Jules Coffey

[Plot twist: no one asked.]

I love that she needs to tell us AGAIN “we don’t do dessert” We know Jules… you’re holier-than-thou! You’ve told us many times

It’s the write up for me always the huge write up, always the same thing. It’s been the same since Emmi was a baby. You could play a drinking game with the crap she spews and would get drunk so quickly. Organic this that, planning a new build/holiday, anxiety because of mess, anxiety because of kids, loves kids so much she could cry, house reset, getting some sun/vit D. I don’t even need to look at her account and I could bet most of what I’ve just written have come up lately!

 

[DoomScroller]

Agreed... that book is massive. Just what people want to be carrying around!

What a poorly thought out business idea.

It hurts my brain... these people use an APPLICATION ON THEIR PHONE every day to share their bizzzzness ideas... and then go and create a paper based product that cannot be easily changed... unlike an APPLICATION that can have the content update as often as is needed.... do you see where I am going with this Jules... APPLICATIONS that can be accessed on android and iphone... there's an idea there some where.

 

[ellobird]

When your kids are fussy? I’m sorry what? This kid has 48 different ingredients in every organic home cooked meal. Seriously stfu. Get back to me when all your kid will eat all the time is nuggets and apple juice.

but she managed to find a spirulina smoothie at the breakfast buffet

 

[leeeeleeee]

I’ll post up all her boring as fuck stories for you

Lol thank you… blinded by the beige.

 

[BS DETECTOR]

I love the condescending “first paddle pop” or only a treat once a month chocolate type posts she does. We get it Jules you are sahhhh healthy. She is very thing in real life. No body shape or tone to her at all though.

 

[yepgoodthanks]

Would it kill her to brush and/or tie up Emmy's hair once in a while? Geez louise it always looks so bedraggled.

 

[AAEEM]

I think she just put her heart and soul into seeing Steph Pase make money off her planners and wanted to do the same thing.

Haha this was my thought exactly! Copied Steph Pase, just added a pregnancy spin to it!

 

[Kalesmoothie]

some of the legends on the Kearns thread are onto it! @Watermeloncracker @jsummo just posting here for this thread

 

[jumble]

Guys, not sure if it’s just me being thick, but is her reveal / launch still not a launch? Does she say what the product or service is?
Stop talking in riddles and say what the fuck you are offering

Yeah I came here to literally see if anyone else was confused… they haven’t explained anything at all.

 

[notgifted]

I'm pretty new to Tattle and I am so unsurprised to find a thread on Jules Coffey. I have to say, she has irritated more than any influencer I have ever come across. I haven't followed her for years though, she is just too vile. We had our babies at the same time and her posts were so ick. She wasted so much time giving minute by minute blow by blow accounts of her breastfeeding issues. Like, it wasn't easy for me either but we really didn't need to know how many ml she expressed at each pumping. Her very honest account of motherhood was utter drivel. I am a writer and I used her as the basis for a very vapid, self focused, narc mother who dresses her kids only in organic linen and only lets her kids play with wooden toys as a character in a short story. I'm pretty sure it was around the time she renovated while pregnant cause I stole that too Poor Jules is just always so hard done by.

We love new friends like you

 

[notgifted]

This just doesn’t sit right with me.
Let the poor kids indulge in some party food for one day, it won’t kill them Jules’
The constant projecting of your own food issues onto them probably will though!

Exactly!! How fucking wrong is this! She’s a proper bitch, can’t go to the party herself so this is her way of trying to control them from afar. I hope they tip that shit out and mine their pockets with as much candy to gobble as they can!
Oh what’s the bet she dresses them in clothes with no pockets or hiding spots for lollies fuck this women has some issues

 

[Sleepyapple]

All that she’s given them there really is half a piece of toast…

No wonder Hadley is showing binging behaviours already.

I don’t think Hadley is showing binging behaviours. That’s just Jules presentation of her.

 

[vanilla latte please]

Nah mate, that looks and tastes like leaves the battered stuff in the background looks great though!

 

[Pandamonium2114#]

Tell me you're raising your children with food issues.... without telling me

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Am I taking her post the wrong way? Is that bitch making a passive aggressive comment about people who have reborn dolls?
Alot of people who have those are people who cant have or having had children. The dolls gives these people alot of comfort. She has been blessed to have 3 kids and she is making fun of this. If she is so freaked out about it why is she part of the Facebook group? Just to make fun of them?

I’m guessing she’s in a generic Christmas group and people are sharing? I thought she was pretty respectful to be honest, but probably better to just not mention it at all. They freak me the fuck out too, but I’m glad that people enjoy them. It’s that uncanny valley for me where once something is too realistic, it becomes creepy.

 

[Leeeleee]

I really like Jukes, she makes me chuckle. I think she’s got a pretty dry sense of humour, but I really think she’s got some serious anxiety going on. To have 3 young kids and maintain that level of control of their diet, their house remains spotless, it’s a lot and must be so mentally exhausting for her. I also sense a shift since Cedar but I suspect she has been struggling with her mental health. The week after Cedar’s birth seemed particularly harrowing but to her credit she didn’t go into detail for engagement purposes.

 

[Beakmouth]

What the fuck?!? I have never looked at this woman's page until now she is sick. Those poor kids. You don't need to starve them because they ate hot chipsThis bitch needs to be reported.

Omg she’s getting worse. Those poor little girls. They will be starving, there is no protein on that plate to keep their little tummies full.

 

[unhinched]

She seems to have lost a thousand or so followers. She obviously knows about this thread and is sharing less because of it..? I don’t normally listen to her talking stories in full but I did with these ones. She is “blocking out negative energy” and “some people just watch to troll behind the scenes” ok love honestly babe just shut your account and keep your little “private” one.

 

[notgifted]

Honestly… I am glad she seems to be doing well. I have had my criticisms on here but I feel that she’s probably not an awful person. Privileged, yes, but that doesn’t innoculate someone against the clear struggles with anxiety she has. Hopefully the hot chips are a good sign and at some point she is able to address her relationship with food as I do agree with what has been said about the impact it could have on her girls. I have a history of eating struggles myself and worry about this.

I actually saw her at a baby expo earlier this year and noticed when the person in front of me mentioned Insta, Jules got this look of dread on her face. I’m aware I’m probably too much of a softie for Tattle but I felt sorry for her. I can see why she would have decided to take a step back from social media if she was aware of this page, which I assume she was. Whatever her flaws, we only see a snapshot of an influencer and it must be rough to see what is written at times. Even if there is some truth to it. She and her husband were friendly and they spoke very warmly about all three of their girls, including Hadley.

I can accept the sentiments here, I have been critical of Jules in the past. The fact she clearly knew she had issues with social media and stepped back says a lot about her as a person, most of these other scabby grifters can’t do without the $$$ or the virtual pats on the back the engagement gives. They look healthy & happy, I assume the social break did them well, I wish they would unfriend the Kearns they are pack of cunts!

 

[vanilla latte please]

Why must she always suck the fun out of her kids lives? She is too much.

I wonder if the girls actually ate the lunch boxes or not….
I can see a future post praising Emmi for leaving the party food alone as she was full from her “fun” lunch box and another shamming Hadley for indulging