Jules Coffey

[Bellowingcow]

Pssst… Jules… we don’t care about your Avo oil, ghee, organic tomato paste, preservative free whole meal Lebanese bread. FFS. No one cares. And also, that isn’t a fecking pizza.

 

[notgifted]

I hope those girls fill their pockets to the brim with candy to sneak home, but I bet Jules is the sort of buzz kill mother who would strip searched them to look for contraband just like a prison.

Imagine the Coffey’s trick or treat basket at the front of their house - handing out cut up veggie sticks, seaweed packs, spirulina smoothies & bamboo toothbrushes

 

[peanutsauce]

Gosh she is such a fun suck. Not even one day after Christmas and the tree is out the door and everything back to boring and beige.

 

[stopitpleaseandthanks]

Seriously! the food shaming is getting ridiculous now. It’s so sad, how can she not realise she’s doing it? Or she doesn’t care? Poor Hadley.

 

[GeorgieBox]

I too am also overwhelmed when I have basic chores to do and meals to prep.. without having to do a full days paid work too.
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up. This fucking moaning is so tone deaf. No one asked you to make a fucking planner. Or have children and whine in your giant house. Get a fucking grip and take a Valium.

 

[Jasper19690]

Can't stand Stephluck also. She overdramatises every situation and posts the stupidest things

Why cant Jules just feed her baby pumpkin, beans, carrots etc. Why does she need to put all of that other suff in it. She is not testable to 95% of mums at all. Who has time to source those ingredients and prepare all of that, most of us have jobs to go to as well.

 

[clickbait queens]

Jules commented on Sarah kearns new reel on instagram last night from her private account, so after her doing a high and mighty post about stepping away from social media and being more present she’s actually just full of shit! Why not just say we want a more private life and I’ll still be on socials but only from my private account posting to family and friends

 

[emmygluewho]

Jules is a typical Middle Aged white woman who married rich and now spends her days being a “doula” lol and whinging about her children. She is a very important person if you didn’t know.

And 'friends' with The Kearns. I mean that says it all.

 

[notgifted]

Holy! I’ve found a Jules thread!
thus woman is the epitome of boring! Well unless you count food shaming a young girl or a beige home good content? I follow her, but by god everything she posts makes me think she’s really suffering with internal demons surrounding food and mess, what sort of life has she had to be like this?
Also I have zero clue how Jules could be friends with Sarah Scab Kearns, it makes no sense at all! What Sarah feeds her kids would be enough alone to have Jules rocking in a corner

 

[BS DETECTOR]

Hope Jules survived packing those boxes in her 3 million dollar house today. Poor pet

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Alright, I made those spirulina panna cottas (not sure why Jules’s are pale blue?). And my baby bloody loved it . I will be making more, because I now have a whole bag of spirulina to use up. Super messy, but a great texture for babies. They just taste like coconut. Highly recommended .

 

[Dagwooddogstew Lou]

When your kids are fussy? I’m sorry what? This kid has 48 different ingredients in every organic home cooked meal. Seriously stfu. Get back to me when all your kid will eat all the time is nuggets and apple juice.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I know it’s all fake friends for the Gram, but her and Sarah Kearns are the most unlikely pairing. Jules going on about first paddlepops or her kids not knowing how to eat an ice block. Sarah’s kids guzzling soft drink and milkshakes 24/7. And yeah, my friends and I parent our kids differently. But Jules’s entire smug attitude over it is not comparable with the Kearns at all.

 

[justjumpingonhere]

This is one of the very few times I’ve considered writing to an influencer. I want to tell her to stop the food shaming. It upsets me so much to see her doing it multiple times a day to this poor darling little girl.

 

[scummyinfluxencer]

Yeah this ain’t it Jules, how drawn out was this announcement for a frickin planner

 

[GeorgieBox]

She’s not against sunscreen. The post she shared just highlighted that some sunscreens don’t contain certain chemicals.

That post is greenwashing and indicates the account does not understand the terms “chemical” (everything is a chemical) and “toxic”. It’s anti science nonsense. The account is run by a nutritionist, not an expert.

 

[notgifted]

She feeds her poor little kids like sparrows, it’s actually something that really makes my blood boil, if your kids are growing and they are hungry just please fucking feed them! It’s so dangerous the comments she makes constantly about Hadley wanting food, well fuck me - maybe she’s hungry!

 

[lifeispeachy]

She should be grateful her child loves to eat! So many parents struggle… she’s also the cutest one of the girls….

 

[GeorgieBox]

Hand on heart those girls will be bingeing on anything and everything n when they have some agency. Imagine being told no ice cream or dessert because it’s naughty? They will be hoovering up cake at birthday parties.

 

[BS DETECTOR]

Is it just me or is this trip boring af??! Lol. Same boring shit as at home. Jules attempting to be funny but just coming across as a controlling bitch.