cabin cruiser during August for a few weeks for a change of scenery just got to pick somewhere in the UK because taking Diesel the rottie. 😘
 
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So she’s just posted this….

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When previously we used to get this….

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At least there’s honesty there, a summer without the kids while people are just looking at her in astonishment as she makes a complete fool of herself at Pride events.
 
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Do you think she has one of those distorting fairground mirrors?
And when she shoves her mangled body & boat race in front it makes her look semi normal?
Because there ain't no way she's seeing what everyone else sees or she'd hide in bleeping shame at the mess she has made of herself.
 
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So she’s just posted this….

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When previously we used to get this….

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At least there’s honesty there, a summer without the kids while people are just looking at her in astonishment as she makes a complete fool of herself at Pride events.
That beach photo really sums her up right now - still posing and putting on a front while the youngsters (and everyone else) look at her with disdain, repulsion or total disregard!
 
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Some how, me thinks that she is just putting on one big front and is really deeply unhappy. 👍😉
So pleased those little uns are not about.
Deeply unhappy she no longer has the children to torment Kieran.
 
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Bit off topic but seen as it's quiet in skankyland and i'm not derailing anything has anyone been on a boating holiday,, thinking of hiring a cabin cruiser during August for a few weeks for a change of scenery just got to pick somewhere in the UK because taking Diesel the rottie. 😘
Whereabouts Stan? I spent many a lovely holiday in a cabin cruiser on the Thames, although that was a few years ago. Mostly starting at Walton on Thames and cruising up to Oxford. We also did the Norfolk Broads a couple of times but the locks get in the way. Can't imagine swanky on a boat.... or perhaps I can as she has her own life jackets....
 
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