Jules Coffey

[justjumpingonhere]

I see she’s gifted one to Bron Delaivuna with other gift items - who is one of those distance reiki liar bullshitters who is about 6 weeks pregnant.

Of course it has photos of her all through it.

 

[beby]

I was expecting a big behemoth of a diary, but it looks so small?

I still can’t believe she’s come out with a paper product. I used an app through all of my pregnancies and my eldest is 6 🫠. The apps have all the stuff she’s talking about, just without the woo woo and 3kg of paper to lug around.

I can imagine a first time mum carrying this around (for awhile at least) but can you imagine a mum taking this everywhere plus a toddler + pram + baby bag + snacks + water bottles etc etc! It’s hard enough carrying a blue book to a doctors appointment Bitch be cray.

 

[Kalesmoothie]

finally live 🥱 who had $99.95 on their bingo card

ETA- they’re not even in stock!!!

 

[unhinched]

She’s said in the past he’s in commercial finance, crypto and currency trading. She shared the name of his business on her house build page, I will try and remember it. So they’re way past just earning a wage. He must get major commissions on finance and I have no idea about the others. Which is crazy cos the guy doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re.

 

[vanilla latte please]

So they get chips and a decent size meal while the girls have to share a burger and a tiny side of carrots and dip and a tiny bowl of tiny avo dip

How do the girls even accept this? No way would my child happily eat carrot sticks while I had chips

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I too am also overwhelmed when I have basic chores to do and meals to prep.. without having to do a full days paid work too.
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up. This fucking moaning is so tone deaf. No one asked you to make a fucking planner. Or have children and whine in your giant house. Get a fucking grip and take a Valium.

Isn’t that almost the literal definition of overwhelmed? Like if you were organised and knew what you should be doing and where to start, wouldn’t you just be “whelmed”

 

[BitlateforMLM]

On holidays again

 

[lisaann13]

They probably paid a portion with frequent flyer points if not all. If you run your own business it’s easy to accumulate heaps of points by paying bills with affiliated credit cards etc

 

[Don't_ask_what_I_drive]

She clearly never spends any time in the real world. Most people don't use journals, notebooks or diaries anymore. Everything is digital! What happens if you get to an appointment and forget your planner?

 

[screenfreelookatme]

There’s nothing in lose lunchboxes to fill a child up.

Oh cool, is that it? I’m glad you’re the expert and didn’t bother to take her to be assessed by a doctor until now. Also have given her zero pain relief for her ears or throat or to relieve the fever that’s been going on for ages and making her miserable and whatever else is hurting

I don’t jump to giving my kids pain meds either, but if they’re clearly uncomfortable with a fever of course we give them something. It doesn’t stop the body from “doing it’s thing”. We also take them to a doctor so that we know what’s wrong and whether pain relief is needed. Cedar is a baby. Things can turn quickly.

 

[peanutsauce]

The photo of “my loves” without Haddie is just so mean. Seriously, she doesn’t even try to hide it!

 

[AAEEM]

My god, she is soooo disordered with food imagine putting this onto your children. I made a big effort tonight with my 5 yo to talk about everyday food/treat food to help with balance and made sure I didn’t say good/bad food. Star eyes cause she didn’t want to eat!

Maybe the baby wants “normal” baby food?

 

[BS DETECTOR]

Wtf nitrate free. Jules you got some issues around food. Seriously. Point that pale nose in the air a little higher

 

[BS DETECTOR]

So what’s everyone thinking Jules “too secret project” she’s worked Soooooo hard on for two years if you didn’t know. Is? My guess. - A e guide for your pregnancy and birth from a unqualified “doula” in an already over saturated market of a million of the same products.

 

[jumble]

I don’t get the midlife crisis.. he bought undies, what’s the big deal?

 

[unhinched]

And then this this girl has major issues fr.

 

[bl0nder0ast]

What a snore. I don’t trust anyone who says they prefer zucchini over pasta. I fear Jules’ poor girls will learn many unhealthy food habits from her.

 

[BS DETECTOR]

She really does make a big deal about nothing doesn’t she. Always so dramatic.

 

[girlfromdownunder]

I have no time to write in a friggen journal, everything goes on my phone, like many busy women these days. She’s going back in time, what a moron!

So true especially if it’s your first child, generally you are either too sick or tired those first few months to document every single thing or if you already have a few kids, you will be time poor. I am embarrassed for her that she keeps on dragging the release of it out, do we even know the cost yet??

 

[rjd]

Will tell you something is an ad .. by writing ad in white on a white background