Katie Price #27 Clumsy Cole has broken his hand, who's going to drive as Katie's banned?

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Considering both properties are behind gates and private, how come they appear to have been "papped?"
Hard to tell whether those items are being moved in or out of the Mucky Mansion.
There is no actual fence at MM just a stupid gate at the entrance. The Ashtead place just had a high wood gate and she's invited peeps in in both cases to take pics and trying to make out a time-line with the broken fingers - oops shattered arm story. So au naturel (dyed) short hair or wiggy wiggy wiggy time on Steph's tomorrow? Which hideous outfit will she be merching tomoz?
 
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And AGAIN 😡🤬😡🤬

“The information has been reviewed, and given that it is hearsay evidence, it would be disproportionate to take any further action.”
😤😡😤😡😤😡😤😡 smug little fucker
 
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Surely they cant be moving back into the MM?
Must be selling candles to herself to move back into that piss hole, imagine the stench of that place after a year of being empty
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Wonder if they've taken the 👻 with them too
 
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I thought the pink Volkswagen Beetle was knackered so how was she able to drive it anyway??
 
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So it sounds like Carwashes neighbours are huge fans🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I read that his daddies trade plates had been submitted to the DVLA ? Does daddy own Carwashes house, got the hump and wants his money🤷🏻‍♀️ hope he’s cut Carwash off for dating such a tragic loser
 
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So it sounds like Carwashes neighbours are huge fans🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I read that his daddies trade plates had been submitted to the DVLA ? Does daddy own Carwashes house, got the hump and wants his money🤷🏻‍♀️ hope he’s cut Carwash off for dating such a tragic loser
Maybe daddy did buy the house for his 'ickle boy & now he's told him to do 1? 🤷
Who knows?? It's hard to keep up with lies & bullshit surrounding this pair of scummy, chavvy bottom feeders 😡
 
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Maybe daddy did buy the house for his 'ickle boy & now he's told him to do 1? 🤷
Who knows?? It's hard to keep up with lies & bullshit surrounding this pair of scummy, chavvy bottom feeders 😡
Everything is just so chaotic, I think she needs professional help, she’s gonna crash and burn out soon. I hope she gets dropped from MasterChef, she’s a disgrace!
 
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Sorry guys im logging off for a couple of hours, what a laugh we had earlier now this, I've had enough of the lying bastards and everything they do, exploiting Harvey and the girls, lies fraud and deception, breaking lockdown from the start, the police and authorities are doing duck all its SICK! 😡🤬😡🤬😡
 
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Sorry guys im logging off for a couple of hours, what a laugh we had earlier now this, I've had enough of the lying bastards and everything they do, exploiting Harvey and the girls, lies fraud and deception, breaking lockdown from the start, the police and authorities are doing duck all its SICK! 😡🤬😡🤬😡
I’m doing the same, see you on the other side 😘
 
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I am confused - where was the Beetle - where is it now - is it taxed and MOT'd? She can't drive it as she is BANNED.
 
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So when did her and the rest of the group - children too - actually contact the police to make statements and which lawyer over in Turkey is dealing with a spurious claim which I can't even find 0.001% of me believes has been made? She has posted completely contradictory statements about the 'accident' on many occasions; height of wall, wall being at hotel, wall being at water park, wall having no railings, wall now has railings. She didn't have so much as a graze on her whole body or break a fake nail. She wants to be careful who pisses off over there or next time she wants some freebie tits or teef she might come round to some interesting plastic surgery where her teef are embedded in her tits.
🤣🤣🤣 like it
 
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Oh duck I’m Orf for awhile..I cannot stand the bleeping lies from that moustachioud gob.
Oi you you ugly cuntface prat.. years ago you fucker would have been burnt at the stake..and slighty eyed cnut shops that wears bleeping legging so his bollicks are hanging..bleep.moh dear ? Need a break.
 
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On planet normality
“ you’re in agonising pain darling ,
Don’t want you lifting anything especially in your condition (wink wink ) you just rest, and I’ll get my mates to help me or we’ve got a van and a man, sure the driver wouldn’t mind”
On planet madwoman
“ They’ve got enough pictures of you and that stupid zimmer, now jump up onto the back of the van and I’ll pass the stuff to you “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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You are making rather a load of presumptions there - you are assuming that Cole is an actual hunter/gatherer type of man who has actually made something of his life - he really hasn't. He appears to be a spoilt mummy's boy with a gifted starter home and no obvious job. He can't cook, says he doesn't drink which we know is a lie as we have his very own IG message saying he 'takes Testosterone, Melantonan (a substance only purchasable on the web as it is dangerous), drinks vodka and goes to Las Vegas'. Does that sound like a man you would want as the father of your child? I wouldn't hire him to clean my garden pond. ;)
Well said Liar my friend!
 
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@Fifthavenue Hi fifth, so this latest driving story, (I think we expected it) is there any update on the other driving offence where the statement was made, how are the police still not doing anything?
 
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