WtfOMG, just seen KP has been invited back to the Cambridge University debating society in the lent term
Katie Price #240 Keep an eye on your bloke, sheβs menstruating and sheβs broke π€’
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Whaaaaaat? Is that true? Why, just why????OMG, just seen KP has been invited back to the Cambridge University debating society in the lent term
I am still catching up, apologies if this has been mentioned ... BUT ... Kippers was obviously having a role play pissed and high about finding a lost Tampon with her mates fella whilst he set about her fanny ... Later used this as a totally ridiculous excuse to Carol ... And probably Ruby ... Unsexsy role play aside, the main issues here are that there were chosen in the house when she got off her face and decided on sexual acts with her mates fella ... That she though it was ok to do this with her mates fella anyway, especially when her mate was in the other room ... And, finally, we must remember that this is Kipper, the innocent victim of perverted AR who was horrified by his sexual role play ... Despite Dales big Toe and a Nokia phone being happilly shoved up there ...
Well, that's going to be comedy goldWtf
What's the topic of discussion, how to be a grade A bleep and never be held accountableOMG, just seen KP has been invited back to the Cambridge University debating society in the lent term
Are you sure that's correct...its not the mass-debating team? Dodgy gits these uni ladsOMG, just seen KP has been invited back to the Cambridge University debating society in the lent term
He's got automated.... erm... erotic machines that could do the job of tampon displacement though. Could come in handy.... in a manner of speaking.
A true paragon of virtue. How will the clan excuse this behaviour? They must be running out of excuses by now. And also their patience will be running on fumesWonder what position she was in when he was trying to βremove itβ sorrynot sorry
One of the below?
Oh don't worry. She'll nail it... *cough*OMG, just seen KP has been invited back to the Cambridge University debating society in the lent term
What is a Cambridge style debate?
This is the style of debate used in the Cambridge and Oxford competitions for schools and everywhere at university level. Four speakers sit down each side of a table, facing each other, with the chairman at the end - a bit like the front benches in the House of Commons.
Skanky is there as a speaker given a talk one skank showAre you sure that's correct...its not the mass-debating team? Dodgy gits these uni lads
not on the debating team. Yet She joins the gems of other speakers John bercow, rylan and some guy called Russ a speaker workshop..even can ask questions ..wonder if the Cambridge lot dare ask the questions the press refuse to publishAttachments
Deckwankβs arms and legs look way too small for his big slab of a body here. Itβs like the pair of them are just assembled from castoff bits and pieces that donβt quite go together right.View attachment 1882344
Iβm sure Phil and grant look quite large in this picture or is it my imagination
I think this was when she started practicing the position for tampon removalWonder what position she was in when he was trying to βremove itβ sorry
One of the below?
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Given that she can barely string a sentence together I doubt she will make much of an impression - she has no personality, no character - sheβs just a nasty, washed up old addict.Skanky is there as a speaker given a talk one skank show
I'd imagine she has to get some scaffolding company in when she needs new brassieres but then she does'nt need underwires or anything as those beasts are free-standing
Come on we must have somebody at the uni or in town to crash this monumental event and give it some stickOMG, just seen KP has been invited back to the Cambridge University debating society in the lent term
Actually thought at first she was taking part in the debate "is better to be a sinner than Saint" but nope it's a one skank show which she will love as she talk about her pity victim hood through the years and struggling to raise a sends child..
do we think sinkboy is still with her even after this?
Almost definitely.
Came across this old storyβ¦
Katie Price pulls out of Boxing with the Stars charity fight night
TV celebrity Katie Price has pulled out of next monthβs Boxing With The Stars show in aid of a Welwyn Garden City-based hospice.
Tampongate audio will have included 'woo hoo! I love it' ... Just saying...
"Yeahhhhh.................................. Wewl..................................urmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................................anyways Ize 'ere nah.......................oi geeza, you got any voddy ova dere? Ize got a marf liyke a chicken's hole!! Pass us der voddy!!" Glug glug glugSkanky is there as a speaker given a talk one skank show
It begins to remove its delightfully trendy but stained JYY trackie top unleashing the beasts from within, whereby the Mass-debators realise to their horror theres a nasty green-and-bloody stain on its gawjus Thai knock-off Moschino tshirt. A putrid dressing drops onto the table in front of them all.
Giles looks at his friend Tarquin in abject horror at the scene unfolding in front of him. Holding back a projectile vomit-comet Tarquin reels backwards in his chair
"Oh my word Giles old fruit! Mummy warned me about this one after she saw it at Polo last summer!"
Skanky spots his discomfort
"Duz yer feyl a bit sick mayte?" Thrusting the vodka bottle at him it adds "I arlways finds a good swig of dis stuff duz the trick - ere 'ave sum"
Tarquin hurridly leaves the room trying to contain the bile rising in his stomach hoping he reaches the lavatory in time as skanky stands up to address her audience confidently
"I spose yers wanna know about Tampongate den? Wewl iss liyke dis........................................... an' Iyes inncercint; Iss dem twolz agen innit!"
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