Kate King

[friedeggontoast]

I miss Kate

 

[Delia Smith]

I wish she’d come back with a new lover grandad in tow

 

[inyo]

People are horrified at this girl managing to fail foundation GCSE maths three times. Imagine if they heard about ar Kate

 

[Don’tStart]

And we all remember where we were… well, people of a certain age do anyway…

 

[Don’tStart]

Obsessed with Kate announcing that she once shat herself in a lift

 

[Geetbo]

Obsessed with Kate announcing she shat herself in a lift


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Obsessed with Kate announcing she shat herself in a lift

I blame Ann’s jam.

 

[friedeggontoast]

Obsessed with Kate announcing that she once shat herself in a lift

Im imagining a lift full of people whilst R Kate has a meltdown and wees herself

 

[Don’tStart]

Crying at someone going clubbing and showing everyone a black-and-white photo of Kate in which she bares a striking resemblance to a Victorian child whilst dancing to 212

 

[Don’tStart]

Lock up your Grandads x

 

[inyo]

She looks 94 and 7 at the same time. Classic Kate.

 

[Kat5998]

I’m crying

 

[knivesnflowers]

She looks like Martin Clunes.

btw i cannot get this out my head like martin clunes in a ratty brown wig has mentally moved in and won't bleeping leave !!!

 

[inyo]

Is this the most liked tweet with reference to Kate so far?

 

[Kat5998]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”

 

[hogwartsdropout]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”


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The way I ran here when I saw this also the irony isn’t lost on me with Kate telling people to get a job.

 

[knivesnflowers]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”


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just came here to link this omg this is our wagatha christie get them to the high court neow

 

[Geetbo]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”


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Is it her actual dad or just a pensioner she met down Aldi? Who knows.

 

[Don’tStart]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”


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Practically sprained my ankle running here after I tripped over the irony that’s lost on Kate along the way

“I like Ann but Ann’s jam doesn’t like me” - Stunning inspirational quote
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just came here to link this omg this is our wagatha christie get them to the high court neow

“For a few years now someone who I trusted to follow me on my Instagram, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok accounts has been consistently informing Twitter and Tattle of my private posts and stories such as when I posted about how Ann’s Jam went through me like a dose of salt.

It's..... Shirley Carter’s Pussy’s account”

*cue duff-duff*

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

“Just to be clear I NEVER had diarrhoea”


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She really isn’t cut out for internet life is she? Also isn’t diarrhoea and a really upset stomach the same thing?

 

[inyo]

Get a job? Oh I know that's not who I think it is