Katie Hayes #139 Instagram is not an airport, Kate, you don’t need to keep announcing your departure..

[JoeExotic]

She’s taking the piss out of her mum for using “bright pink lipstick as blusher” and then proceeds to use “cream blush” in this shade… her mums probably looks better

She is one boggin, clatty, smelly looking bastard. She looks like she’s stuck her head in a chip pan. You’ve got one bleeping child, how can you not find the time to wash your hair and do a bit of skincare you absolute STATE?!

 

[Keera]

How unprofessional taking your toddler to work. Anyone in the real world would be told to take an emergency annual leave or an unpaid day if they didn’t have childcare.

Did she duck give up her cArEeR to become a mum. She gave up her career because she’s either A) a lazy bleep who thinks they can beg for every bleeping freebie under the sun or B) she’s skint and can’t afford the childcare.
Theres no shame in being a stay at home mum flat tits, if that’s what you really want to do. I stay at home with mine because I can, and it’s a lot harder than being at work.

this is one thing out of all her craziness I just cannot fathom - how she has the balls to march into a shoot/bridal suite with a one year old in tow or worse still invite the brides into her smelly home on their wedding day!!!!!!!
I just cannot get over how she thinks this is acceptable although it’s probably because she sees the kardashians taking their children to “work” with them.

can’t wait for olive to be a typical toddler and break or ruin something extremely expensive and our khm to be liable for the lot!

 

[noseycow08]

If your doing a tutorial why not have all your products set up ready ? I don’t understand the constant looking down fiddling through stuff to find what she needs like girl your meant to be a make up artist I see better tutorials from 16 year olds on tik tok !!!!

 

[gossip29]

She’s one gormless looking bleep isn’t she

 

[Violetx]

Did she duck give up her cArEeR to become a mum. She gave up her career because she’s either A) a lazy bleep who thinks they can beg for every bleeping freebie under the sun or B) she’s skint and can’t afford the childcare.
Theres no shame in being a stay at home mum flat tits, if that’s what you really want to do. I stay at home with mine because I can, and it’s a lot harder than being at work.

When she was pregnant she talked about how she was going back to work within like 6 weeks or something. She had workshops booked in Ireland. Then the pandemic started, so obvs could not work. Nothing to do with ‘giving her career up for Olive.’ She’s got no career now due to her own actions, but obviously makes her feel better to blame that on her reason

 

[gossip29]

So she got them 470 followers when she’s got 185k??? Fukin hell kate I wouldn’t be bragging about this

 

[JoeExotic]

When she was pregnant she talked about how she was going back to work within like 6 weeks or something. She had workshops booked in Ireland. Then the pandemic started, so obvs could not work. Nothing to do with ‘giving her career up for Olive.’ She’s got no career now due to her own actions, but obviously makes her feel better to blame that on her reason

That’s right! Big bleeping liar. Was this also when she said she’d be going to the gym 5 days a week?

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

She’s one gormless looking bleep isn’t she

It’s the eyebrows. Elliot Gould would be proud of a pair like that..

 

[Abongo2]

She’s one gormless looking bleep isn’t she

Looks like she’s caught a wiff of her own arse.

 

[Hereforthegossss]

Nahhh these quotes she's started are one of the most cringeworthy things she's done yet. I'm dying for her. She needs to stop it immediately.
Proper ripping off that Steven everyone reposts. She's got as many ideas of her own as she has clean knickers.
bleeping embarrassing.

 

[Rebsp1]

What is this?
Is she trying to rebrand as some kind of motivational speaker??
Got to have some grasp of the English language to be able to do that, you illiterate barnacle.

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Literally makes duck all sense

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Why the duck is she trying to be Megan rose lane. Soft bleep hasn’t got an original bone in her body. bleeping lazy flump

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

She’s an idiot, I thought she said the meaning of life is to live a meaningful life, she’s the most ridiculously pointless person I have ever had the misfortune to come across.

 

[Perfectsmile01]

She is one boggin, clatty, smelly looking bastard. She looks like she’s stuck her head in a chip pan. You’ve got one bleeping child, how can you not find the time to wash your hair and do a bit of skincare you absolute STATE?!

Clatty mare Joe

 

[Hereforthegossss]

She's just posted another one....

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

This is *exactly* why we know she hasn’t got genuine mental illness. If you are genuinely depressed or suffering anxiety; hearing about how other people have it worse DOES NOT HELP OR MAGICALLY CURE YOU. It makes you feel worse that you’re unhappy when you have stuff you should be grateful for.

This is so bleeping dangerous. There could be young mums with PND reading this tit and feeling a million times worse, because she’s telling them they should be grateful they’re not terminally ill. bleeping twit.

No one is waking up today having lost their battle of life Truff, kinda the point, you blundering bleeping imbecile.

I'm in a bad mood today, i don't have any MH issues and never have, but something very very small is causing me anxiety today which is manifesting physically as a migraine. In the same way that I am unable to prevent a nerve in my brain blowing up people with MH are unable to just stop feeling what they feel just because someone else has it worse. It's a chemical reaction Truff, if it could be switched on and off don't you think people would have been doing that for centuries?

 

[Blahblahblahhhhhh]

Olive climbing in the cupboard to escape her nightmare of a ma. Begging to stay home and play in her bedroom corner of the kitchen but instead she’s been dragged to watch her mum cake on foundation and breathe green smog in people’s faces while banging on abar the trollz.

 

[whatholsays]

Welcome pull up a seat. Did you read all 4 pages on it though. Honestly this thread is the funniest one on here.

i read part one and two then went down the rabbit hole of her instagram accounts, i’m still trying to work out how the hobbit sized garage living room is even habitable with a 1 year old.

 

[Memyself]

She needs her serotonin dosage lowering. She’s manic

 

[Shazblag]

Ive been awake since 6.30 and for the past 3 hours I have spent far to much time trying to fathom out what this 2nd to last sentence means. Im a bit old but Im not classed as thick or have lost my marbles yet I dont think. Its like trying to decipher the enigma.