I swear she never called her ma Mez until she read it here
We need to get the Britney conspiracy theorists onto Delo. They’d have a field day #findtherealdelo #freematthewdelamereHe was running away from her the other week without any bleeping shoes on he couldn’t bear to talk to her now the melt has dropped down on one knee. Nah he’s a hostage I’m sure of it
Think she was gifted some elle Sera the other week, so disappointedI thought Elissa didn't know who kate haze der is, ffs
I do have to ask… was it a lady? I thought it was a fella 🫣“The lady playing the bagpipes was SO SO LOUD… so I pushed my sleeping child right in front of them” 🥹🫶
Yeah but have you said something from here out loud by accident then looked around to see if anyone twigs the neologisms are really addictive, I don't even realise I'm saying it.I swear she never called her ma Mez until she read it here
I can't ever understand what she types but did she imply she followed him to the bog?No I’m not having it.
She’s not showing the ring because I reckon it’s gifted and she’d have to declare AD and it’ll be tit and she knows we’ll rip her a knew one.
Second of all if I’d have paid £220 for a NYE event and my gammon said I’m going the toilet at midnight you’d go along with it. You’d say hang on go in a minute.
The only reason you’d go along with it and think oh best take him is because he’s quite clearly severely anaemic, 6 stone wet through and now has urgency to go the toilet at the stroke of midnight.
Get that man the hospital.
The engagement makes no sense what so ever, she’s so full of tit. She is a compulsive liar, remember the story of her labour that was full of loop holes as well.
Have to have a good memory to be a good liar.
Also her body shapes the bleeping ringer of Gru off despicable me no wonder it took him 6 months to pluck up the courage
yeah I regularly use “built like a fruit machine” and panic the moment it leaves my lips incase anyone I know gets onto meYeah but have you said something from here out loud by accident then looked around to see if anyone twigs
I was in homies with my mate and walked past truffs tatt and said "the truffle hogs shite" out loud. She didnt have a bleeping clue but my arse fell out, scanning the shop to see if anyone picked up on it
She has to wipe his botty.I can't ever understand what she types but did she imply she followed him to the bog?
I knew someone once who used to follow their fella to the loo and stand outside waiting for him to come out, even if she didn't need to go for a wee herself at the same time. Like literally follow him and wait outside the toilet! . It was before group chats so we used to literally have a group chat about her in the pub and talk about how embarrassing she was. Don't be that girl Truff.
I saw some girls reading Tattle in a soft play once and was so tempted to shout "read the wiki" to see if they would react! I could have made some real life KHM troll mates. I couldn't get close enough to see what thread they were on though - well I could've if I wanted to look like an actual maniac!Yeah but have you said something from here out loud by accident then looked around to see if anyone twigs
I was in homies with my mate and walked past truffs tatt and said "the truffle hogs shite" out loud. She didnt have a bleeping clue but my arse fell out, scanning the shop to see if anyone picked up on it
It was probably me, always browsing tattle in between telling my mate’s kids to piss off and play so I can concentrateI saw some girls reading Tattle in a soft play once and was so tempted to shout "read the wiki" to see if they would react! I could have made some real life KHM troll mates. I couldn't get close enough to see what thread they were on though - well I could've if I wanted to look like an actual maniac!
Haha my husband's mum told me the same thingMy gammon asked my dad, my dad told him he didn’t have a receipt for me so he couldn’t be giving me back again
When we first got married,we got pressured into doing the family thing as Nans etc getting old,I hated doing what everyone else wanted & refused it being filmed.We went to Vegas & renewed our vows it was just the two of us at The Chapel of Flowers & £250 Elvis wedding package (Tacky as but both in tears)with a live stream & helicopter to Grand Canyon,It was honestly the best day & should've done it that way the first time.Do it Gi it's mad going around Vegas in a Wedding dress & everyone wants to buy you drinks (bonus)When I get married it’s going to be Vegas with just me and him. Attention of any kind makes me physically sick. Don’t want one single friend or family member there. I’m weird
Nah it’s so funny they’re getting married when he clearly hates her. Makes me laugh when people settle. You really don’t have to
Ha ha ha if its Liverpool or Wirral the they're deffo on here!! Its one of the most popular threads that trends all too often, you couldnt not be if you're local and using Tattle.I saw some girls reading Tattle in a soft play once and was so tempted to shout "read the wiki" to see if they would react! I could have made some real life KHM troll mates. I couldn't get close enough to see what thread they were on though - well I could've if I wanted to look like an actual maniac!
The absolute dream! The tackiness of it all, I love it wouldn’t do it any other wayWhen we first got married,we got pressured into doing the family thing as Nans etc getting old,I hated doing what everyone else wanted & refused it being filmed.We went to Vegas & renewed our vows it was just the two of us at The Chapel of Flowers & £250 Elvis wedding package (Tacky as but both in tears)with a live stream & helicopter to Grand Canyon,It was honestly the best day & should've done it that way the first time.Do it Gi it's mad going around Vegas in a Wedding dress & everyone wants to buy you drinks (bonus)