Jordan Lipscombe #4

[12inchthinbase]

Just parking my ass here so I can follow this thread a bit closer.. I've never posted on this one before but used to watch Jordan a few years ago, thought I'd check and see what she's upto these days and wowww what happened?! She looks ridiculous, I'm sorry but she looks utterly ridiculous and if she were my mate I'd be pulling her to one side and letting her know it's gone too far. The blackfishing, the teeth smacking, the nailzzzzz.. take a fucking day off hun!

First pic is like 5 years ago, I know we all change and mature but the difference in her skin tone SHOOK me. She looked a lot fresher and happier back then and so did Jake, I don't think she knows who she is anymore tbh!

 

[thewrightstuff]

She was on live and someone was talking about her dog and it’s ears, saying stuff about abuse and she said it’s not abuse etc
All the comments were saying “are cropped dogs not allowed love too” “are cropped dogs not allowed to be rescued”
1. Jordan has not abused her dog BUT by buying a dog from people who sourced it with cropped ears, to be a protection dog and to be scary looking…..you are funding them to be able to continue getting cropped ear dogs.
2. Jordan did not “rescue” her dog from her local Dogs trust, she specifically sourced it like that???
3. It’s illegal in the UK for a reason, it’s inhumane, people say they crop them due to “health reasons”, well then every cockapoo needs their ears cropping then??? Cockapoos/spaniels are so prone to ear infections but their ears aren’t cropped because they are meant to look cute. Dobermans ears are cropped for aesthetic reasons only, as seen by the fact they are used as “protection” dogs. Which WHO does she need protecting from?? No one knows you outside of the internet babe.
4. She blocked the person who was asking questions so in her head she won the argument, but babe you have brought a dog with cropped ears, who we have no idea if it was done humanly (under GA), for aesthetic reasons. YOU funded these people to pay people other people to crop the dogs ears, you are the problem indirectly.

 

[Wills315]

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what are these?

Not sure if you mean the glasses or the claws those hands are like something from a night terror. I'm guessing manual masturbation is off the cards for jords, she would slice her clit in half

 

[Wills315]

I'm all for opinions so please feel free to drop yours as I'd just like to know what's so dislikeable about jordan coz so far I've seen the tan as blackfishing which I think is pretty much the same with Rachel leary, i just see it as a deep tan? , but as someone not too familiar with jordan, what makes her a bad person?

I wouldn't say she's a bad person at all. I personally find her irritating and hard to watch because of how she puts on the different accents and copies other influencers mannerisms etc. She's so different now to when she first started , she's become a copycat. She is naturally gorgeous and if you look at her old pictures compared to now, she has destroyed herself . She's def not the worst out there I just find her a bit try hard and cringe now.

 

[mySON]

haven’t seen a proper photo of Jake for ages he seemed to have gone into hiding with showing his face Jordan’s sisters wedding

jordan actually looks nice here without her clown makeup and stupid smoldering facial expressions

 

[pradabear99]

who is gonna tell her the glasses are giving Rose West and she looks like a twat?

 

[Yorkshirewife]

It amazes me that people take inspiration or are influenced by her. Her make up is AWFUL, she looks awful. I get its horses for courses and all that, but wow.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’d love nothing more than to see her in the wild in broad daylight. I bet it looks so fucking bad

 

[lolgal]

I mean… at least we know Mark Hill haven’t heavily edited her photos she looks awful & like shes aged 25+ years!!!!

 

[rose15]

Of course she won't look as she did when she was 20 but the clean makeup with lighter and shorter hair suited her much much better

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

This girl has started coming up on my FYP and I absolutely cannot stand the way she eye fucks herself. I find the way she talks and holds herself very contrived

 

[secretsunloaded]

I find her editing style a bit grating where she leaves herself talking but its a clip of her continuing to do something else

Yes I know thats very particular

 

[mozzarellagirl]

It really pisses me off how it’s casually been named “cropping” like you’re cutting a long t-shirt to be short. No, you’re slicing up dogs ears! One google there’s even a guide to “styles” of ear cropping. Styles of slicing up dogs ears!

 

[Aemee00]

Her vlog from her night away with Jake was awkward and it all seemed a bit forced

The way she speaks to Jake too gives me red flags - she seems to tell him what to do alot. He was using a telescope wrong and she was saying "don't give me the ick" - I mean joke or not it just sounded a bit patronising. Plus looking the way she does - who is she to talk about giving the ick? She doesn't leave the house and looks like that - serious ick vibes for me

 

[secretsunloaded]

When will she understand that cool tone bright pink blush does not go with her orange fake tan? looks really odd, I won't even start on her hair line showing her real skin tone

Everyone eating her up in the comments saying how great her makeup is is truly concerning. Get your eyes checked

 

[mySON]

It sounds harsh but she doesn’t look any better without it! She looks awful with or without it

i think she used to be so naturally pretty without makeup, but the teeth and lips have kinda ruined that

 

[Missclassy19]

Why’ve they

sent her so much. Her house must be packed w expired makeup n products

 

[milkywaygirl]

Just parking my ass here so I can follow this thread a bit closer.. I've never posted on this one before but used to watch Jordan a few years ago, thought I'd check and see what she's upto these days and wowww what happened?! She looks ridiculous, I'm sorry but she looks utterly ridiculous and if she were my mate I'd be pulling her to one side and letting her know it's gone too far. The blackfishing, the teeth smacking, the nailzzzzz.. take a fucking day off hun!

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First pic is like 5 years ago, I know we all change and mature but the difference in her skin tone SHOOK me. She looked a lot fresher and happier back then and so did Jake, I don't think she knows who she is anymore tbh!

the massive change in her appearance was since she got with jake and i’ve always thought it gave the vibe that maybe there was someone jake follows on instagram or one of his exes that she’s trying to make herself look like

 

[Wills315]

Her latest video: "I don't like using to much products for priming, it's unnecessary ". Proceeds to use 3 different primers, a dusting of loose powder and a concealer before her foundation
The amount of make up and false lashes in the background is crazy too.
Eta: she has now put a shit ton more concealer on after foundation and brought the bright pink cream blush under her eyes , then said if we find our make up isn't lasting throughout the day, then you probably aren't putting enough on and to not be shy with it

 

[mozzarellagirl]

not really referring to her tan, the hair and lips too. i'm not saying she's intentionally blackfishing, literally just said i thought the video was a black girl. i'm also black lol, not that deep was just my opinion on what i'd seen

imo it was obvious what you meant and it’s not far fetched to say as even though you didn’t mention blackfishing, jordan has a long history with it

 

[daisy2809]

i used to quite like watching her back in like the mid-late 2010s on YT but her tiktoks i honestly find pretty sad, just thousands of videos of her in that room surrounded by stuff, but rarely going outside or interacting with people bar her nail tech. just feels like she's trying to fill the void with obscene amounts of overconsumption