Katie Price #105 The coke is back it's not a rap, but an IG attack, Dr Ems is a quack is it time for a

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Well done to Winepig for the title, slightly edited.

No good at doing summary so if someone else could
 
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Congrats @Winepig
Time for a snack tea on the brew, it’s never a dull day for Krusties here! I’m prepared to read someone’s fabulous summary…
 
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Recap, jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous screaming mimi, ‘‘tis done.
 
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What’s the difference between Katie price and a comma?

Katie price has claws at the end of her paws , and the other is a pause at the end of a clause

I have such a crap sense of humour I do apologise
 
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Why thank you very much indeed guys , or should I say WooHoo !

The word “ smack” is missing off the end of the thread title tho

Maybe it wouldn’t fit .

Maybe KP saw it was “ smack” and shoved it up her nose pronto .
Or likely misread it as “ snack” and gobbled it up .

Anyway I am most gruntled to receive your lovely likes , you kind people - I shall have to toast y’all with my bottle of water tonight I’m afraid as it’s a non wine night

Right , let’s see how quickly we can fill this one shall we ?
 
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A kebab on a Monday! Oh my god he’s so totally classy innit? One day I hope I can live in a mucky mansion with a faded reality star and eat kebabs. Gotta manifest and grind to be that successful.
 
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We love you oink oink @Winepig
snorting ma snack, shame about the smack, cos crack is wack!
 
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Was thinking that he's not blessed in the way Kieran is, then zoomed in to make sure and.............YUK
 
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It's like no-one has ever had a takeaway delivery before. But wait, all is not as it seems because if you advertise it on IG you get it free. Money grabbing bastards! Excuse my French!
Imagine not being able to afford chicken and chips

Was thinking that he's not blessed in the way Kieran is, then zoomed in to make sure and.............YUK
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ew pee pee, nappy is gaping!
 
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