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We should have a game of Birthday Bingo!
- Balon’s galore
- Breakfast in bed
- Counterfeit Goods
- Begged items from small local businesses she will never ever use for future spending.
- A montage of her “best bits”.
- Validation from strangers via constant reposts.
- Staged photos / videos implying DJ Indesit loves her.
- A DJ Set in the dogs bog.
- A rant / ramble of toxic bile.
- An obligatory picture in PJ’s in front of giant light up numbers.
- Massive bottle of Whispering Angle.
- Obligatory photo of stacks of designer carrier bags (which we will never see the contents of).
What a sad little staged life. While she celebrates I’m going to follow up on my complaint to Home Bargains. Read the wiki.
Adding to bingo
- a comparison photo of her all edited ‘at her unhappiest’ next to a highly edited picture of her now ‘living her best life’. Includes the phrases… Here’s to the next 30! Olive saved me! Living my best life! Found my soulmate! Lost people along the way but found my true ones!
We should have a game of Birthday Bingo!
- Balon’s galore
- Breakfast in bed
- Counterfeit Goods
- Begged items from small local businesses she will never ever use for future spending.
- A montage of her “best bits”.
- Validation from strangers via constant reposts.
- Staged photos / videos implying DJ Indesit loves her.
- A DJ Set in the dogs bog.
- A rant / ramble of toxic bile.
- An obligatory picture in PJ’s in front of giant light up numbers.
- Massive bottle of Whispering Angle.
- Obligatory photo of stacks of designer carrier bags (which we will never see the contents of).
What a sad little staged life. While she celebrates I’m going to follow up on my complaint to Home Bargains. Read the wiki.
- A video of Big O wishing her a happy birthday, followed by a gushing story of Truff saying that’s the best present ever
- A box of personalised birthday cookies
- Mentioning being in a calorie deficit even on her birthday
- Champagne for breakfast
- Mez coming round with a sellotaped up box of Celebrations with all the good ones missing
Why is a 30 year old Mother acting like a child on Christmas Eve?
Did no one give her the memo? Since when was turning 30 such a big drama? Feel ashamed for her.
Trolls, I really don’t get why she tells us she’s not perfect every single day. Has anyone ever said she is? Cos I mean it’s not the first thing I think when I look at her. Who’s ever gone up to her and said fuck me Kate, you’re so perfect… anyone??? Nah thought not
Happy birthday KHM and thanks for directing me to tattle! Don’t spend too long editing your legs and hands tiny, remember you’ve got to get your bespoke reason ready for her 7pm bedtime
Deffo think there’s going to be a proposal and I can’t wait for it. She’s going to be insufferable but you trolls are going to be on fire she’ll be fuming
Deffo think there’s going to be a proposal and I can’t wait for it. She’s going to be insufferable but you trolls are going to be on fire she’ll be fuming
Literally same C’mon Delo, give us the day we deserve!!!
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