Katie Price #31 news on rotation, is Pricey the biggest liar in the nation?

[peeko]

I cant sing unless I have imbibed a wee bit to much, then Im convinced Im a rock star, I cant play an instrument...hmmm....OMG I have no discernible talent to offer....oh wait, I can be a groupie, the first Krustie Krew groupie...yay, that makes me special...right...lol

err , sometimes I am absolutely convinced I am the only sane one on this thread , you lot worry me , No my therapist told me to tell the truth ,You lot are all fucking mad

 

[liar liar]

Katie Price slams ex Kieran Hayler as a 'nobody' who is 'using her for fame'

A FURIOUS Katie Price has slammed her ex Kieran Hayler as a “nobody” who is “using her for fame” after her engagement. The 42-year-old star branded the former stripper ̶…

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Katie Price meets the Queen with disabled son Harvey in incredible throwback snap on monarch's 95th birthday

KATIE Price has shared a remarkable picture of the moment she met the Queen with her disabled son Harvey. The 42-year-old star, who last night announced she is engaged to boyfriend Carl Woods, shar…

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Alex Reid could miss the birth of his child after being jailed for eight weeks

ALEX Reid could miss the birth of his long-awaited “miracle” child after being jailed for eight weeks. The former cage fighter, 45, has been locked up after trying to swindle a car insu…

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Katie Price’s dazzling £1m jewellery haul from EIGHT engagements - including Peter Andre’s ‘£600k’ diamond rings

WHEN you’ve had EIGHT engagements and got married three times like Katie Price, it can only mean one thing – a VERY impressive collection of engagement rings. The mum-of-five has sporte…

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I never knew she met the Queen

Well she did - unbelieveable. Alex will be out of jail after 4 weeks. KP's rings are not collectively worth £1mil +.

 

[liar liar]

Take a moment to appreciate the bit of flesh we can see. What a dried up, wrinkly mess . That is the skin of someone who has definitely abused the sunbeds & sun waaaaaaaaay too much!

Or if you're 1 of her fans, 'ohhhhh look, I can see her tummy, she must be pregnant. How lovely. She's such a fab mum'


I can't get over how bad & aged her skin is Crawl is literally sleeping with Madge from Benidorm

What is that picture actually of - is she in camo gear?

How about 'Mythbusters' a myth is a female moth after all

 

[DC16]

We think she does.

She keeps saying ‘my’ horse, told the bankruptcy court she had a horse and pony

 

[Minky9110]

Ahahahahaaa, that is so funny Peeko

If you ever take the pills make sure you swallow them properly or you'll get a stiff neck

 

[geordiegirl]

What do you think has happened to fifth avenue? not heard from them, I think around two weeks.
Have they gone quiet on the lozza thread as well

Yeah I popped a little 'hope you're ok' on the Lozza thread and nothing... hope all is ok

 

[liar liar]

I see he has started a new Twitter account mrcarlwoods


Apparently yes, quiet on there too...

Why would you bother starting another Twitter?

 

[Pink Squirrel]

@Facehugger Skegvegas on Morning Live I hope Skanky isn't watching.....we don't want her up here

 

[Hobsons Choice]

What about Flapjacks short and snappy.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Found one of each but none combined.

Wait for her to invent it, paint it pink and flog on Instasham with a swipe up for 70% off for 24 hours only for the first 200 customers!

See she's already designed them

 

[liar liar]

Yes, and she'll have to get those ridiculous comedy boobs removed too or they'll never be able to shut the effing lid!
The old ones are the best

She'll have to have her feet removed if she is being cremated...

 

[Jersey Girl]

He is one horrible specimen of nothing with his dyed hair and terrible fake tan. Him and Stacey are well-matched imho.

100% agree- they make me itch just looking at them. And both as thick as pig shit.

 

[Facehugger]

As long as you do bar food , no gray mash shit , burger and chips etc

Yes, scampi in a basket & cheese and onion sarnies when it's darts or pool night, that's yer limit.

Is that Rolex genuine, anyone? I wouldn't know the difference between a real one or a decent fake one (my apologies to the Rolex collectors of course)

 

[liar liar]

I thought Covid jabs were 12 weeks apart so how come Harv had his 1st jab on 7 Feb and second last week? Have I missed something?

