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plonkington
VIP Member
Can someone tell her that being a mum isn’t a fucking personality
She’s as thick as chicken mints barb
Blair-Waldorf
VIP Member
Her hair looks like it’s been cut with a knife and fork. That zest is a pure shit hole
Also her manifesting didn’t work did it, best get the sun in on the reasons Barnet asap
Also her manifesting didn’t work did it, best get the sun in on the reasons Barnet asap
gigi_93
VIP Member
Hahaha she’s such a lying piece of shit. Bet her flaps still haven’t recovered from that tasselled monstrosity. What a time to be alive it was on this thread when she went to see the Balearic Botherer
Keera
VIP Member
this is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen. Using the scan pic for the revel was weird enough but I could almost see where her stupid truff logic was going with that, but the two of them drink out that mug in the privacy of their own home KNOWING that it’s not olive
do they just not acknowledge it? Do they act to each other as if it’s their scan? Like how did she show him that mug when she got it? What did she say?
Chatterbox2412
VIP Member
Imagine booking her to do your wedding make up and she’s online telling 180k people that she doesn’t wash her hair for weeks … she’s the most unprofessional creature going 
InfluenzaLyfe
Chatty Member
Why does she keep saying olive has a strict bedtime routine? Never known a kid to be in so many restaurants of a night, she stays up later than me.
Blahblahblahhhhhh
Chatty Member
I’m sorry but that is daylight robbery charging all that money for wedding make up when you’re using Superdrug make up that looks grimy and out of date. How much does she charge?
Half of them are probably testers that her sticky fingers have grabbed. Those brushes are literally sticking together because they’re caked in so much - you could probably do a full face with how much foundation is left on them rammy brushes. She’s literally got that DIOR bottle upside down to squeeze the dregs out.
I would be APPALLED if she turned up to do my wedding with all that junk, a coffee in one hand with her sunnies squashing her honk reckoning she’s a big time celeb. Absolutely embarrassing. Gross.
Half of them are probably testers that her sticky fingers have grabbed. Those brushes are literally sticking together because they’re caked in so much - you could probably do a full face with how much foundation is left on them rammy brushes. She’s literally got that DIOR bottle upside down to squeeze the dregs out.
I would be APPALLED if she turned up to do my wedding with all that junk, a coffee in one hand with her sunnies squashing her honk reckoning she’s a big time celeb. Absolutely embarrassing. Gross.
QueenBarb2
VIP Member
gifted ONE mug.Omg they're a pair of fucking scruffs. Proper bad smelly Meffs, they knock me sick !
Wonder if Le Creuset HQ know that Natalie in Cheshire Oaks is gifting people who've been in the echo for being racist homophobes free stuff...... I'm Off to tell them
I am absolutely crying
Nellie The Elephant
Well-known member
Absolutely sobbing at mum fish 
She talks (or types) like a fucking spam email.
I am mum fish.
She talks (or types) like a fucking spam email.
I am mum fish.
Belle Amie
VIP Member
Used to ride horses as a kid, went to Dubai since she was an embryo. You’d think Kate was living Gemma Owen’s life
Marmaladethecat
Well-known member
I don't get why anyone would ask her for style advice. From a caravan, to Milan and every event inbetween . Nope, not buying it. 100% written by KHM 
. Nope, not buying it. 100% written by KHM 
GiraffeFur
Chatty Member
1. Nobody here is saying you should be any which way size, they’re saying you lie. You lie about your size and try to make yourself look smaller, not cool.
2. Who on this earth is asking for ‘caravan hol outfits’.
3. Wearing any of those outfits on a caravan hol, you’re going to stand out as a twat.
4. She’s a meff.
2. Who on this earth is asking for ‘caravan hol outfits’.
3. Wearing any of those outfits on a caravan hol, you’re going to stand out as a twat.
4. She’s a meff.
