Kate King

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She talks about grandad like she’s lost her husband of 40+ years, not someone who she knew for 3 years. Ok they were clearly close but she seems to have latched onto him and mirrors the behaviour of the OAP couples she hangs around with like “bob and Judith” it’s bizzare
 
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I’m still not over the fact he was just a random fella and not in any way a biological grandparent
 
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I love the fact Bob and Judith are like a pair of sitcom characters that we never see. For some reason this is who I envisage when she talks about Bob and Judith

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Personally Uncle Gordon is my favourite supporting character. The pure venom when she would spit out "Don't tell Uncle Gordon I like these or he'll buy 100 packets" in the grocery hauls was always a highlight.
 
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She's played notable mothers in Ted Lasso and Succession, but now Dame Harriet Walter takes on her new role as Val "Valcna" King in the inevitable Kate King biopic...

Squashing moral filth and controlling Ar'Kate in a cinema near you soon!

 
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Feel like Sheridan Smith needs to appear in the biopic somewhere
 
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Personally Uncle Gordon is my favourite supporting character. The pure venom when she would spit out "Don't tell Uncle Gordon I like these or he'll buy 100 packets" in the grocery hauls was always a highlight.
Is he the one Kate isn’t allowed to see because he lives in a flat or something along those lines?
 
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Is he the one Kate isn’t allowed to see because he lives in a flat or something along those lines?
I believe so! As we all know, people who live in flats aren't allowed to receive visitors.
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Can't stop thinking about when she bragged that she spent the whole morning on her homework, then the next day the teacher ripped it up in front of the entire class
 
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omg I need to know more!
 
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omg I need to know more!
so do I but she didn't go into any more detail as far as I know. The fact she thought spending 2-3 hours on one piece of homework was a lot is funny though. From age 11 onwards I remember having essays and longer projects as homework each week which definitely took longer than 3 hours
 
I'm obsessed with this archive of Kate's lies. I'm still not convinced that she's not a fictional character.

 
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Same omg. It’s genuinely one of my favourite accounts on twitter, I’ve followed it for about 3 years now and it has provided me with daily laughs lmao
My absolute fave, they will not stop until they’ve taken down Lorraine Kelly.
 
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Let's document this for future generations

Grandmas:

Maternal
Paternal
Helen
Jen
Pauline

Grandads:

Maternal
Paternal
Paternal step-grandad who is also her uncle
Leslie
John
Henry

Which ones am I missing?
 
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oh my god. looked for a kate forum a couple of months ago and couldn't find one so i'm completely made up about finding this tonight hahaha

val is a cow but to be fair if i had a traumatic forceps delivery and the baby turned out to be kate i'd be fucking evil too.

horrendously weird post from her facebook attached.

 
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