Jules Coffey

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I’m going to throw Jules a bone here because I feel bad for her business partner with her health problems.. get your website to come up when people google ‘your mindful mama’, it doesn’t show up anywhere on the first page when googled. Surely that’s the first step to getting your name out there.
I wonder how many they had ready to order.. it’s still saying 1309 in stock, last night, after a few hours live, it was 1326, so I don’t think they’re selling that fast….

I can imagine a first time mum carrying this around (for awhile at least) but can you imagine a mum taking this everywhere plus a toddler + pram + baby bag + snacks + water bottles etc etc! It’s hard enough carrying a blue book to a doctors appointment witch be cray.

Yeah I did a paper book for my first baby, until he was around 6 months old. It’s a novelty thing to have, but very very niche. People want fast, easy access (an app), not a keepsake that you have to buy again for your subsequent babies.

 

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Will we never not hear about the connection Jules and mikayla2.0 share over bloody menus and choosing their meal before going to the restaurant because *AnXiEtY* Must be all they have to talk about in their boring lives

 

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How’s her form, took this video to show Hadley, what? Show her a chocolate fountain or what she missed out on or what she would never have ever been allowed to eat. Yeah that’s seems nice.

 

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Looks like Jules is headed to the Kearns half house for the evening. Imagine all the sugar and treats 🫣

 

[stopitpleaseandthanks]

She seriously needs some therapy over her food issues. I think she’s jealous that Hadley just eats whatever she wants (with control of Jules) and has food freedom to an extent, which won’t last long with her as her mother.

 

[notgifted]

I hope those girls fill their pockets to the brim with candy to sneak home, but I bet Jules is the sort of buzz kill mother who would strip searched them to look for contraband just like a prison.

Imagine the Coffey’s trick or treat basket at the front of their house - handing out cut up veggie sticks, seaweed packs, spirulina smoothies & bamboo toothbrushes

 

[Dagwooddogstew Lou]

When your kids are fussy? I’m sorry what? This kid has 48 different ingredients in every organic home cooked meal. Seriously stfu. Get back to me when all your kid will eat all the time is nuggets and apple juice.

 

[notgifted]

When your kids are fussy? I’m sorry what? This kid has 48 different ingredients in every organic home cooked meal. Seriously stfu. Get back to me when all your kid will eat all the time is nuggets and apple juice.

Or dry toast & plain boiled pasta, I would rejoice if mine ate a nugget, Jules needs a reality check.

 

[ellobird]

When your kids are fussy? I’m sorry what? This kid has 48 different ingredients in every organic home cooked meal. Seriously stfu. Get back to me when all your kid will eat all the time is nuggets and apple juice.

but she managed to find a spirulina smoothie at the breakfast buffet

 

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Does this chick post anything other then holidays and random food pics? Oh I forgot her attempt at humour. Not much marketing for the new failed planners.. bust I assume

 

[GeorgieBox]

I too am also overwhelmed when I have basic chores to do and meals to prep.. without having to do a full days paid work too.
Jesus Christ, shut the duck up. This bleeping moaning is so tone deaf. No one asked you to make a bleeping planner. Or have children and whine in your giant house. Get a bleeping grip and take a Valium.

 

[Lerrrrrrt]

I am overwhelmed just reading her to do list that includes making three different types of dips, tabbouli (very labour intensive), corn fritters and chia pudding ! Tip to Jules, if you are feeling overwhelmed, maybe don’t add a list so long it could be a restaurant menu to your daily chores

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I too am also overwhelmed when I have basic chores to do and meals to prep.. without having to do a full days paid work too.
Jesus Christ, shut the duck up. This bleeping moaning is so tone deaf. No one asked you to make a bleeping planner. Or have children and whine in your giant house. Get a bleeping grip and take a Valium.

Isn’t that almost the literal definition of overwhelmed? Like if you were organised and knew what you should be doing and where to start, wouldn’t you just be “whelmed”

 

[GeorgieBox]

Isn’t that almost the literal definition of overwhelmed? Like if you were organised and knew what you should be doing and where to start, wouldn’t you just be “whelmed”

It’s all self inflicted. Imagine just having this to do and folding under the anxiety of it all. It’s literally house chores and meal prep. I just can’t with her self indulgent neuroticism.

 

[yepgoodthanks]

I too am also overwhelmed when I have basic chores to do and meals to prep.. without having to do a full days paid work too.
Jesus Christ, shut the duck up. This bleeping moaning is so tone deaf. No one asked you to make a bleeping planner. Or have children and whine in your giant house. Get a bleeping grip and take a Valium.

Lol at Jules stressing over chopping up rabbit food for dinner & doing jobs that could've been done over a number of days instead of crammed into a few hours. Hey why don't I get on the 'gram and have a whinge instead, that'll get the jobs ticked off! And she expects people to buy a mindful planner from her when she's panicking about salad. Oookkkkkkk

 

[ellobird]

She sent a planner to Jade Cottee who has shared it on her stories to “gift to someone you love” - the PR package is full of cookies and flowers and the book is ridiculously big

 

[notgifted]

She sent a planner to Jade Cottee who has shared it on her stories to “gift to someone you love” - the PR package is full of cookies and flowers and the book is ridiculously big

Danni Rogers just posted hers too, seems she’s gifted more than she’s sold at this point

 

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Danni Rogers just posted hers too, seems she’s gifted more than she’s sold at this point

At least Danni is pregnant. Half of them have gone to non-pregnant women! Still…Danni is more than half way through, right?

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

At least Danni is pregnant. Half of them have gone to non-pregnant women! Still…Danni is more than half way through, right?

She’s SURELY gotta be more than half way - she’s been banging on about it for ages! We get it love, your (fake) HG really sucks

 

[notgifted]

At least Danni is pregnant. Half of them have gone to non-pregnant women! Still…Danni is more than half way through, right?

That’s true, yeah, she’s 21 or so weeks now