I'd like to know more about number 16Let's look at the evidence
- She had effectively kidnapped the children.
- She is coercively controlling her youngest children and 'making' them accuse their father of wrongdoings he has not committed. Her reward is tantalizing, though - a hundred quids worth of roboblocks.
- She is isolating Jett by not allowing him to go to school and misdiagnosing him with a mental illness he doesn't have
- She is blackmailing Princess into feeling responsible so if she doesn't babysit her younger siblings (or spend time with Mum) KFP will take her own life
- She has 'the worst driving record' Judge Kelly has ever seen
- She is dependent on alcohol
- She is dependent on drugs
- She can't be single as she is the most desirable woman to walk the earth
- She is a serial cheater
- She is responsible for at least nine animal deaths
- She is a compulsive liar
- She is a fraudster and currently owes over 2.6 million pounds to creditors.
- She commits crimes against fashion daily
- She has ruined an arts and crafts house
- She is a 'modle of 25 years init experience' and can get away with everfink'
- She is prostituting herself regularly and meeting very dark people who are extremely dangerous.
- Fingers doesnt fancy her
- Noo eggs are hard to come by despite dedicated grifting
- She has to pay for hair and nails appointments - she has been brandished a grifter within a 50-mile radius of Dail Post
- FFL can't decide if he is a friend or not
- Her sewing machine has broken, and she can't make any more 'classy' bikini ensembles
- Her auto tuner has broken, and she can no longer release music to rival Witney
- Her kitchen sink is blocked
- Cole's dumped her
- Boyson 'aint' interested
- Leandro Penna confirms shes 'fucking mental'
- No one has bought the Peter Andre wedding dress
- Hello and OK have both said no
- ITV has blocked her calls
- CH4 said no to Series 3
- All IVF clinics this side of the equator have banned her
- Shes a cunt
I'm bored now. Does anyone wish to continue?