Ooooh a new Fred….I had Christmas drinks with my Girl team last night, ooooh I feel rough, and I gotta do it all again tonight
I have a big mug of coffee, so let’s have a recap, gee a lot happened, it’s another long one
@Dollylovesshoes
Here We Go….
Skank appeared for an hour long TT on Sunday morning already exhausted from the Panto after one week of rehearsal and one day of actual performance. Skank did indeed look a mess, and was clearly knackered with her lips looking extra weird, were they finally rejecting all the constant fillers. Darth Jeyda had arrived with B & J, looks like she brought them up, cracking the whip to get Skank to run TT Lives all week, even though Skank was looking beyond tired. Skank was ordering the kids around, to run tasks and make tea for her on the Live, showing little interest in selling anything, she moaned a lot.
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Skank was back Monday morning running another 4 hour TT Live on her Panto day off, saying she would be running one everyday (this was to be her last TT Live, Darth Jeyda’s trip to Liverpool wasn’t very rewarding, this dumb idea was to be dumped
) Skank was losing her voice and still very tired. Skank chucked a tablet on the floor to prove it didn’t break, had no concern for any damage to the apartment. Skank stated H was on his way midweek, so he’ll probably get the blame for any breakage and destruction that occurs. Promised people they’d get their orders before Christmas, absolutely no chance of that happening, her fans really are idiots, this doll was not arriving in time for Christmas
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Someone in the comments said they had spotted Skank crying in Tesco, seemed all wasn’t well in Skankland
KH posted a video with him handling ‘Class A Wood’……many of us believed this was deliberate, we got it
F4J then posted this…..
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Opinion was divided, but for me F4J are a busted flush now, that message from them was garbage. Now asking others to “Complain to the Arena or turn up to a show to protest”, apparently no longer suing Skank for deformation, no revelations about her
use as promised, nothing but hot air. I’ve put them in the bin, full of
they’ve been a big disappointment, just empty idle threats.
We then had the sight of A-List celeb royalty stepping out. A stunning happy loved-up couple, living their best lives in the city that gave us The Beatles…”She loves you, yeah she loves you, and you know that can’t be bad”….until you realise she doesn’t love you and you don’t love her
State of SadBoy
Who's that gut lord marching
You should cut down on your pork life mate
Get some exercise……PARKLIFE !……
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The initial Panto reviews were all puff-pieces, and comments from punters saying she was amazing, the cast rallied around her, as you would expect, you don’t diss the headline act in public, they all said they loved her and she was doing really well. Most of us looked on in dismay, how could this be, we’d seen the dancing videos, she was atrocious, swirling in the wrong direction, out of time, no rhythm, even clapping out of sync. There were a few SM comments saying she was dreadful, but most were very positive. Did our eyes deceive us
DC then listened to the latest podcast, and a different picture emerged.
Skank admitted on the podcast she was messing up the lines, forgetting the words to the couple of songs she was given. Lucy Kay, a proper singer in the cast was helping her out, appears the rest of the cast are totally carrying her, she is a liability on that stage, as we said she would be. Oh happy days, normal service was resumed, she is really
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The podcast was recorded before the really heavy schedule kicked-in. The story of her crying in Tesco is probably true, she’s struggling, even though I believe they’ve cut her part back, she’s still a mess. All the comments saying that she is wonderful are big fat lies, she’s obviously garbage on that stage, but people going don’t seem to care as it’s just Panto and they’ll put up with her being dreadful, still we were vindicated, Skank ain’t amazing, the cast are carrying her, she doesn’t actually have much to do, and she can’t do that
I gave out a cackle that an Evil Panto Queen would be proud of, the Skank is not enjoying this Panto run, it’s extremely hard work, and she’s
Every sighting of her away from the stage shows an exhausted, irritable, Skank, who has no right to be there. Woo Hoo, gotta love it
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Bippo made a joke about her lines, saying- "This is the show starring Katie Price, she's amazing. She's actually learned two of her 25 lines - it's fantastic."
