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"So excited" for US eh? Stuff it up yer gigantic plastic arse skanky - best place for it along with all the old Nokias
"So excited" for US eh? Stuff it up yer gigantic plastic arse skanky - best place for it along with all the old Nokias
Like she knows the word 'incorporate'
They can’t she has mental health doncha know!Can’t they deport her? Rwanda is nice this time of year
Hey Mr Butler!Amy the enabler is still on her last last last last last Christmas Rosie,,, the enabler and Mr PP were living in a campervan on Pricey Towers driveway because they sold up and bought a house on the I.O.W that needed renovation, they buggered off just after Christmas and Amy the enabler had a falling out with skank over money/drinking and haven't invited skank and kryten to visit yet even though skank said her and kryten were going last weekend when she buggered off to Cyprus.
I love it! Woohoo! Didn't we always say Kipper looks like a man in a frock? Well there you have it.Hiya Rosie!
So JJ "Kryten" Slater was on MAFS UK.
He shacked-up with a post-op transexual lady (he likes the "fake" look apparently) who supposedly got very gobby and made a fool of him when pissed.
He didn't like that, so moved onto Kipper... Because she looks nothing like a post-op transexual of course, and is ever so charming and pleasant when heavily intoxicated... Oh, erm... Wait a minute
Edit: Iron Lung is doing just fine
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I am experiencing same problem, lots of loading page up issues as well. Sometimes it’s just easier to read without logging on but I miss participating in the posts.I forgot how fast these threads move! I've been trying to catch up since yesterday
Thank you everyone for your beautiful kind words. You're such a good bunch
Another reason why it's taken me forever to catch up is that each time I react to a post, it takes a loooong time to happen - anyone else experiencing that? I gave up reacting and just carried on reading.
Anyway so SFP is up the duff - Kipper won't be pleased. She'll make it all about her before you can say "bankwuptcy"
In my family the word 'serene' is used instead of calm ... as a polite way of saying dumb as a rock ...Lots of quotes tonight
So not being depressed and anxious???DBT is a variation of CBT used when you have certain permanent MH conditions ... like a PERSONALITY DISORDER
Rosie she’s a cunt.I love it! Woohoo! Didn't we always say Kipper looks like a man in a frock? Well there you have it.
Honestly if I had millions to spend (or steal in this case), I'd be looking gorgeous (even more so )
How can someone end up looking like that?
AFP is exactly the same and started this ball rolling.....In her dreams she thinks Pete will come running back to her saying he's made a terrible mistake, that he should never have left her and life with Emily was unbearable. We all know this will never ever happen but I think she thinks it will truly happen because she's so deluded. I've never known anyone have such a high opinion of themselves like she does. She thinks she has no faults. She's just a horrible human being.
Please M&S... Can I have some moreHey, don't ruin my memories! Oliver is one of my favourite films, please don't make me visualise Edna in it!! . I suppose she could be one of Nancy's mates ( a serving wench in the tavern?). That's as much as I would allow!!
cause she's a celebrity don't cha know!Why is the daft beige cow congratulating herself on the pod insta?
She looks enormous.
Tiny Tim tiptoe through the tulipsIs it Sylvester Stallone's mum ?
I thought that, she's such a Martha from Baby Reindeer.....except not as clever and never been a lawyer!She’ll go all Baby Reindeer on him when he eventually does a runner
Dolly im confused as well the cunting cunts are beyond fucking cunts ive been renderred speechlessWhat,what,what a pair of cunts,it’s goes beyond it..They are really fucking arsehole cunts,but we all know and public will know.
So please fill in Dolly I’m so confused are cunts still out there or back here and selling cuntywunty pics as per usual.
Sorry to be thick but I am..I need to not read are write on here anymore but can’t help it.
Well shes surpassed herself with her beach writhing about how embarrasing to say the least a dirty old hag rolling round on the beach looking worse than a fucking beached whaleShe worries me when she’s not cunting around. When she’s quiet she’s at her worst
She was probably on her menopausal period AGAIN!!'Getting a signed letter' - WTF ? It's like she thinks she's at school & mum is sending a letter saying she can't do sports today - BOLLOCKS
Have to effin pay to read now.Can't open on Mail, what's all this about, does anyone know? Thanks xKatie Price and Peter Andre's parent wars revealed in dramatic detail
KATIE HIND on the 'nightmare' parenting clashes between Katie Price and Peter Andre and how their two children have reached their teenage years relatively unscathed despite it all.www.dailymail.co.uk