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Katie Price #333 Christmas is coming, Skanky's getting fat, now she's on tiktok selling loads of old tat
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Thanks @Flowerpotgirl …..though have I really got to recap that last thread, that was some crazy 
give me a few mins 
she’s getting worse with each passing thread 
give me a few mins she’s getting worse with each passing thread 
We need TEA, steaming hot TEA. DC's riddle the other night, about someone apparently going rogue on KP (I think) has got me fired up and hungry for fresh TEA. Hopefully TEA that will be good news for the kiddies
There is SO MUCH ground to cover, I didnt even make an attempt. I was going to tag you to prepare the summary, but I didnt want to pressure you lolThanks @Flowerpotgirl …..though have I really got to recap that last thread, that was some crazy
She's like the oozalum bird in Carry Up The Jungle. Flies in every decreasing circles until she disappears up her own hole. Her end is nigh!
Definitely getting a bit parched here!! Could do with a drop or two
I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone to show a little compassion.
Could you post a warning please before you comment if your post has more than 50 words please.
I only say this because Dolly
needs to take a pee bare arsed out of her kitchen backdoor while she has an oily rag (cig) before she reads a long post.
Thank you.
Lots of love
Stanley
Could you post a warning please before you comment if your post has more than 50 words please.
I only say this because Dolly
needs to take a pee bare arsed out of her kitchen backdoor while she has an oily rag (cig) before she reads a long post.Thank you.
Lots of love
Stanley
I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone to show a little compassion.
Could you post a warning please before you comment if your post has more than 50 words please.
I only say this because Dolly
Thank you.
Lots of love
Stanley
had lots of oilies and wees.Recap, seriously she’s becoming unhinged now, and as others have she is actually working for the first time in her life at 45 Why is she doing this, the plasterclasses and TT’s aren’t bringing in what she requires, the endless holidays gone, frustrated with the kids, is it all just for show at the BH 
Anyway, my attempt at recapping recent events. My post has more than 50 words @Stan Butler…..
Monday kicked off with Skank on a live TT after returning from Scotland, she had a cold , still had her Red-Eye, and sounded knackered, as is usual these days, was also the usual nonsense and Skank soon ended the Live to go on a zoom call.
A big discussion then unfolded on the dodgy stuff going on behind the scenes, it got very Festival of Bins. I didn’t help matters by mentioning Escort Cars and going all cryptic, DC joined in with the cryptic statements, everyone was confused, I confused myself and DC liked the orange bin, Stan ate some Spam, everyone tried to guess what was going on, Mrs Rita Danvers still remains an enigmatic figure lurking in the background and no one really had a clue what was going on….
Tuesday we had manic another Live, there were flies everywhere, she again claimed all the kids lived with her including P & J, and the highlight being, drying her face with a manky looking tea towel whilst demonstrating her beauty regime…
On Wednesday Skank went to Tacky Tack headquarters and proceeded to perform the craziest selling presentation yet, it was beyond chaotic. Started off by saying she had brought a big suitcase tosteal take a load of the product home, she wasn’t joking, throughout the show she kept saying “I’m having that and that”, she probably took home more than she sold, at one point just 700 people were watching the mess unfold. Skank wore a succession of appalling outfits, no words can portray the horrors, so I present a pictorial presentation of the monstrosities, the last photo her arse is hanging out…
I have never seen anything like these TT selling things, chaotic, unprofessional beyond belief, incoherent, false claims, the person selling the stuff off their head and eating while they talk, shouting over the other presenter……it’s just insane stuff now, how are TT wanting this
Skank then started selling ultra cheap laptops, and phones, she has no idea about tech, main selling point for the laptop was it had stickers, kids love that she said. She said the phones have cameras and all that, with a place for a sim TT are insane employing her
Skank then returned in the evening having her arse looked at by Ellie who gave her the BBL, they chatted a load of Skank was extra hyper, off her head really, but that’s how she is these days, Skank claimed Ellie is medically qualified, not sure what she’s claiming here, but she’s not from what I can see so far
We still haven’t seen the release of the new music, the world still remains thankful
Still no sign of Skank starting her A level courses, to gain the qualifications necessary to commence her paramedic training
A 2024 Skank calendar has been promised, all printed and ready to go, how lovely
This sums up that last thread, shocking
🥹….
