Katie Price #39 Filter this, filter that - makes no difference, still a Twit!

[Tamar]

I have numerous stomach issues and have been told a colonic irrigation could cause perforations to your bowel leaving you with even bigger problems! I know she constantly goes on about her ‘farting’ and she probably either has IBS or some form of intolerance, her diet seems awful a lot of processed food, she ordered 40 doughnuts after eating Burger King the other week, no wonder her digestive system is struggling!!

40 doughnuts ? for herself? greedy cow.

 

[BigBlue2018]

STOP PRESS!

I have it on good authority that Bunny Cuddles and Ron Class are dating!!! Spotted on their first date scrounging a meal at Sheesh as Wanky and Skankys guests!

 

[WhereisPrecious]

They still both talk alot of shit

Both still full of shit...no amount of colonic treatments will change that.

 

[Penguin86]

So this is KPs MUA Fern Pointy Chin and the woman who did KP and Carwashs fillers at her 5yr old sons’ birthday party. Very appropriate dress don’t you think

Fucking hell you could stick her to a window with those lips

 

[Hampshire Hog]

It does say the Australian Big Brother not the UK version. Perhaps that starts earlier. I thought Australia was not allowing foreign visitors due to Covid.

COVID is the least of their worries with that flea bitten lice riddled old hag who’s full of oh hang on that’s all been sucked out of it they are welcome to her the sooner the better

 

[liar liar]

Oh my Pinky how fabulous,the actual flats are exclusive block Charterhouse Square Florin Court.

Poirot's London flat for sale - Country Life

A one-bedroom apartment in the Art Deco mansion block made famous as the London home of Hercule Poirot has come to the market

www.countrylife.co.uk

Would be perfect for @DC16 for espionage purposes - let's all chip in - here, you can have my prawn cocktail to start the fund off

"As far as we are concerned then our English culture clothes is what we wear every day as that is our culture.

"Same for Muslims, they have their own everyday clothes, which they are allowed to wear to school, yet Katelyn isn't allowed to wear what she feels is her culture clothes like tracksuit, jeans, t-shirts, jumpers.

oh hang on let her wear katy prices old clothes ...

I read that crap all the way through. My, my some people create their own rods for their backs. Should have stopped after one child. The poor mother has obviously lost her marbles. It reminds me of new school years where kids are outed for clothing and haircuts which go against the rules. 'But little Butch had that tattoo on his forehead since 'e was born - you've nevvar noticed is all...' 'But all the boys are wearing skirts that short so our Willy should be able to as well...'

Bloody hell Krustie's, I'm away for 24 hours & you've filled a thread & already on page 5 of another .

I had a quick look at 'news' last night & saw that there was a new YouTube . I couldn't face anything to do with her.

Again I say, if she wasn't such an utter cunt, I'd feel sorry for her. Imagine being so absolutely desperate for a headline that you will sell video footage of the contents of your arsehole. And share all the details of your failure to get pregnant. Baby only wanted for more headlines & cash . He is also seriously DESPERATE for fame for going along with all this absolute bollocks.

So when is little Lisbon Miracle Colonic Woods due?

Pair of utter cunts!

@Dollylovesshoes I went to the Agatha Christie exhibition at Torquay museum. I was soooo excited to see many of the items from Poirot's flat.

In the late 70's I went for an interview at Ikea's London offices. They had some of the original artwork for the Agatha Christie books all framed around their offices. I was like wow.

Katie Price gets her bum fillers dissolved after pumping it full of fat

Former glamour model Katie Price has admitted that she "hates" her bum and is taking drastic measures to make it smaller by dissolving the fact she's had pumped into it

www.mirror.co.uk

Also had " a bizarre facial with needles before kicking off her fat-dissolving treatment."

Probably more botox

Hates needles but conveniently forgets the number of 'pricks' she's had and the endless rubbish injected, BY NEEDLE, into her lumpy fizzog.

 

[peeko]

Oh you, you told that dog story yet?

