Jules Coffey

[simoneanderscam]

I saw her in the wild today eating hot chips and deep fried spring rolls at 10AM. The baby was having hot chips too. What happened to the spirulina and liver patè……

I feel like she has some kind of eating issues. Probably binges like this and nothing else the rest of the day

 

[notgifted]

Oh LBD, she loves to have a crack at Kearns & now Coffeys love it!

 

[vanilla latte please]

Yawn. How boring. Let's put our guesses on how much it will be? $100?

$99.95 - to make it seem less than $100 to her followers

 

[Thatsmeinthecorner]

Hey Jules, maybe if you just got on with doing your laundry and skipped the setting up of the ring light to film and endlessly moan about said laundry, maybe then you’d be slightly less of a miserable sad sack. Also, try giving the baby some actual normal human food and a few less cod liver gummies and she might actually eat.

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She's pathetic. She and the baby always look starved.

 

[Snaggletooth]

I saw on the kearnts that the Coffey family is off insta this year.... 6th of Feb and I only just noticed that's now boring she is Hahahah

 

[notgifted]

My god I hope you cook it first

Jeez she’s intense about it. Calm down. No one cares about ghee. No one cares about wholemeal. Least not your own children. They care about not being hungry.

Cooked it? God no, Jukes told me that electrical frequency running through the food causes cancer and don’t get her started on the microwave

 

[DoomScroller]

She even managed to look bored in New York.

Who the heck cancels a trip to Disneyland when you’re already most of the way there!?!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

So she’s above Dr’s & their fucking voodoo medicines is she. It’s borderline child abuse to let a prolonged fever continue, while the child is woefully miserable, but it’s the same women who withholds food from her kids, so nothing shocks me anymore.
Hopefully cedar got something to help her ears, that would be the pits.

A fever and a chest that you can hear rattling!! Give the baby some pain meds and take her to a doctor!!! WTF.

 

[TilbyPl01]

A recipe book - 1000 ways to incorporate spiralina panacotta into your diet

 

[Babble3344]

I don't understand the germophobe rant about the play centre. Isn't she a doula? going into hospitals where she would be exposed to more diseases and gross things than a play centre? (I've seen how the cleaners 'clean' ) How does poor relatable Jules cope in the hospital? or does she only doula home births now?

 

[justjumpingonhere]

That Tupperware thing was her attempt to be “just like other mums” except she pulled out two containers and then pretended to be frustrated and it the whole staged “reality” thing was just awkward as fuck.

And then another dig at Haddie with food. I mean, do people laugh at that? That must be why she does it. She must think it’s a funny in-joke with her followers with people writing to her saying “oh haha funny Haddie loves her food!”.

So she’s just making fun of her own kid every single day to make strangers laugh. Nice.

 

[Amiritelads]

Just feed your damn child

 

[BitlateforMLM]

If her big reveal is an app with some type of meditation track, then I hope it’s not her voice because that’s too painful to listen to even on the ‘reveal’ video

 

[makeitstop]

No Disneyland for the girls.

 

[makeitstop]

Didn’t she say before they left that they weren’t doing Disneyland anyway? I can’t imagine cutting a holiday short and missing the best part for the kids… even if you do have a shit week, get over it and soldier on. You knew you were taking a 6 month old on a long holiday, surely you expected to be tired.

All I remember is her complaining about the cost of tickets and how much fun not that it was going to be for her, I must of missed that where she bailed, I feel for the two older girls as the holiday seems to have been a bore fest.

 

[Thod]

Wow that’s crazy! so much money lost! I wonder what happened!

I suspect that they realised that travel with 3 young kids is fkn hard work even if you fly business class.

Blind Freddy could have seen that it would be difficult.

 

[Bellowingcow]

Ugh.. I don’t mind Jules too much usually. But the whole “her body is just doing its thing” with a sick baby. Would it have hurt her to give her some Panadol if she was so miserable! And can’t help herself but pop in the ‘rare’ humble brag visit to the doctors. So privileged.

I came here to say this. She has been annoying me all week with this ‘body doing its thing’ spiel. I am a parent who doesn’t rush their kids off to the doctor everytime they have a cold, but if they are miserable, feverish etc, I sure as fuck give them Panadol or nurofen to help them.

 

[unhinched]

So they’ve just had/are on ANOTHER three week holiday.. Does NSW have a three week school holiday at this time of the year or have they taken Emmi out of school again? Not that I have a particular problem with it (I homeschool my daughter) but at what point does the school go ah so yeh you can’t take your kid out of school every five minutes maybe you should homeschool her since you’re always away.

 

[Jasper19690]

Considering she posted yesterday about being so anxious she couldn’t do her grocery shopping it seems in really poor taste to mock people for something which brings them joy & comfort.
Aren’t the dolls used with dementia patients who think they’ve got a baby etc. Jules has so much more than most, have a little compassion

It's because the entitled bitch expects everyone else to have empathy for her dealing with her mental health issue but has no consideration or care for anyone else's mental health issue.
She is a fucking immature bitch acting like she is still in high school. Fucking mocking people like that. She needs to grow the fuck up.
I fucking messaged her about this it infuriated me so much but no reply.

 

[beby]

Heart and soul into a planner Hilarious.