Katie Price #25 and Carl the lackey, love a matching tacky tracky

[Pom Bear]

Magic carpet ride ....

That's it..Eff off!

Back later to put my second pig pic up xx

 

[BigBlue2018]

Just need Emily to announce she's pregnant now and Pwiceys head will be swivelling like Linda Blairs in 'The Exorcist'!!!!

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Hello - you don't visit here enough

The wizard sleeve .... I tend not to venture to KP threads too often. Mainly as I find her a horrible CUNT.

 

[Pom Bear]

Cole is happy with his magic mirror xx.
He can't stop admiring himself in it while eating a doughnut xx

POM, got some inspiration for you..

Why should he give her the heads up?? none of her fucking business.....

Just finished xx

 

[Pom Bear]

I've added BigBlues knickers (not his,but the pic he shared lol) anyway I've added them to Cole from an earlier pic so his some underwear to wear xx.

 

[BigBlue2018]

Can't afford him now can she? Just give away botch jobs with @BigBlue2018 's favourite Butchers of Istanbul. Those drainage bottles either side of her head look like little lanterns!

I was saving up to visit the 'Butcher of Istanbul MD' to sort my eyebags out and get a facelift but I only managed to save £5.60.

He agreed to do it for that price but I got sceptical. He said it wouldn't include 'VIP' extras like staff walking in and chucking coats, rucksacks and dirty wellies in the Pre-Op room.

Son's now going to do it instead with a pair of chopsticks, the dogs nail clippers and a corkscrew, after anesthetizing me with my wok to the head a couple of times. Stapling my face back on with an industrial nail gun and stapler from Office World.

Suspect the outcome maybe better.

 

[BigBlue2018]

She’s an absolute Joke! I was just looking through the comments on her insta post about her crock of shit packed lunch article, and found this! He really sounds like a nasty piece of work!

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She’s an absolute Joke! I was just looking through the comments on her insta post about her crock of shit packed lunch article, and found this! He really sounds like a nasty piece of work!

All completely true about Clearblue Cole threatening a female cancer patient and said he was going to 'mess her up', who had just commented on his teeth.

Filmed in TGI Fridays in front of Princess and Junior and posted on UTube.

The police were involved, he hid behind Kirsty at Chase Communications and that Edward at Proseeders. But he was, I believe, cautioned by the police with 'malicious intent'.

YouTube video was quickly taken down and badly edited and reposted with the threat removed.

However, many, many people saw the original video and confirmed the aggressive threat against a women.

However no apology forthcoming, which was requested by the police and victim but ignored. They are both cut from the same cloth.

Absolute scum, trodlodgye, begging grifting tramps.

 

[peeko]

you are supposed to protect your kids, Who is nasty to Harvey? if its online he wouldn't know,
imagine the poor boy being told people hate him all the time, and he only knows this because she tells him, If people make jokes about Downs online I wouldn't tell my grandson, why upset the boy when it doesn't affect him at all, So she is upsetting him for no reason at all other than AGAIN using her boy for publicity,
She is one horrible vile despicable nasty piece of work

 

[koalabear53]

How can channel 4 ignore the fact she was convicted in a court of law of revenge porn on Alex abuse of trolling him... Has been banned by law from going near Michelle Pentecost for 5 yrs and she is banned from the premises of Jett and Bunny school for verbally abusing swearing, at Michelle Pentecost,other parents AND teachers!!! In front of children in the playground!!!!!
HOW can she labelled a good mum and be employed by ch 4 as a spokesperson with these on her record??????

 

[BigBlue2018]

I'll gladly be your 'corner'. I have some luxury Egyptian cotton towels which will put Skanky's unwashed horse blankets to shame. Bad news; I gave up smoking 2 years ago so I'll have a healthy stick of celery hangin' out me gob instead . Cole will def be punching above his weight and intellect. Seconds out -


That should be the picture! Do you write for kids' books? You should

Little BigBlue2018 confession.

I actually run an Advertising and Marketing Consultancy and am a writer because I'm too tight to pay one for my business!

I also write for TV programmes, mainly comedy although I have written drama treatments.

Sure you Tattlers can guess which ones I've worked with from the style of my dialogue?

No Gloria Hunniford or Janet Street Porter on 'Loose Women' today!

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Put me down for a tenners worth to whack a wanker.

Wack a wanker

Wack a wanker

Happy Mothers Day to all you lovely tattle mums

 

[Pom Bear]

What a difference a filter and some photoshop can make.

She would make a great anti drugs poster xx.

 

[Mercedes]

Thank you all for your lovely warm welcome , makes such a change instead of being deleted lol . Loved what you said BigBlue about “ the old guard “ that made me smile , I can’t believe how many of you are on this site lol , it’s like being back with old friends .xx

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Worst driver than me (I must point out I've not been banned or have any driving offences or points, just not a good driver).

My son sends me the attached picture of me and Dudley our dog in my mini when he wants picking up even though he's got his own car. Just can't be arsed driving it!

Confession, I do have a massive urge to drive through road cones like Alan Partridge, 'Ah Ha'.

Off to prepare for the 'Loose Women' interview with Pwicey crapping on about Harvey and being a hands on mother of 5.
Bajan Mount Gay Rum here I come. Might just cut out the middle man and inject it directly into my cranium.

Bloody love Alan Partridge, absolute genius .

@BigBlue2018 Thanks for volunteering for Loose Women. I just can't do it today. I'm stressed enough.

