Katie Price #323 1, 2 Krusties coming for you, 3, 4 Skanky's lying some more, 5,6 she's been nickedš
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Replying to DC from previous threadā¦ā¦Iāve done it for you DC, it hurt, please hurry back from holiday, I donāt think I can do it again, theyāve got way worse since I last listened to one
Starts with "Oh another stressful bloody day when you got the kids, has the kids all the time, says it like itās a chore
Sheās decorating the houseā¦has money for this then.
Went to get her nails done with the grifting matriarchā¦..boring story
Jett is always moaning that he wants to go home when at nail bar
Now this is interestingā¦..DVLA is now discrimination, they want medical notes about her feet as they say you're wearing medical boots, she says she doesn't wear them. She's really pissed off, had blood tests, Drs contacted, constant questions, itās outrageous she says. itās now affecting her health as she needs to driveā¦.Iām getting the impression she doesnāt have the records, or doesnāt want to tell DVLA the truthā¦ā¦haha the foot injury story is biting her hard
Getting her horse back, no reason given where the horse has been
Edna problems with solicitor and the house, want to know everything, sheās now annoyed as well
Edna's new house has a wood burner...boring wood stories
Skank cannot pronounce chimneyā¦says chimmmerery
Skank has had new laminate floors put down, painting everything grey,ā¦.who paid for thisā¦.all that Barbie stuff is going, sounds like all that last series MM bollox is going
Princess is gonna be earning well at the plaster classes
Still going to do beauty course with Princess, well timeās running out with Panto and plasterclasses happening soon
Both worried about the live podcast, bit concerned itās still not sold out
Doesn't drink but did when recording with Scarlett, got a bit tiddly
Plays track you don't wanna take your clothes off, itās auto tuned, itās really bad, they canāt fix her singing
Singing this track and free to love again at podcast, Skank doesn't get how it didn't chart
Singing talk next, always wanted to be a singer, doesn't sound like Whitney but she just loves singing, won't stop,also admits she can't dance
Really boring long section about the way people talk and sing...it's really really boring
Skank shat herself singing at the royal variety show she was so scared doing it live
Again admits she can't dance
Putting loads of new music out
Skank say when she's drunk (but doesnāt drink
) she thinks she's the bollox and will always sing.Hates Edna playing classical music in the car
Wants to create a night with the Priceās, hire a big venue, sell tickets, dress up and bang out great tunesā¦sounds absolutely dreadful
Skank hasn't been out partying for ages....cackles...we know Skank you lie
People love the podcast says Edna, gets constant msgs telling her this, Skank doesn't get it, says she thinks they are boring...for once sheās right
Boring story about Edna given a car by Skank on her 18th.
Question to them about listener who's partner won't commit, Skank tells her to just move on.
Question about mum guilt after having kids, shank says it's overwhelming, skank says she just carries on getting her hair done and lots of self care, don't let yourself go...empty shallow stuff, useless advice
That was it, honestly I know Iām biased, but gee that was dreadful, these podcasts are the worst, DC is a Saint listening to them for usā¦.respect due DC
Me after listening to that
Listened to some of podcast. She had to drop in āhas kids all the timeā ā Jett going to school! Sheās disgusting. Discrimination reference feet. Fāing & blinding. Says āprimary lifeā instead of private ! Sheās Pissed off. Language dreadful. Obviously Edna primed what to ask questions appropriate. Constantly on about DVLA. Says āchimliesā ā not chimney
. Doesnāt drink much
. Tried to sing, shouted out BUNNY. Played some of song - shocking. Going to do the song at live show with Edna. Then will do a Ballard
. Dopey idiots who purchased tickets in for a treat - take ear plugs 
. Whitney Hooseton
. Canāt even say that. Says she can sing but not dance. NO madam, you CANāT sing. You sound like a tortured animal. Edna says she can dance- No Edna, Iāve seen you dance & you look like a wobbly jelly on a plate 
. Couldnāt listen to any more
from these 2 munsters. 
