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LadyGreen

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Bloody hell just been catching up, after what seems like an eternity off. Still up to her old tricks again I assume.
Well news for all of my trolls,
Mrs fairy thought it’d be a fab idea to go into labour on Saturday night after I’d had a few to many whispering angles. So our darling bespoke is here.
No highlighted hair though fuming she can go back in.
Congratulations!!!👏❤
 
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Nosey8518

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I read once to use washing up powder- liquid one and then clean with a shampoo. The washing up powder liquid deep cleans and gets rid of oils etc. My brushes work a treat and smell nice too
 
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Trolling.around

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That hang over her car seat because she is now too big! Don’t you need to change car seats as they grow
My bespoke was really long & Back then it was once their eye level reaches the top of the seat. Legislations change so could have changed!
 
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Lmkgirl

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didn’t she once say something along the lines of if your not white you have bad skin

Or was it if your black you have bad skin 🤔


I can’t remember her exact words but I remember being fuming cause she’s a racist fucking wardrobe
This was before my time hating this absolute melt.
Anyone have the goss on this x
 
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Salsausagelips

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Olive's in Ibiza!

Olive's in Ibiza Hip Hip Hip Hooray
Little Legs and Crazy Kate have taken her away
They travelled business class of course (at least just for the gram)
They even bought ( a gifted) lightweight folding pram.
Well Olive was delighted she kicked her little feet
At last, they had got rid of that horrible car seat,
She sat in her new buggy and stretched her little legs
Her little face was smiling and showing her toothy pegs
She spent her mornings on the beach in snazzy kid sunglasses
And after lunch, Kate had booked some Spanish dancing classes
Now Olive is a fair-skinned child and prone to getting burned
But Katie didn't think so and appeared unconcerned.
One night a lady mentioned that Olive was quite red
And maybe Kate should try and put a sunhat on her head?
Well, Katie went ballistic she said 'What do you mean?
'Olive is a bespoke child who does not need sunscreen!
'Her skin is naturally tanned her hair is flaxen gold
I'm going to ring Wayne Lineker and tell him I've been trolled!
So next day Olives lying on her own bespoke sunbed
Her skin is slowly turning 50 shades of red
But Olive is not bothered sizzling in the heat
Cos at least she isn't curled up in that manky old car seat
Brilliant!!!!!
 
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Nosey8518

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Asif this guy is this slim look as his swede 😳😳😳 I seen the anglesey trip away for his birthday he is huge the beer belly don't lieeeeeee or the fire place 😂😂😂

These are hilarious!!!! Kate you are a mess the nose is getting bigger and bigger 🤢
Where is this pic from?
 
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