….and breathe…what next heads our way
Why is she doing this, the plasterclasses and TT’s aren’t bringing in what she requires, the endless holidays gone, frustrated with the kids, is it all just for show at the BH Anyway, my attempt at recapping recent events. My post has more than 50 words @Stan Butler
…..Monday kicked off with Skank on a live TT after returning from Scotland, she had a cold , still had her Red-Eye, and sounded knackered, as is usual these days, was also the usual nonsense and Skank soon ended the Live to go on a zoom call.
A big discussion then unfolded on the dodgy stuff going on behind the scenes, it got very Festival of Bins. I didn’t help matters by mentioning Escort Cars and going all cryptic, DC joined in with the cryptic statements, everyone was confused, I confused myself and DC liked the orange bin, Stan ate some Spam, everyone tried to guess what was going on, Mrs Rita Danvers still remains an enigmatic figure lurking in the background and no one really had a clue what was going on….
Tuesday we had manic another Live, there were flies everywhere, she again claimed all the kids lived with her including P & J, and the highlight being, drying her face with a manky looking tea towel whilst demonstrating her beauty regime…
On Wednesday Skank went to Tacky Tack headquarters and proceeded to perform the craziest selling presentation yet, it was beyond chaotic. Started off by saying she had brought a big suitcase to
I have never seen anything like these TT selling things, chaotic, unprofessional beyond belief, incoherent, false claims, the person selling the stuff off their head and eating while they talk, shouting over the other presenter……it’s just insane stuff now, how are TT wanting this
Skank then started selling ultra cheap laptops, and phones, she has no idea about tech, main selling point for the laptop was it had stickers, kids love that she said. She said the phones have cameras and all that, with a place for a sim
TT are insane employing her
Skank then returned in the evening having her arse looked at by Ellie who gave her the BBL, they chatted a load of
Skank was extra hyper, off her head really, but that’s how she is these days, Skank claimed Ellie is medically qualified, not sure what she’s claiming here, but she’s not from what I can see so far
We still haven’t seen the release of the new music, the world still remains thankful
Still no sign of Skank starting her A level courses, to gain the qualifications necessary to commence her paramedic training
A 2024 Skank calendar has been promised, all printed and ready to go, how lovely
This sums up that last thread, shocking
🥹….
….and breathe…what next heads our way
I never thought I'd be hearting
a post about oily rags and wees but hey, I you guys and this thread so it just seems normal now
Being a Krusty means you're on a roller coaster on a daily basis. The lows when you see the children so sad or the poor animals
But the highs of hope and laughter make it worth it. So I'm clinging on to this Krazy Krusty roller-Koaster
it's on the up! Skank can't even fit herself into one now
Grrr, she makes me want to puke!
www.thesun.ie
Bankrupt Katie Price boasts she splashed out over £1.3k on shopping spree
KATIE Price has treated herself to a £1,300 shopping spree, despite being bankrupt. The mum-of-five snapped up a new Mac for herself and told fans that she would be buying laptops for all of her ch…
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I will give you all a quick recap whilst Kylie is busy writing away.
KP is still a grade A, ugly, smelly, lying, useless tit Mum bleep
Please god (I’m not religious) but I will go to church every Sunday if the kids get taken off her and are back with K & M by Xmas please please please and thank you.
Oh and I will never use the c word again!
KP is still a grade A, ugly, smelly, lying, useless tit Mum bleep
Please god (I’m not religious) but I will go to church every Sunday if the kids get taken off her and are back with K & M by Xmas please please please and thank you.
Oh and I will never use the c word again!
Did she buy a toothbrush for Bunny while she was at it?Grrr, she makes me want to puke!