Oh , Thought you’d like this quite interesting , lot of animal lovers on here , was having a pint with a fella who works in the Prison Service . A Dog handler ,
Now those sniffer dogs have always fascinated me ,
Course I wanted to know all the ins and outs,
Main thing I wanted to know is what makes the Best Sniffer dog , You know what it is ? You want a dog that’s loves Balls, and dog that’s possessive about his favourite toy, a ball, a Dog that will play with a ball all day , and that’s all he thinks about ,
I found it fascinating

 

[Pink Squirrel]

She's such a mythomaniac!!

Lie after lie after lie. She never stops . I just someone would bloody call her out on all her bullshit .

 

[265]

“According to a TV insider source” ok Katie, thanks for letting us know!

She's drip feeding us more bullshit.

 

[WhereisPrecious]

This is me sans Big Sid and a Horses Head!

Trying to do toon me pic, keep coming out with one eye lol

 

[gashers]

"As far as we are concerned then our English culture clothes is what we wear every day as that is our culture.

"Same for Muslims, they have their own everyday clothes, which they are allowed to wear to school, yet Katelyn isn't allowed to wear what she feels is her culture clothes like tracksuit, jeans, t-shirts, jumpers.

oh hang on let her wear katy prices old clothes ...

I’m sure buying prices skanky old smelly stained cast offs for your daughter is classed as child abuse

 

[Ecosse]

Jesus Christ! What new depths has Katie sunk to, filming a fucking COLONIC IRRIGATION process, ffs!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Out and out cunt,dirty filthy cunt,I thought when those pics come out she shouldn’t have been in a pool etc,totally don’t give a fuck..God the hate I feel is boiling,boiling I tells ya.

Karma quickly please for us Krusties.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Just seen on another topic about place names;

Look at this one - cole had better see about buying his new mansion there because its made for that scabby pair

"and a place in Essex called Fingringhoe. "

 

[Pom Bear]

But you aren't a corgi - great hair colour - nice and shiny

Thank you xx.
Looool I'm still corgi Pom on here..I prefer Pom more his very cute xx.

I thought the white line was a cigarette to begin with lol x.

Would make a great anti smoking advert ..

 

[liar liar]

It’ll come eventually. It’s been a while since she last made one. She’ll probably do OnlyFans next. I’m shocked that she hasn’t already joined.

Everyone can see it for nothing on the internet. Why would some sad sack bother paying?

 

[MrsEms]

Have you ever seen that program EUREKA ? Where there is a Town full of geniuses ? that's what I feel like . all the Krusties are clever talented gifted in their own way , Totally gifted x

You're absolutely right. Every post by every krusty shows a lovely talented, funny person.
My children tell me I'm special, and I've even got a badge to show it
The cheeky little buggers have got my sense of humour!
I do have lovely eyes, I've been told that even when I'm wearing sunglasses

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Celebrating 25 years of cosmetic procedures!

Katie Price's plastic surgery journey in full as she unveils giant filler pout

Since finding fame as a Page 3 model as alter-ego Jordan, Katie Price has gone under the knife multiple times in a never-ending quest to stay looking as young and flawless as possible. As the glamour model reveals her latest surgery results, we take a look at her most famous cosmetic tweaks....

www.mirror.co.uk

Who's Kris Boyd?
Makes interesting reading. 25 years to end up looking like she does .
I remember her saying that photo's of her boobs had been doctored....she said the scars under her boobs had been photoshopped on

 

[Facehugger]

I think he's hiding in the Pub's toilets Harry - trying to avoid Nurse Helga. He knows he's not meant to drink alcohol whilst on medication - methinks he's in big trouble now

Oh he's in trouble allright - I nearly went arse over tit on his marbles on the way out the last thread

Do you remember that programme You are What you Eat? Dr McKeith always had her patients do a colonic. Not sure what the real medical use is.

She used to look at people's poo nuggets didn't she, the disgusting woman?

 

[liar liar]

Ooh me ma still uses them I don’t too poisonous.
I got the wrong chocolate it was minstrels, remember them?

Yes I have the occasional packet of Minstrels

Bunny is wearing pants too

So they pop round someone's house and the next minute she's got the kids to strip off and jump in a pool without bothering to have brought the right gear with her. I still want to know where Harvey's surprise is...