Blow me have a day off and I find I’m a proud member of the Krustie crew , So here is a little ditty
Called we are the Kristie crew ( My ole mans a dealer, sorry dustman

We are the Krusty Crew what ya think of that ?
Krusty makes her money selling her old tat,
People say she’s pregnant but she’s just bloody fat,
and if you go into her house you’re bound to see a rat
Now Krusty says she’s found the one, he’s a great lover
He’s always got a cast on one hand and a clearblue in the other
Now she says they’ll wed and this time it will last ,
But the only ring she’s got so far is the ring around her arse
We are the krustie crew think Krusty is a pain
Anything you buy off it comes with a free stain
She can’t understand why Harvey isn’t getting thinner
On he’s diet of takeaways and carrot cake for dinner
She said let’s do the mansion up we’ll make lots of money,
Well put it on tv because people think I’m funny
Cole said white paint and carpet that will be a winner
I’ll I’ve seen her do so far is trim her bush with a strimmer
We are the Krustie crew what ya think of that ?
she thinks we fall for all her lies but she’s a daft old bat
How anyone in right mind would this pair are a catch
A stupid pair of asses and they’ve got the teeth to match

Your rhyming skills are amazeballs - ha ha ha - ty!

Katie Price targeted by anti-vaxxers who claim she got a ‘fake’ Covid vaccine

KATIE Price has been targeted by anti-vaxxers who claim she got a “fake” Covid vaccine and insist she’s being paid to endorse it. The reality star, 42, received her first vaccine …

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Katie Price’s relief as Harvey gets his second jab of Covid vaccine

KATIE Price is relieved her 18-year-old son Harvey got his second coronavirus vaccine jab last week – after the first dose triggered a terrifying hospital dash. The 42-year-old star’s s…

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Making money off of H again.No shame

And another sunbed

May you get skin cancer Pricey ...

Ú7uu

It makes me absolutely livid the lack of pride and contemptuous way she treats her moronic followers and the products she flogs. She doesn't give a shit. So unprofessional but happy to scam these people and take their money though.

I've decides to bring out my own range of bath products, 'Sids Saucy Suds', promoted by my chums.

Labels will hopefully be designed by Pom Bear and all copy will be on packaging and full regs.

I'll let you know when were open for orders!

Might open a Deplop Account as well flogging my old 'Carry On' costumes. They should raise a few quid!

Loved Price. Saw him once at the MTV Awards, must have been late 1980s early 1990s.

Think the guy from Sparks is called Ronnie Mael.

Might have to rethink Little Sids disguise!

I thought he looked cute!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Here you are looool xx.

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Damn it looks like a stalk of broccoli looooool xx

Ahahahahaaa, I nearly wet myself
Can't stop laughing

 

[265]

If they do it pay per view, maybe we could hire a massive outdoor tv and watch it and have a laugh and piss boil together
All wear trackies and eat pizza

Fuck Pizza, one mother of a BBQ!

 

[peeko]

Shit....got me on that one...lol....pretty sure I saw you in one of my group therapy sessions...was it basket weaving or colouring in....lol...I was the one, ate my crayons.

love it absolutely PMSL

 

[Facehugger]

That made me lol and also a great idea and will put on tomorrow evening xx.

I make two for tomorrow.. another been a banner with Coles eyes one side and Katie's another..maybe floating turkey teef as well xx

Wonderful, I shall look forward to that, thank you bless you

 

[liar liar]

I wonder if Skanky will be watching?? Will she be pissed she didn't get the role?

Kerry Katona reveals she's starring in adults only panto 'Throbbin Hood'

KERRY Katona revealed she’s starring in an adults only pantomime called “Throbbin Hood”. The former Atomic Kitten star, 40, said it was the “funniest panto” she’…

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She's in it - she's the hood

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Hope your ok as you haven’t been on

She sounds ok now always got gravy slopping over the plate...but not her cooking by the sounds of it...
Oh and does she realise she not meant to go in other houses yet Not that it’s stopped her since lockdown started to abide by the rules...

If the enabler cooked that din dins I can see where krusty munge lups gets her cooking skills from