Bankrupt Katie Price boasts she splashed out over £1.3k on shopping spree
KATIE Price has treated herself to a £1,300 shopping spree, despite being bankrupt. The mum-of-five snapped up a new Mac for herself and told fans that she would be buying laptops for all of her ch…
Saying that though, The Scum aren’t holding back here, they are screaming “How can she afford it all as a bankrupt” they are really getting in her face now, come the BH they will unleash on her and all of what is revealed at that hearing, it ain’t gonna be pretty, they want revenge for the slapgate lie, it’s so clear now. Her fans will see some ugly truths about her, I’m pretty sure they wont pull their punchesGrrr, she makes me want to puke!
Bankrupt Katie Price boasts she splashed out over £1.3k on shopping spree
KATIE Price has treated herself to a £1,300 shopping spree, despite being bankrupt. The mum-of-five snapped up a new Mac for herself and told fans that she would be buying laptops for all of her ch…
Great recap ... I just felt that there was something missing... it was Kipper dressed like the blue power ranger with big brown womble shoesRecap, seriously she’s becoming unhinged now, and as others have she is actually working for the first time in her life at 45
Anyway, my attempt at recapping recent events. My post has more than 50 words @Stan Butler
Monday kicked off with Skank on a live TT after returning from Scotland, she had a cold , still had her Red-Eye, and sounded knackered, as is usual these days, was also the usual nonsense and Skank soon ended the Live to go on a zoom call.
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A big discussion then unfolded on the dodgy stuff going on behind the scenes, it got very Festival of Bins. I didn’t help matters by mentioning Escort Cars and going all cryptic, DC joined in with the cryptic statements, everyone was confused, I confused myself and DC liked the orange bin, Stan ate some Spam, everyone tried to guess what was going on, Mrs Rita Danvers still remains an enigmatic figure lurking in the background and no one really had a clue what was going on….
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Tuesday we had manic another Live, there were flies everywhere, she again claimed all the kids lived with her including P & J, and the highlight being, drying her face with a manky looking tea towel whilst demonstrating her beauty regime…
View attachment 2587242
On Wednesday Skank went to Tacky Tack headquarters and proceeded to perform the craziest selling presentation yet, it was beyond chaotic. Started off by saying she had brought a big suitcase tostealtake a load of the product home, she wasn’t joking, throughout the show she kept saying “I’m having that and that”, she probably took home more than she sold, at one point just 700 people were watching the mess unfold. Skank wore a succession of appalling outfits, no words can portray the horrors, so I present a pictorial presentation of the monstrosities, the last photo her arse is hanging out…
View attachment 2587243
I have never seen anything like these TT selling things, chaotic, unprofessional beyond belief, incoherent, false claims, the person selling the stuff off their head and eating while they talk, shouting over the other presenter……it’s just insane stuff now, how are TT wanting this
Skank then started selling ultra cheap laptops, and phones, she has no idea about tech, main selling point for the laptop was it had stickers, kids love that she said. She said the phones have cameras and all that, with a place for a sim
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Skank then returned in the evening having her arse looked at by Ellie who gave her the BBL, they chatted a load of
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We still haven’t seen the release of the new music, the world still remains thankful
Still no sign of Skank starting her A level courses, to gain the qualifications necessary to commence her paramedic training
A 2024 Skank calendar has been promised, all printed and ready to go, how lovely
This sums up that last thread, shocking
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….and breathe…what next heads our way
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Woo hoo, my first attempt at a thread title and it won! Thanks guys!
Oohhhh I missed that Tracey, you right that was one of the worst, so many tragic outfits, all matched with the red socks and brown flat shoes
I watched that segment in disbelief today, it’s actually surreal now 
Grrr, she makes me want to puke!
Bankrupt Katie Price boasts she splashed out over £1.3k on shopping spree
KATIE Price has treated herself to a £1,300 shopping spree, despite being bankrupt. The mum-of-five snapped up a new Mac for herself and told fans that she would be buying laptops for all of her ch…
This actually sounded funny to me as I thought they were counting that awful White coat she had on as the Mac.....then I realised she meant a lap top. Subject matter of the article seems familiar....bankrupt flaunting handbag ..... eek
Carol Carol Carol ... is this supposed to be you? Let's pop your real face on ... in the wild ... in public ... this past week ... there, that's better (well, its not, but, its what you actually look like)
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