. Doesnāt drink much. Tried to sing, shouted out BUNNY. Played some of song - shocking. Going to do the song at live show with Edna. Then will do a Ballard. Dopey idiots who purchased tickets in for a treat - take ear plugs . Whitney Hooseton. Canāt even say that. Says she can sing but not dance. NO madam, you CANāT sing. You sound like a tortured animal. Edna says she can dance- No Edna, Iāve seen you dance & you look like a wobbly jelly on a plate . Couldnāt listen to any more from these 2 munsters. So paying Princess for the plaster classes ? Thatās what I think I suggested a while back, easy way to get the money into a different persons bank ! And no offence to P but what exactly is she getting paid to do ? She isnāt a MUA and she isnāt a known tv ācelebrityā 
Maybe the grey makeover of MM is in readiness for renting or selling because who would want to buy it with plastic pink decor ! Just amazing how she can pay for stuff like that though when your average person has to either decorate themselves (good old b&q!) or just make do with what they got ! She is so out of touch with reality ā¦. And cannot believe her fans can still continue to look at her for admiration!
Maybe the grey makeover of MM is in readiness for renting or selling because who would want to buy it with plastic pink decor ! Just amazing how she can pay for stuff like that though when your average person has to either decorate themselves (good old b&q!) or just make do with what they got ! She is so out of touch with reality ā¦. And cannot believe her fans can still continue to look at her for admiration!
As for annon tip off to DVLA , I think more likely they are smart enough in their fraud department to delve into social media of persons with dubious claims !
Quick google provides wealth of info for possible driving concernsā¦..
ā¦life changing injuries, foot brace / wheel chair , suicide attempts, frequent surgeries, mental health issues, books detailing ADHD/PTSD/trauma/depression, drug and alcohol excesses, criminal convictions, domestic violence, parking fines , misuse of disabled badge etc etc
Why does shes think itās a conspiracy tip off itās in plain sight
Quick google provides wealth of info for possible driving concernsā¦..
ā¦life changing injuries, foot brace / wheel chair , suicide attempts, frequent surgeries, mental health issues, books detailing ADHD/PTSD/trauma/depression, drug and alcohol excesses, criminal convictions, domestic violence, parking fines , misuse of disabled badge etc etc
Why does shes think itās a conspiracy tip off
itās in plain sightThe song Skank recorded, shouts out to Bunny to bring her the track, which is on her phoneā¦.theyāve auto tuned it, itās still tragic, you decide ā¦
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Christ thatās grimThe song Skank recorded, shouts out to Bunny to bring her the track, which is on her phoneā¦.theyāve auto tuned it, itās still tragic, you decide
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managed about 10 seconds 
Ah thats the new track for Gatwick Airport's bird-scarers innit 
Recap of last thread
Skank started the thread on a secret trip to Ibiza, Tattle tracked her down, she was clubbing with a girl with have suspicions about, spotted flying back to Luton on Saturday. We still donāt know what she is doing on these trips, but most think itās something dodgy/illegal.
SadBoy went on a night out, came home and someone had stolen his Range River, or so he says, he wasnāt happy, offered a Ā£5K reward for itās return, so far no update on where it is. doesnāt sound like it was returned. Much hilarity was to be had on here about the car and where it was, what happened to itā¦.was very funny
All went quiet for a day, then it was discovered Skank had flown to MĆ½konos to pretend she was a young model shooting photos for Only Fans, by herself and with another model. We were treated to heavily filtered photos and videos of Skank behaving as if she was 18, not a 45yo mother of five. Needless to say it was tragic viewingā¦.ewwwwwwā¦..
Skank has left the two young kids for a week now, no one knows who they are with, itās just very sad she still has custody, nothing is changing despite her appalling parenting and behaviour.
Editā¦.forgot about the Guardian article, it was a complete nothing piece, failed to challenge her nonsense, but the accompanying photos showed her true face, eeekā¦
Skank started the thread on a secret trip to Ibiza, Tattle tracked her down, she was clubbing with a girl with have suspicions about, spotted flying back to Luton on Saturday. We still donāt know what she is doing on these trips, but most think itās something dodgy/illegal.
