Podcast day, oh yes I’m DC for 45 minutes, it’s a hard knock life, but someone had to do it 
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Kicks off with Skanky talking quietly as everyone says she shouts and it causes issues with the microphone….she then begins to shout, but quickly tones it down....oh the larks with these two.
Edna states she went to see AFP on the IOW, Skank wanted to go tomorrow, but says “anyway” she sounds pissed off about something….ooh was she in court
Skank then says she’s going next week, I doubt she is. Edna is going the first week of Cowes, they start screaming “Oi OI Sailer”…this is only the second minute, I’m already struggling
They then start talking about the Live tour. Skank”s lost Adrian’s number (why does she lose so many numbers
) who makes all her press call outfits. She then shouts “I’ve got bigger boobs and assssssss”, chuckles, and says Adrian needs her new measurements. Edna tells her Adrian has got back to her, it popped up on her phone, Skank says she’ll have a look then….give me strength.
Skank’s not getting 16 outfits now, she’s getting 2, and a special outfit, they mention a showgirl, grrrrr do not do a Kylie showgirl outfit Skank
Oh my, she’s been called butch on IG and she admits she looks big, so the boobs are going, she’s going smaller, she’s messaged the surgeon…..Turkey or Thailand trip it is, no date is given
She’s pleased about her gym work, walks on the treadmill as she can’t run, sounds like she basically does f*ck all down the gym, she tried to run, but can’t cos of her feet, Edna is proud of her though
All about the fitness now, eating healthy, getting in shape, no bad food, not even drinking, totally focussed on her health….vaping not mentioned
Stressed, so saw her therapist at the Priory yesterday, Edna says it’s just like Shutter Island there, Skank replies, “oh yes, once you’re in, you can’t get out “….they chuckle, they are pleased with that.
Therapist told her she’s bloated cos of her anxiety and stress. Skank says she doesn’t know if she’s getting Alzheimer’s or Di-mencha (she can’t say the word) therapist says it’s stress, she’s very stressed. She’s very forgetful, Jess is doing everything for her as stressed, the stress makes her forgetful. She’s not pregnant, she’s stressed, causing her bloating…..did I mention she’s very stressed.
Doing her bedroom up, bathrooms finished (she’s not losing the house is she, it’s mad now
) Been shopping like crazy at Homebase, Dunelm, John Lewis (double bankrupt,still spending like a millionaire , honestly I am giving up soon on anyone stopping her excessive spending
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Tells Edna she’s old fashioned, Skank is contemporary, pink has gone, all neutral colours now
Edna’s repainting her house, red door, baby blue walls, Skank tells her it will look rank…..honestly this podcast
Boring talk about cheap stuff in TKMax and candles follows
Skank is nesting, but she’s not pregnant
cinema room being done, getting the kids rooms done, (spend, spend, spend) Jett still not sleeping on a bed. Buying stuff for Bunny
Hair talk. Edna is going blonde, Skank’s getting extensions. Skank is putting all her sexy magazine awards up in her bedroom, FHM etc, the young girls today have no idea, and she’s still got it, bigging herself up, she sounds very smug
Skank wants to get the Bratz doll look…..oh please do
Bunny not at school this week, has a virus infection….probably caught something off all the
tit lying around the house.
Boring watching TV talk next.
Starts vaping (haha) but she’s giving it up, being healthy means she’s not farting so much, reckons she’s got IBS now.
Up yours everyone, when she gets her hair in she’s going riding with no hat, and her hair flowing like Pocahontas, we’re getting a video of this on IG
Live show talk, 4 weeks to go. Skank’s not drinking on tour, Edna says she’s a nightmare when drunk. They talk about singing for Simon Cowell when she was 18
made her sing a Louise Nurding song, some nonsense about Teddy Sheringham who she fancied, the Simon Cowell,story is forgotten about, it went nowhere
They
tit themselves waking on stage with nerves. Loose Woman talk, Skank wants a late night chat show now. Get to know the real Katie on the tour. Brings up Jordan again…..she really wants that life back, ain’t happening girl.
Harry comes in and does a loud fart, more farting talk
Crowd love her, and she loves they want to be there, they get inspired by her
Skank very pleased her book is number one in the book charts.
Life advice next….a listener’s 11yo wears makeup, and does selfies, any advice. Skank says Bunny is 9, and does this, loves makeup, Bunny banned from going on her phone still, but goes on Temu to buy things
Skank says it’s hard to stop as their friends all do it, Skank says she pouts just like her……The listener doesn’t get any advice, they just start talking about bunions.
Podcast ends with Skank talking about the gym again, she’s all about the gym and getting healthy.
Painful doesn’t begin to describe their podcast, I might have to have a lunchtime drink today. 
DC is a star transcribing this garbage every week 
Main takeaway from that was she is spending a fortune on the house, it ain’t all gifted and the boobs are going soon. Unsurprisingly yet again nothing was said about LegoHead other than one quick mention he was the gym with her one day, “Oh, JJ was there“ was all that was said. Not a relationship
I would say it’s all BS and bluster, but on she goes, I feel we are no nearer her being brought to account, still cocky and very smug, still spending on the house, and still nothing happening with B & J. We need a gigantic pisspot Dolly
that’s a great accomplishment 
, Think you need a word with your Skanky Sister Frumpster before posting this as it’s very applicable to your Niece 
when did 10 stop looking like 10, when Parents are Skank KFP and Enablers like You Edna don’t say a word 
