Katie Hayes #125 My Vag-ina has just made the Windows shutdown noise. The Delo Effect

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Congrats xx, make sure your mini is as smooth as a dolphin, (aka a scabby spotty mess)
 
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Wew Narna.... you are on a mission! I've given up with the bint! I don't get how she's this untouchable! Last week I parked a little over the parking lines on the school run (not zig zags, just a little over another parking bay, but can't blame me, as there was a huge van in the one next to me.... I'm not paper thin), but anyway I had received a call that day to inform me that my kid had a twisted ankle, so I done my best to get as close as possible. As if being in a huge rush after finishing my real job, and collecting my bespokes from two different settings.... When approaching my car there was a a women stood next to my car, exclaiming that I had parked selfishly, so then some of the school mum mafia pure had me out over it never wanted to throw the mouldy banana, rotting away in my car at someone's face so much in my life.

Soz about the rant lads but truff and her shitty, guilt free behaviour pure pisses me off!

Ps truffle tits wears her knickers inside out, to get two days out of them!

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Oh how lovely. I do hope your bespoke comes complete with a californian tan
 
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Same here Narna. They’ve saw ALL the tweets but not getting back. Time for number 4 messsge to them I think
 
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Shes the image of simpleton Harry Hill isn’t she
 
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Congrats troll! Make the scrambled eggs and blueberries now so they're cold enough for when you're a weanin momma
 
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Absolutely loving the congratulations and best pregnancy advice comments!
 
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Congratulations!!!! Start cooking the scrambled egg now so it has time to get stone cold.
 
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I really wish I had her time yano what a life


People
Over the age of 16 should
Not be wearing Ugg’s
Oh don’t say that. I love mine, so cosy! Although I am not falcon icon so I don’t wear them with bin bag coats and photoshop, maybe that’s ok
 
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