Jules Coffey

[justjumpingonhere]

Not relatable at all. With a real nasty streak she barely hides. You can tell she judges people who don’t look like her, eat like her, live like her. She would hate 85% of her own followers if she met them.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Does she have the follower base to support this? Most of the big mummy bloggers she’s friendly with are already tapped out at three content babies kids. Who will be buying this?

 

[GeorgieBox]

Tell me you have issues with food without telling me you have issues with food it’s the star eyes emoji for me - imagine making that kind of commentary about your girls on a public page!! Good little Emmi has half but little piggy Haddie licks the bowl, poor little sweetheart. Most kids lick the damm bowl!

I feel like Haddie being enthusiastic about her food is basically her entire content angle. The only thing in her life that has colour or interest or personality. Everything is neurotic beige boring stream of consciousness rambling

 

[scummyinfluxencer]

This just doesn’t sit right with me.
Let the poor kids indulge in some party food for one day, it won’t kill them Jules’
The constant projecting of your own food issues onto them probably will though!

 

[AAEEM]

Thank god for this quick edit…. I almost thought she ate dessert for a second!!

 

[HamBelly]

I said this in the aus influencers thread before this one was made but seriously, her put downs of Hadley are too much and I would never have noticed had it not been pointed out here. In her recent stories about their flight she’s put her down about food AGAIN, even writing ‘LOL’ next to her because she’s doing a pose/being a normal kid. Give her a break, let her be. It breaks my heart. If Jules is willing to put those comments online you can only imagine what she must say to Hadley and how she treats her.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Stoppppp talking about their food choices . Can she not give it a rest, even on holidays?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Mmmm spirulina panna cotta. My favourite!!

 

[BS DETECTOR]

All that money and I can’t understand why she doesn’t fix those teeth
I think it’ll be a flop. She should be brought something out 3-5 years ago when she was bigger and the Instagram wasn’t over saturated with 20 something year olds.

 

[jumble]

She has a huge issue with not being able to stay home and just enjoy her house.. they could’ve had the kids babysat and gone out for a nice dinner and spent time alone together at home, or gone away for one night to celebrate their anniversary.. it’s not even their wedding anniversary. I hope during summer she is able to slow down and let her kids enjoy being home and living a normal routine. We do two reasonable holidays a year and a couple weekends away, which I know is very very lucky and we’re very privileged, but if I ever suggest a couple of nights away in the city my husband always reminds me that we have a nice house and can do the same things at home, these people built a huge house, got a pool, live right near the beach, and they are away every school holidays and almost every weekend it feels like. I just think this is her filling some void.

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

I saw her in the wild today eating hot chips and deep fried spring rolls at 10AM. The baby was having hot chips too. What happened to the spirulina and liver patè……

Honestly, good for her. Hopefully the social media break has done her well and she’s not such an uptight bitch any more!

 

[Kalesmoothie]

I actually thought of Jules yesterday at a birthday party. you could tell the kids who grow up around sweets and “sometimes” foods being normalised vs those who are restricted. The first group had a few things and went and played. the latter barely strayed from the tables of food and one even vomited. Our kids are so sensitive and clever. Absolutely nothing wrong with making sure they have a healthy diet and are well fed, but this restriction so bad. i’m glad we don’t make a big deal of food, my kids will eat fruit and veggies willingly and not gorge themselves on sweets! it’s all about balance. i feel for her girls 🫤

 

[ellobird]

Gosh she is such a fun suck. Not even one day after Christmas and the tree is out the door and everything back to boring and beige.

Why get a giant real tree to take it straight down again?

Also off on 5 weeks holidays? Jeez relatable much

 

[Kip]

Ugh.. I don’t mind Jules too much usually. But the whole “her body is just doing its thing” with a sick baby. Would it have hurt her to give her some Panadol if she was so miserable! And can’t help herself but pop in the ‘rare’ humble brag visit to the doctors. So privileged.

 

[Bellowingcow]

Ummm have I got this right…. Jules and the husband have gone to Sydney to ‘celebrate Cedar’s birthday’ yet they don’t appear to have taken Emmie and Hadley
How odd not to celebrate Cedar’s birthday as a family.

 

[ellobird]

Hope Jules survived packing those boxes in her 3 million dollar house today. Poor pet

It’s okay they’re off on a 3 day holiday today with just the baby, although she can’t stop complaining about the baby not sleeping and asking for “snacks” (sure she is) and then mentioning her husband is working (yes love to keep you in the constant holiday lifestyle to which you’ve become accustomed)

 

[GeorgieBox]

Not to mention the ones recommended come in tiny tubes and cost an arm and a leg. Regular families can’t afford those. Again with the privilege. Surely any sunscreen is better than none?

I noticed they were all spf 30, and the “evil” ones were spf 50…

It’s absolute fear mongering at it’s best. You would have to be eating the sunscreen by the truckloads to get the “endocrine disrupting” effects… this is all based on research on mice… the person she’s referred to has just read some buzzwords and amped up the fear factor. It’s like saying coffee could be associated with cancer… because people who got cancer happened to drink coffee. People like Jordie pie face and Jules herself need to go and get a legitimate education.
Ps anyone can call themselves a nutritionist, it’s not a protected title.

 

[AMH]

I was just looking at this story and noticed that she’s got aaaaaaalll these ‘experts’ listed…and not one of them is a doctor or obstetrician! Like, I’m not surprised, but it’s just so telling.

 

[Jasper19690]

She just posted about her pool and mentioned their 'next build'. Meanwhile some people can't even afford a rental property yet she lives in a huge place and talking about building their next home. People like this are never happy with what they have

 

[unhinched]

Something boring like "empowering birth affirmation cards" or some such wanky thing.

Imagine if that took them two years to launch. They were supposed to release it before Cedar was born though. I can’t type the name Cedar without rolling my eyes. Hadley and Cedar are ridiculous names.