SadBoy went on a night out, came home and someone had stolen his Range River, or so he says, he wasnāt happy, offered a Ā£5K reward for itās return, so far no update on where it is. doesnāt sound like it was returned. Much hilarity was to be had on here about the car and where it was, what happened to itā¦.was very funny
All went quiet for a day, then it was discovered Skank had flown to MĆ½konos to pretend she was a young model shooting photos for Only Fans, by herself and with another model. We were treated to heavily filtered photos and videos of Skank behaving as if she was 18, not a 45yo mother of five. Needless to say it was tragic viewingā¦.ewwwwwwā¦..
Skank has left the two young kids for a week now, no one knows who they are with, itās just very sad she still has custody, nothing is changing despite her appalling parenting and behaviour.
Editā¦.forgot about the Guardian article, it was a complete nothing piece, failed to challenge her nonsense, but the accompanying photos showed her true face, eeekā¦
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This fiendish person who sent the anonymous email to the DVLA - wonder if it was SB so she nicked his Rangey in revenge??
this is who Katie Price is in Greece with looks like an exact clone of her
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Well done to those of you who endured the latest podcast. Feeling a bit today and listening to that bollocks will only make it worse!
As for getting her horse back, I think this must be Wallace sheās on about. Perhaps heās been out on loan? Interestingly I saw the chestnut mare she had was advertised for sale a few months back, but as a broodmare/companion so obviously could no longer be ridden. Donāt know if it was sold but it wouldnāt have been worth much at all. Just goes to show that once theyāre of no use to her she just discards them.
today and listening to that bollocks will only make it worse!As for getting her horse back, I think this must be Wallace sheās on about. Perhaps heās been out on loan? Interestingly I saw the chestnut mare she had was advertised for sale a few months back, but as a broodmare/companion so obviously could no longer be ridden. Donāt know if it was sold but it wouldnāt have been worth much at all. Just goes to show that once theyāre of no use to her she just discards them.
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How can a bankrupt own a big house that she says cannot be taken from her ( how she knows this is amazing ) has horses Wallace plus one she says she rides and a pony she declared has plenty of money for hair flights etc and says she is minted yet doesnāt seem to pay trustees just her mortgage
Haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....wheeeze...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...... falls off sofa....
uk.news.yahoo.com
Katie Price confirms she is releasing new song in bid for pop success
The star has said she loves singing.
I dislike her even more now having read thatWell done to those of you who endured the latest podcast. Feeling a bit
As for getting her horse back, I think this must be Wallace sheās on about. Perhaps heās been out on loan? Interestingly I saw the chestnut mare she had was advertised for sale a few months back, but as a broodmare/companion so obviously could no longer be ridden. Donāt know if it was sold but it wouldnāt have been worth much at all. Just goes to show that once theyāre of no use to her she just discards them. View attachment 2492253
As to the crapcast, last week it was slagging off estate agents and this week its the DVLA and solicitors.
What next week eh or will we be back to Ex-Husbands?
The song Skank recorded, shouts out to Bunny to bring her the track, which is on her phoneā¦.theyāve auto tuned it, itās still tragic, you decide
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OUCH!!The chorus is all "nahnnananaahNAHnaah" which is exactly what I'm thinking... Nah. Seriously Skanky.... Nah....The song Skank recorded, shouts out to Bunny to bring her the track, which is on her phoneā¦.theyāve auto tuned it, itās still tragic, you decide
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#324 Skankyās bare arse cheeks are on display, put your clothes back on we all say
Her singing is actually awful - if she could sing I would grudgingly acknowledge it. The way she pronounces words when she sings is weird - it's like she's reading them out and it comes across as wooden. She can't control her breathing, her volume or her pitch. The growl and the catch in the back of the throat is sickening. She doesn't have a modern or classic singing voice, it's bad pub karaoke at the most generous. Who the duck would go 'I'll listen to Katie Price today whilst I'm running or working'?? Noone, it's complete cringe. And of course, your attention-starved, approval-craving second-best young daughter will say she likes it... the repercussions of defying a narcissistic mum are just not worth it, are they?The song Skank recorded, shouts out to Bunny to bring her the track, which is on her phoneā¦.theyāve auto tuned it, itās still tragic, you decide
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