Jordan Lipscombe #4

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Odds on she comes back engaged from Maldives. If he doesn’t do it there then idk wtf he’s waiting for
 
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I find her editing style a bit grating where she leaves herself talking but its a clip of her continuing to do something else

Yes I know thats very particular 😂
 
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“On today’s agenda, we’re heading to Primark to because we need to find those viral croissant blue pyjamas”

Jordan I BEG you to get a hobby other than makeup.
 
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Came across this strange woman a while back when she did a sisters and seekes haul. Everything was horrible so I was intrigued.
Her luteal phase excuse for shopping 🤣🤣 god she irritates me. Her dress sense and blusher blindness is bizarre. Her nails are revolting. Shes raking it in for doing what exactly? I dont understand what she does.
 
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I find her editing style a bit grating where she leaves herself talking but its a clip of her continuing to do something else

Yes I know thats very particular 😂
to me it seems like the clips where she is eye bleeping herself she keeps in and let’s the voiceover keep running.. she must think she looks too good to waste it lol
 
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I've just come across this girl for the first time and.... I don't know where to start 😆

She looks different all the time -I see Jessie j and Michelle Heaton from liberty x... And then jesy little mix... And yeh the racial ambiguity (that's she's definitely peddling)
She looks like multiple different people and simultaneously looks so different like she's not one person it's so weird and I think this is what all these procedures (unnecessary procedures at that) are doing to these girls, especially when they're so young, but it gives them that uncanny valley look, like occasionally they'll look good at certain angles in photos but mostly they just look so off and inconsistent and ... Weird. God knows what they must look like in real life / to the naked eye😳

Oh I also see Chanelle McCleary from big brother 😬 definitely not what she was going for I'd say😅
 
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I can't get over how bad she looks in some of these 😳😬 messing with your face like that when you're so young, and literally no reason to (ie cos she was already so naturally pretty) is just madness, has aged her and also made her look hella creepy.
...and the probably-unintended consequence of looking like Chanelle McCleary and a Geordie shore reject 🫣😭😂
 
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Her eyes don't match, one of them is always way more droopy than the other.... I'm assuming this is a fox eye job 🙄 botched job at that, jesus what goes through these young girls minds. More money than sense. And clearly bored, get a proper job and stop looking in the mirror ffs 🙃

That lass off love island also got a crappy fox eye surgery, and it's also left her with one eye more droopy than the other😒🤢, ick
 
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Sorry I'll shut up soon 👀🫣😝 but the eye droop is so bad here... Plus the makeup is giving transvestite on strictly??? Which is essentially transvestite on steroids lol.
She looks soo much like Michelle Heaton here. Why would you pay all that money, and go to all that hassle, to make yourself look like someone over 20 years older than you, I just don't get it 😭🤣
 
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Last one sorry.
But..... I just..... 🫠
I know she was trying to create a Bratz doll look, but... Dear god..it's just .... It's not good, on any level. I can't believe she posted it she obviously thinks it was a success🫣🤪 she looks utterly hideous, this should have worked being so exaggerated and fun but it's horrific. And it really accentuates how bad her botched eye job is 🤪🫣🫠
 
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Last one sorry.
But..... I just..... 🫠
I know she was trying to create a Bratz doll look, but... Dear god..it's just .... It's not good, on any level. I can't believe she posted it she obviously thinks it was a success🫣🤪 she looks utterly hideous, this should have worked being so exaggerated and fun but it's horrific. And it really accentuates how bad her botched eye job is 🤪🫣🫠
Omg this is actually terrifying 🤣🤣🤣

I don't have TikTok so haven't seen all these Thumbnails - I know her from her YouTube days - but yes she's a mess, hello and welcome to the thread 🤣
 
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Omg this is actually terrifying 🤣🤣🤣

I don't have TikTok so haven't seen all these Thumbnails - I know her from her YouTube days - but yes she's a mess, hello and welcome to the thread 🤣
I'm captivated and enthralled... for all the wrong reasons 🤣 I'm totally invested. I'm gonna go back through the threads now😅
 
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