Plasterer's are currently putting me a kitchen ceiling in. My kitchen is covered in plastic & resembles a scene from CSI . Plaster dust & lots of noise. But they're happy with the coffee cakes with toffee latte frosting I made for them . All contractors love coming here because I always bake them cakes. The last time the plasterer's came out was a Sunday so they got a roast chicken dinner . Gotta look after the workers. And they've all been bloody brilliant with the kids, especially the 2 with additional needs.
My advice would be DO NOT RENOVATE A HOUSE WHILST YOU'RE LIVING IN IT, DURING A PANDEMIC, DURING LOCKDOWN, WITH 4 KIDS AT HOME (2 additional needs, 1 mental health), 3 DOGS (2 large, 1 huge) & 2 CAT'S.
@Facehugger if you ever need recommendations for good local tradespeople just ask

I have had some truly dark days & you lovely lot have certainly helped cheer me up.

I think I get so bloody wound up by Skanky Flaps because so many of us here are genuinely fighting battles, often with little or no support. And she fucking carries on peddling the hard done by bullshit in every aspect of her fucking existence. It's wrong. It's insulting to the disabled. It's insulting to carers. It's insulting to those who suffer with mental health. It's insulting to those who pay their bills. It's insulting to those who have homeschooled their kids. It's insulting to those who have stuck to the lockdown rules. It's insulting to all those who don't break driving rules. I could go on & on & on. But I won't because my blood pressure is rising. She is a cunt THE END

 

[BigBlue2018]

"Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married
Goin' to the chapel and we're gonna get married
Gee, I really love you and we're gonna get married
Goin' to the chapel of love"

Pwicey: "No we're not 'Clearblue Cole', were going to Sheesh, it's free and Prep Kitchen are chucking in the canapes".

Clearblue: "What are canapes innit?"

Pwicey: "Who the fuck knows but they're free. Woo Hoo!"

Pwicey then goes off to get ready for the ceremony which is being conducted by Dick Emery the vicar as all 3 of them have Turkey Teef.

White adapted tracksuit is laid out in the bridal suite, well the bogs at Sheesh. No bottoms so Skanky can air her Flaps if she gets nervous.

Fern and the hairdresser turn up.

Fern: "What look do you want you fucker? I was thinking the fucking demure Christopher Biggins as Widow fucking Twanky in panto?"

"Is it free?"

"Yep"

"That'll do"

Hairdresser: "Which wig do you want?"

"The cleanest".

"Bollocks where's the Shake and Vac and Fabreeze?"

Meanwhile the 'bridesmaids' are gathering. Using the term loosely as Pwicey has no female friends so up trips Wee Jimmy Krankie and Madge from Benidorm.

Clearblue is getting jittery with his ushers, Alan Partridge, Richard Madeley and Bernie Clifton and his Ostrich Oswald.

Sid is supposed to be ring bearer but has swollowed the rings in protest at this debarkle, Madley and Partridge are trying to fish them out of his arse with sticks.

In the cordoned off area where the ceremony is being held Amy is being wheeled in in her iron lung.

Clearblue looks resplendent in his matching white tracksuit and Alan and Richard have sucessfully retrieved the rings from Sids arse. Still covered in shit but he doesn't think Pwicey will notice.

Bridal Chorus strikes up and here comes Pwicey in a pink mobility scooter. As she's heading down the aisle she shreaks "Oh fuck, I forgot to invite my kids, never mind, 5 less people to feed".

To be continued - the ceremony and reception...

 

[peeko]

Yes Skanky Bingo ( Bunion Enterprises) is back with a Bang, Accept No imitations,
Here's a sample all you have to do is mark off a box when you see a story in the Sun or Mail, Fabulous Prizes !
For one line an Hour online cooking lesson from a Secret Famous Celebrity
For two lines A set of Bath Bombs scented by a secret famous celebrity
For a Full House A Framed, signed picture of the Secret celebrity and her beau so you can put it by your bedside, so it will be the first thing you see in the morning.
Excited ??? You should be, Want a clue ?
This celebrity is Stunning looking, stylish and soon to appear in programmes based on her experience, including Remakes of, How clean is your house? Animal hospital, Rogue traders , Supernanny, and there is also talk of her taking over from martin lewis on the money show.
only £ 20 a card, the game will start when 100 are sold ,all profits will go to a charity ( Might have misheard, Charity for helping the homeless in Jordan or something )

 

[lozenger]

Well so far today, I have made my husband a cup of tea & toast in bed, unblocked a shitty toilet, loaded & unloaded dishwasher, stripped the bed, put the washing on & swept the floor. No card, no flowers Happy fucking Mothers day... Bet even Katie is having a better day than me. Wonder what treats the Mother of the Year will get.

Please tell me someone else isn't languishing in luxury & showered with gifts...

 

[80hs]

u ok hun? Does she think this facial expression is sexy

 

[Noseybonk]

Carwash has posted this....

His Mum looks younger and in better nick than Krusty

 

[MrFMercury]

I don’t understand how she gets away with oh everything but this in particular just makes me furious. It’s abusive and she’s doing it in full view and shamelessly. She should be protecting all her children, they’re all vulnerable in different ways be it age or because of the exposure she forces on them. If I’ve understood everything correctly Harvey can’t consent to the things she makes him do. The way she is using him shamelessly makes me want to cry for him. What sort of mother does that?

I have complex medical stuff from birth. My mum managed to make many appointments for me about her and posted way more on social media than I’m comfortable with but it’s to relatively few people not constantly in the scum AND I’m able to tell her to remove the crap. Still makes me feel embarrassed tho. Harvey deserves so much more than this.