After a roar of laughter from the crowd, he added: "I'm joking, you'll see her. She is absolutely amazing
Bippo wasn’t joking
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Have to say, the Red Tops lifted that story off here, no way they saw it online, it was only up very briefly, we do God’s work, she’s getting the piss taken out of her on SM about it
Skank’s Christmas plans had changed. Due to exhaustion she was no longer flying back to the MM, but everyone was coming to the 2 bed apartment in Liverpool. Skank, SadBoy, B & J, H and his carer, P and her BF, and of course J, who wasn’t going to be ‘Out’.
Skank is going to celebrate the big day in a tiny apartment with a takeaway curry, the previously promised roast Turkey but a dream. They will be all tucking in around the very small undecorated Christmas tree she has bought. J providing the entertainment, rapping and dancing for everyone. He definitely won’t be ‘out’ anywhere this Christmas Day. Skank added she would be spending the day in bed being waited on, as she is so tired, a more joyous Christmas scenario I can’t imagine. We are all excited to see the photos from this “Wonderful Christmas Time”
My thoughts on it…..
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Pete and Emily said they are having a family Christmas Day according to OK Mag, what a whopping lie, as if J& P won’t be with Skank, they live with her for goodness sake
J’s gonna be rapping and P is gonna be a mini-me in Liverpool, proper Pete Ya C*nt behaviour saying otherwise, gee that man, so full of lies
Skank’s copy of the Christmas OK magazine…..
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Photos appeared of a miserable Skank, aggressive looking SadBoy, with a downcast bedraggled B & J following them as they left the Panto. It was quite distressing to see how sad the children looked, this is no fun-filled Christmas for them
We shan’t dwell on this, as we hope and pray that we won’t see such photos much longer, it’s believed the tide is turning against her with regards to the children
Edna moved house, no one give’s a f*ck you disgraceful enabling
twit, you’ve shown you don’t give a
about the dreadful abuse B & J are receiving from your horrendous sister, an abuse you can clearly see happening. I hope your house falls down.
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There was something something something about B changing her password on her phone, so she had to get a new one. Hmmmmmm, dodgy
be behind this latest lie
The podcast listening figures continue to not trouble the main Top 250 ratings charts, though she is a new entry in the Thailand comedy charts at #202…..champagne all round Edna
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With only a few days remaining until 1st January that 2024 calendar hadn’t appeared yet, Skank said they were all printed up and ready to go. Naked Rodney and Julie will be distraught they have no sizzling sexy snaps of a Skank in their Christmas stockings come Christmas Day…pray for them
The Christmas charts are out, the new tunes Skank recorded back in September won’t feature as they don’t appear to exist.
AFP’s Guardian interview and glamorous photoshoot especially arranged by Skank still hasn’t been published…..will it appear in 2024, months out of date, or have the Guardian finally realised the Clan are lying grifters
In her spare time when not on stage, Skank is writing her next book. As she didn’t write any of her other 54 books, I’m hedging my bets and believing this is a big whopper of a lie.
Some of the Red Tops were saying she is going to be in the next series of ‘All Star I’m A Celeb’
ITV are an abysmal hypocritical company, have recently covered-up the This Morning Schofield scandal and toxic environment there, are they really going to break so many rules to feature Skank
I listed some of the hoops she’d have to get through below, the main one being they would have to do no psych evaluation tests on her, as she would fail them, guaranteed it ain’t happening….I think….she couldn’t could she
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Though in a bit of a sick way it would be quite a good thing, her fee goes straight to her creditors, the public see her unfiltered butchered face and body in all it’s High Def glory, it will really f*ck up her poorly trotters forever and it will prove ITV don’t actually do any psych tests of any worth
Over to you ITV, gonna ignore all of this
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Bunny is now accordingly spending loads online with a Skanky credit card, make of that what you will. I’ve given up trying to understand how this bankrupt has access to so much credit
The 28th Anniversary red carpet celeb-filled party, celebrating her 28 years in the business since she started in 1996 is still happening, even though she seems to believe she started out in 1994, so keeps calling it a 30th party. Edna hasn’t corrected her so far. She also believes she’s looking younger as she gets older, Edna hasn’t corrected Skank on this either.
Skank has a film coming out about her life in 2024 written by her new bestest best friend Daisy May Cooper (Edam has been dropped)….
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Skank’s still not started the Paramedic course
The people’s Princess, everyone loves her, we are not worthy
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Ooooh what will the next few days bring, A Skanky Liverpool Christmas Day nears and on we go
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