Katie price #386 KP fake, false and a failure

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Skank will be spewing bile about princess getting that job, how it should have gone to her, how she got ALL the jobs like that in the past
 
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Trouble is, IF Katie were to congratulate Princess online, she'd just make it about herself. It'd be "MY mini-mE" or "MY beautiful Princess."
 
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I hope they do go over her finances with a fine tooth comb. My worry is that a lot of her earners are all cash in hand jobs with little traceability.
Brother once booked Brian Clough as an after dinner speaker at a function and when BC arrived and was presented with a cheque for appearance ( it was a long time ago) said “no it has to be cash , you have 30 mins to get £5k or I am off”. Brother said BC is one of the most awful persons he has met.
 
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Bet Harvey doesn’t even remember him. “Wanyt
He reminds me of Albert from Steptoe and Son! Slitty eyes and a screwed up face. Not to be trusted!
Except Albert had a personality and was a good laugh. I know who I’d rather go out with! Steptoe on That’s TV everyday atm, hilarious.
 
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Why would a VS model look twice at a jobless , weird looking midget who prints stupidness on a Fruit of The Loom T Shirt, really? He’s delusional
 
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Skanky’s thoughts on Princess and her new role:

MY gorgeous Princess is a credit to ME, I have taught her everything she knows, she is MY mini ME, and she got this job because of ME.
 
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Speaking of these pair being delusional - which they clearly both are - can you imagine them in the real world .

For arguments sake they’re working in your local Aldi .
The Skank coming In late , stinking , unwashed with greasy filthy extensions , talking about it’s latest “ shoot” still off it’s head from the night before , leering at male customers, chewing gum , hoiking it’s fake tits about in the style of Les Dawson & telling everyone how it’s real job was a modewl . 5 bedraggled kids waiting forlornly outside for its shift to finish before they dine on a bag of crisps each for tea.
The Manchild working stacking shelves , struggling with stock rotation ( doesn’t understand dates/ numbers) wearing his little brown overall which he has stencilled the front of to reflect his designer ambitions . Skanky has taken the hem up for him with her sewing machine innit. He tells everyone how he’s going to be faymouse . Doesn’t know what for , but faymouse is all he wants to be. Constantly applying for reality TV & getting knock back after knockback .
The rest of the staff HATE them with a passion & constantly talk about them behind their back…..
 
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Whether it happened or not who knows, I know she’s a compulsive liar but given the industry she was in & her reputation it wouldn’t surprise me if she found herself in compromising situations. The fact she’s only ever spoken about it to get attention & make money makes me doubt her version. Lots of victims don’t want to go to the police for various reasons but I don’t think many keep speaking about it so publicly

Now she’s desperate to flog her book she brings it back up as she knows it will get her the attention again. Sick behaviour
Why would a VS model look twice at a jobless , weird looking midget who prints stupidness on a Fruit of The Loom T Shirt, really? He’s delusional
 
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This is my theory, that any of her valuable rings etc are on IOW and when her mum passes she will leave them to the bison in her will ( for safe keeping or to give to KP when the heat dies down).
Seeing as all her engagement rings have been widely photographed I wonder if this is something the HMRC or bailiffs could pursue?
 
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Why would a VS model look twice at a jobless , weird looking midget who prints stupidness on a Fruit of The Loom T Shirt, really? He’s delusional
Gremlin boy should do a side line in womens T-shirts for KP called “”Truly pissed”.

…….and then burn the lot!
 
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She could still be done for concealing assets though as her bank accounts would show little income but somehow her bills are paid and the amount she is paying to employees, heating, horses, mortgage could be significant. So they will be able to prove she does have money coming in but she's concealing it by doing it all cash.
 
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You can only accept so much cash though, even a cursory exam of her finances would show it's crystal clear she's living beyond her recorded means & she'd have to explain how her lavish lifestyle is funded if only earning peanuts!
 
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I think you've written the pilot to a new comedy series!! I'd definitely watch
 
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